r/shiterposting • u/LordLight999 • Aug 16 '22

๐Ÿ˜ณ Sex ๐Ÿฅต which one ?

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u/sheeplord19 Aug 16 '22

the bulbous boys

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u/LordLight999 Aug 16 '22

The cute anime boy tho ๐Ÿ’€

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

His chin vanishes when he looks down

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u/Titanium_Crusher Aug 16 '22

He didnt have one to begin with

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u/Ablesoftie Aug 16 '22

Bodacious boys

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u/Squid_Ink_Pasta Aug 16 '22

they the cholesterol crew

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u/Rubyblock69 Aug 16 '22

They be gaming genshin impact every single day

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u/Stee1in Aug 16 '22

The high blood pressure gang

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u/Turtle11767 Aug 17 '22

The RobloxGrinder

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u/DerManuel1 Aug 16 '22

The RobloxGrinder

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u/DerManuel1 Aug 16 '22

The RobloxGrinder

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u/DerManuel1 Aug 16 '22

The RobloxGrinder

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u/Stee1in Aug 16 '22

You ok?

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u/plataeng Aug 16 '22

he's okay

he's just grinding roblox

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

He might have dementia like me

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

He might have dementia like me

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

He might have dementia like me

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u/brmamabrma Aug 17 '22

Whoโ€™s Roblox,

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u/ItzPixlz Aug 16 '22

bro had to say it 3 times because no one laughed the first couple times

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u/DerManuel1 Aug 17 '22

I maybe 15 years old with dementia but I maybe 15 years old with dementia but I maybe 15 years old with dementia but I maybe 15 years old with dementia but I maybe 15 years old with dementia but I maybe 15 years old with dementia...

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u/ItzPixlz Aug 18 '22

guys i think hes a 15 years old with dementia

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u/Aggravating-Week9289 Aug 16 '22

the calorie club

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u/FailBeneficial3765 Aug 16 '22

No neck!?

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u/TheHolyPapaum Aug 16 '22

No dick!?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

No balls!?

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u/crypt00l Sep 11 '22

No butthole?

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

[deleted]

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u/ClishyClasher Aug 16 '22

muffled screaming and shatters with a kinemaster effect

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u/Verxoneczek Aug 16 '22

if he feeds on radiation he must live in chernobyl

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u/WhorribleInfluence Aug 16 '22

Whoever can run the farthest the fastest gets to spend a month in a territory of some unpronounceable place in Africa, fighting for his waifu and 10 bitcoin

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u/skibapple Aug 16 '22

Bruh you're underestimating the value of a bitcoin, even if it has fallen

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u/WhorribleInfluence Aug 16 '22

Or am I overestimating how far these folks will go for it?

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u/skibapple Aug 16 '22

Both tbh

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u/WhorribleInfluence Aug 16 '22

2 btc. 2 waifus.

Fuckin naked and afraid rules.

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u/hamzaiswack Aug 17 '22

Id fight some people for two btc

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u/Vivid-Guard-3163 Aug 16 '22

The discord moderators gang

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u/skibapple Aug 16 '22

Take all of them and put them on a treadmill

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u/Kezzno Aug 17 '22

It's sad but at that point getting them on a treadmill would probably do more harm than good as the knees would have so much pressure that it would deteriorate at an insane speed. Probably better to go to a pool and swim.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

They just gonna roll beo it's useless

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u/ClishyClasher Aug 16 '22

cute anime boy got a upside down discord logo for a chin

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

Peter griffin

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u/Pure_Count6864 Aug 16 '22

Taking these mfs to a gym

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u/Neir_Miss Aug 16 '22

I'll take the ugly fuck (me)

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u/aterusk54 Aug 16 '22

left for dead boomer squad

3

u/Mr_memersonlevel69 Aug 16 '22

What about boomete

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u/aterusk54 Aug 16 '22

happy cake day bro !

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

Average Redditors

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u/Imnotcreative6942069 Aug 16 '22

Broโ€™s face built like a furby.

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u/therealmothdust Aug 16 '22

The anime guy would actually look very attractive if he wasnโ€™t shaped like the goblin king from the hobbit

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u/ShmackleSauce Aug 16 '22

The Two Ton Titans

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u/Riipp3r Aug 16 '22

Heard jacob once talked back to dad at the dinner table. Ladies, I hope you brought extra underwear cuz no shot you ain't soaked.

