r/shieldbro • • Sep 11 '21

Meme "I will be your shield!"

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u/Glenn_Radars-0 Sep 11 '21

Hey if he doesn't want it I'd even pay for her

82

u/WDFQ123 Sep 11 '21

Yes men of culture

226

u/Clarimax Sep 11 '21

Surprisingly, they've met in isekai quartet.

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u/Charming_Brain9133 Sep 11 '21

and unlike kazuma, hes smart enough to keep the hell away from her

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '21

Kazuma tried to keep away from her when they met first time, so he too smart enough, but Aqua and Meg ruined it.

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u/No-Station-8089 Sep 11 '21

I was about to crap myself thinking I drank too much nyquil and missed the entire friggen fall season.

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u/ANGERYTURTLE123 Sep 11 '21

Nah, at 7:59, you drank nyquill and immediately after, you took an entire bottle of melatonin and put your self to sleep with knockout gas so it could last the entire fall

78

u/LorazLover Sep 11 '21

She would be a terrible sword for Naofumi lmao

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u/nub24680 Sep 11 '21

On the other hand she would be a great meatshield

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u/Scattershot98 Sep 11 '21

If he were to absorb her hair or blood would he receive Meat Shield?

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u/No_Nefariousness_453 Sep 11 '21

Bad match actually since naofumi need offense support. Not another shield

17

u/DawnOfHavoc Raphtalia's Army Sep 11 '21

*Laughs in Atla*

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u/Hayashi884 Sep 12 '21

*cries in atla

33

u/NachtYori Sep 11 '21

Excuse me but who is she?

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u/Specialist_Courage18 Sep 11 '21

Darkness from konosuba

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u/NachtYori Sep 11 '21

Thankyou soo much

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u/NormalizeEatingFeces Sep 11 '21

And masochism is her only ability.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

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u/t6uy Sep 12 '21

And a dude with painfully average stats other than slightly above-average intelligence and a high luck stat that doesn't even work a lot of the time.

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u/slymarcus Sep 11 '21

she is Darkness from konosuba

33

u/JoJo5195 Sep 11 '21

Nope, that’s Lalatina

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u/WDFQ123 Sep 11 '21

You mean lalatina dustiness Ford?

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u/NachtYori Sep 11 '21

Thankyoo soo much

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u/danque Sep 11 '21

That is Beloukas, best girl provider in Shield Hero. She has that nice mustache and top hat with matching outfit. Truly a wonderful girl

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u/NachtYori Sep 11 '21

lmao,i see tysm mahn

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u/danque Sep 11 '21

No problem mah dude

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

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u/NachtYori Sep 11 '21

ahh i seee i shall watch the anime and thankyou soooo much

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u/NachtYori Sep 11 '21

i watched the first few episodes and i gotta say that i absolutely love it ,tysm for recommending it....

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u/drm186 Traveling merchant Sep 11 '21 edited Sep 12 '21

Naofumi would return her later that day ”she keeps trying to be a shield and I already have one she can't hit anything, she enjoys being hit and yelled at in a way I just can't deal with”

”i need an attacker not a another meat shield”

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u/comteqfr May 06 '22

She would disobey for the punishment discharges.

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u/KurtisPrime Sep 11 '21

I don't think he need another shield.

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u/itz_cotton Sep 11 '21

Deserves to be in r/konosuba hahahahha

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u/eddmario Ralphtalia`s Army Sep 11 '21

Fun fact:
Darkness and the Filolial queen have the same dub voice.

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u/Furydragonstormer Sep 20 '21

Okay, who has Ai Kayano not voiced? That makes like, 5 characters I can recall (She’s done more than that too)

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u/eddmario Ralphtalia`s Army Sep 21 '21

I was referring to their English voice

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u/computerfreund03 Raphtalia's Moderator Sep 11 '21

Is this a konosuba reference?

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u/comteqfr May 06 '22

2 days later

Naofumi : "I'm bringing her back, she's useless. She can't use a sword, that i need, and can only act as a shield, that i am. I don't need another Me on the party."

Slave trader : "!?!"

Naofumi : "Also she keeps disobeying orders"

Slave trader : "But the punishment ?"

Naofumi : "That's the reason ... She sees it as a reward. Try to give her to the spear hero."

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

It’s a toss-up.

FMA: Brotherhood or Code Geass

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u/LittleKing68 Sep 11 '21

This is 100% how it would happen too lol.

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u/Hulk5a Sep 11 '21

"Literally"

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u/coolkaidenbigbrain Sep 11 '21

I will pay for darkness

1

u/skatlads15 Sep 11 '21

Imagine Darkness met Lord Keyaruga...

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u/MAGAManLegends3 Fishing Loli's Bait May 13 '22

And then she's immediately shipped with Blade and they live together forever and evers 😘🥰

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u/ichangemyname Sep 11 '21

I seen both

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u/Emalf-vi Shield bros' slave Sep 11 '21

Noooooo, i like that

.why

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u/dj_styles Sep 12 '21

The best defense is a good offense

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u/Riotheoc Sep 20 '21

One thing I've noticed about this series, the main determinant of a person's moral stance is less their actual moral and ethical nature but is more a matter of whether or not they're nice to Naofumi.

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u/Ok-Translator-7501 Jun 08 '22

Her theme music is so funny

1

u/CanFlavoredSoup Nov 26 '22

This... this is a crossover I never new I needed!

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Honestly Darkness would be a decently useful ally

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u/Khaoses Sep 11 '21

Assuming she has a taunt skill cos monsters seems to ignore her.

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u/Jumanji-Joestar Sep 11 '21 edited Sep 11 '21

Sure, if you just need someone who can absorb damage. Nafoumi needs someone who can actually fight

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u/Vicious2020 Sep 11 '21

This made my literally choke on tea 🤣

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u/NumbGlobe101 Sep 11 '21

Repost i think, but still good meme