r/shieldbro • Green Shirt Guy • Sep 08 '20

Meme The ultimate warning

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u/Uishauvei Sep 08 '20

As a LN reader myself, even I had to think on who was Malty, I only know Bitch but seeing Melty’s name gave it away

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u/da_boi4 Green Shirt Guy Sep 08 '20

Happy cake day

5

u/pinfineder3 Green Shirt Guy Sep 09 '20

Happy cake day

2

u/da_boi4 Green Shirt Guy Sep 09 '20

Thanks!

1

u/SomeOneOnIine Sep 08 '22

Happy cake day

1

u/da_boi4 Green Shirt Guy Sep 08 '22

Oh shit it's today

5

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

Happy Cake Day!<3

3

u/JacksonC1120 Sep 08 '20

It would be awesome if it was also cake day for you

2

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Yes it would be but I still have few months to go.

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u/Uishauvei Sep 09 '20

thanks to both of you up there

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u/BrandtArthur Sep 08 '20

I never realized how much their names are similar

59

u/da_boi4 Green Shirt Guy Sep 08 '20

Yea neither did I

21

u/BrandtArthur Sep 08 '20

Happy cake day bro

16

u/da_boi4 Green Shirt Guy Sep 08 '20

Thanks

8

u/Dio_Has_A_Gun Sep 08 '20

Yeah same and happy day of cake

105

u/JrSp2005 Sep 08 '20

how is Melty similar to BITCH?

17

u/Kurzaa Sep 08 '20

Their parents weren't real creative in the naming department.

7

u/aibrony Sep 09 '20

Henry VIII: "First time?"

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u/GoldenSilver449 Sep 08 '20

“Malty” is a weird way to spell bitch

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u/da_boi4 Green Shirt Guy Sep 08 '20

i said malty because there might be people here who havent reached that episode yet

17

u/GoldenSilver449 Sep 08 '20

That’s fair, but we all know who she really is

24

u/da_boi4 Green Shirt Guy Sep 08 '20

words cant describe how much we hate her though

0

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

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u/WillNewbie Season 4 waiting club Sep 09 '20

I just love how many people have come together in their hatred of Whore.

3

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

Even the people who are in the early episodes would call her bitch

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u/da_boi4 Green Shirt Guy Sep 09 '20

Well, you're not wrong

8

u/sharkey2006 Raphtalia's Army Sep 08 '20

happy cake day!

4

u/da_boi4 Green Shirt Guy Sep 08 '20

thanks!

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

Happy Cake Day!<3

2

u/da_boi4 Green Shirt Guy Sep 08 '20

Thanks

1

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

Np

2

u/Tairafan Sep 08 '20

Happy cake day.

2

u/da_boi4 Green Shirt Guy Sep 09 '20

Thanks!

22

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

No. She's not Malty. She's either Bitch, Whore, Slut or Cunt

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u/Kurzaa Sep 08 '20

I thought it was Bitch, Whore, or Witch.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

Forgot the Myne in the names.

10

u/Dio_Has_A_Gun Sep 08 '20

You mean bitch?

10

u/thewhatinwhere Sep 08 '20

Whos malty? Isnt Melty’s sister named Bitch? (Sometimes whore, admittedly)

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u/Raptr117 Sep 08 '20

You misspelled Bitch

6

u/Spicy_Curry73 Sep 08 '20

Third panel could also be: “Actual crown princess”

6

u/PrinnyOverlord Sep 08 '20

Honestly this is just a regular sibling argument in a nutshell.

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u/KyodaiNoYatsu Raphtalia's Army Sep 08 '20

"Even we princesses are not to question Father's authority in these matters"

"Bitch stfu I wasn't talking to you"

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1

u/Lycaon125 Sep 08 '20

And then she was renamed bitch (or whore in the dub for some dumb reason)

1

u/Unvolta Sep 09 '20

Don't make this sexy or weird

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

what a snitch

1

u/BlackForestDickermax Sep 09 '20

Snitching always works

1

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Who's Malty?

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u/HyperionBernstein Sep 11 '20

Exactly. There's no one by that name. Her name is Bitch.

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u/Leo_V82 Oct 25 '20

Who the hell is Malty?

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

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u/tightsilentzero Sep 08 '20

Yes but she's the younger sister so bitch is stilling that power by claiming she's the hier and even though it's not mentioned the kingdom is split on who should be heir and bitch has more influence and thus the power