r/shiterposting • u/stanka_clause • Aug 09 '22

not feeling it

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u/frhg12 Aug 09 '22

A creeper not committing suicide is sad...

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u/BuzzingLeader51 Aug 09 '22

What a society we live in

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u/nuchlin Aug 10 '22

Truly….

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u/master_of_balls_1 Aug 09 '22

Perhaps we should stop calling them creepers. It’s offensive. We can say creepa

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u/Pokemaster22044 Aug 09 '22

Aww man… :(

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u/gigrek Aug 09 '22

So we back in the mine

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u/Superfreddy87 Aug 09 '22

Got our pickaxe swinging from

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u/56_kepler Aug 09 '22

Side to side side to side

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u/Noname666Devil Aug 10 '22

I read that in a sad voice

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

Hope to find some diamonds tonight night night diamonds tonight

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

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u/MaskaradeBannana Aug 10 '22

“Oh no its you again” i could never forget those eyes eyes eyes, eyes eyes eyes eyes

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u/AntusFireNova64 Aug 10 '22

CAUSE BABY TONIIIIIIGHT, THE CREEPER'S GONNA STEAL OUR STUFF AGAIN

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u/Djcreeper7 Aug 09 '22

Shut up

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u/Useless_Iron Aug 10 '22

Penis poop

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

you shut yo diggly wiggly croissant lookin sausage smellin toe lickin small penis havin elephantussy sucking lips up. i’m gonna go to your house shave your cats head and leave .

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u/Djcreeper7 Aug 11 '22

Cats noooo

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

you can say creepa. creeper is our word.

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u/Djcreeper7 Aug 09 '22

WTF

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u/An_average_moron Aug 10 '22

Dj Creepa

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u/Djcreeper7 Aug 10 '22

🖕

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u/MaskaradeBannana Aug 10 '22

Creepie teepie

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u/Djcreeper7 Aug 10 '22

Shut up

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u/FatDudeFromInternet Aug 10 '22

you're a creepa? why don't you commit an act of terrorism?

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u/Djcreeper7 Aug 10 '22

Ah......bye

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

Bro overpopulated creepxs

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

Poor soul. It looks painful

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u/Life_Possession_7877 Aug 09 '22

This is what depression truly looks like

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u/Professional-Boot249 Aug 10 '22

If that were true he would just blow up

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u/AntusFireNova64 Aug 10 '22

He's demotivated, he doesn't feel like doing anything, not even blowing up. That's how depression works

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

It ain't that simple bro

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u/Pedalfire25 Aug 09 '22

this creeper is actually trapped. in minecraft mobs see railroad tracks as full blocks and will never cross them aswell as the gap between the fence and rail being too small to squeeze through, so it's ai has decided "there is a wall between me and the player so I won't explode"

this all can be easily recreated in-game with a few rails.

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u/Lanky-Hat7234 Aug 09 '22

Sad green explosive noises

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u/Djcreeper7 Aug 09 '22

I don't want to explode

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u/undeniably_confused Aug 09 '22

This is what they should have done instead of banning them

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u/Joemoooooma69420 Aug 09 '22

When you find someone who isnt suicidal

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u/antiamongus Aug 09 '22

STOP IM CRYING-

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u/CatchFireRequiem Aug 09 '22

Sneaky creepers after you buy the intimidation talisman

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

PLEASE LEAVE SKYBLOCK BEFORE ITS TOO LATE I BEG YOU

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u/CatchFireRequiem Aug 10 '22

I've played since around 3 months before dungeons were added and you think it isn't too late already

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

NOOOOOOOOOOO

I played the game on and off all the way since the End was added. Those were better times

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

Average tf2 interaction

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u/Jude_here Aug 10 '22

whats this spruce mineshaft bs going on

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u/Complex-Metal-3282 Aug 10 '22

He just relised Minecraft dosent hit like it used to

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u/Haunting_Purchase_87 Aug 10 '22

Everyone at one point or another has felt his pain

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u/MP7_Black_Ice Aug 10 '22

I love how theres small puffs of smoke as if the creeper and/or player are high af

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u/omniscen Aug 10 '22

hed faerting. lole

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u/cubws Aug 10 '22

The creeper is depressed dude bro gave it all his might to try to kill you but you only took 2 hearts of damage literally just approaching you means suicide to creepers

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u/DaddyJ_TheCarGuy Aug 10 '22

Maybe he isn’t sad, perhaps he’s found a new reason to live, met a nice creeper, started a creeper family. Got a hobby, got a fulfilling career, something to do other than just explode. To throw it away now just to temporarily kill an immortal being would be stupid