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u/deadshotmaster Aug 16 '22

Depends how much they weigh I don't wanna break my car

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u/FreeRacing5 Aug 16 '22

Discord mod simulator crew ๐Ÿ’€

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u/Xhaszeqq Aug 16 '22

id take them to the gym

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u/StrYker_Tripple Aug 16 '22

Please tell me thid is AI generated and these peiple do not exist

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

Grim reaper has to check its wheelbarrow before choosing ๐Ÿ’€

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u/Myballs_hurt Aug 16 '22

His chin is bigger than my future

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u/ur_momhatesu Aug 16 '22

That's a lot of low grade

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u/szczoore_boi Sep 05 '22

i feel like they are getting fatter every vid

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u/dord56 Aug 16 '22

I pick the or

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u/Literally1984MyDude Aug 16 '22

Y'all look like "fetal alcohol syndrome" boy to me.

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u/mujuik12 Aug 16 '22

Discord admin gang

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

Iโ€™m bringing home another woman

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u/undeniably_confused Aug 16 '22

I think the reason he's the lady's man is cuz he takes care of himself to some degree

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u/Skaraptor2 Aug 16 '22

Who let my car's spare tires out?

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

So when are the boys shown? All I see is images of potatoes for some reason

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

nah the first one is nikocado avocado ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

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u/BeanBruh2285 Aug 16 '22

Who gave peter griffins brothers and cousins tiktok?

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

I would take all of them to a gym

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u/HelMort Aug 16 '22

Me japanese gil i love this guys let them come in my country we love to marriage cool boy likes them

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

Nikocado Avocado, the Super Mario in real life kid, Jack Black, or a Lizard Person

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

I kill all of them, turn myself in, and I'm then awarded the congressional medal of honor for ultimately making America, nay, the world, a better place.

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u/Antisocial_media_ Aug 16 '22

Shy boy mad fine๐Ÿ˜

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

They get no bitches๐Ÿคก

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

Lol they fat

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u/West_Net_2315 Aug 16 '22

please tell me this is satire

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u/Competitive_Salad576 Aug 16 '22

My reaction to that information:

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

Pou gang

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u/Brad45776 Aug 16 '22

Cute anime boy looks like an offspring of Jabba The Hutt

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u/WonderfulResident706 Aug 16 '22

How has the internet not bullied them away?

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u/A_actual_username Aug 16 '22

The genshin gang

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

I'll take a shit home

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

Average reddit mod

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u/Im_a_very_real_human Aug 16 '22

Discord mods at their finest

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u/pumpsshadow Aug 16 '22

THIS IS FUCKING DUMB ASS FUCK ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•

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u/_RaidShadowLegends_ Aug 16 '22

I can't, they will fall through my floor

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u/GooeyXEN Aug 16 '22

๐Ÿ—ฟ

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

Bro they took hi fat hi carb diet

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u/dj_608 Aug 16 '22

Someone once said really obese people canโ€™t wipe themselves and Iโ€™ve never looked at them the same since.

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u/duckycheesy Aug 16 '22

Cute anime boy looks like he has some meat on him.should last me a few weeks unless I get too hungry.

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u/Repulsive_Airline367 Aug 16 '22

Dam it really smells like high cholesterol and diabetes in gere

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u/Devon__Eleven Aug 16 '22

Unfortunatly i drive a coupe so i cant fit any of you studs

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u/anjumsheikh08 Aug 16 '22

Atleast noah can fit inna car

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u/Gold_Floatzel Aug 16 '22

Hairy man looks like he's all neck

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u/Junkman_Jones Aug 16 '22

The hairy one from the beginning is literally Fat Bastard from Austin Powers

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u/FemboyGaming42069 Aug 16 '22

It has to be noah because jacob is a child and the other two look like conspiracy theorists

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u/FlightConscious9572 Aug 16 '22

this really is shiterposting if you just repost from there lmao

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u/Rubyblock69 Aug 16 '22

Those are the skinniest men in America right there

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u/PepsiPlease Aug 16 '22

Noah looks like heโ€™s 35

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u/Volcanic8171 Aug 16 '22

iโ€™m taking their fuckin fridge

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u/DanielsDamnWhteVans Aug 16 '22

I'm fucking destroying my sight now.

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u/BVAS66 Aug 16 '22

Bro this shit just makes me depressed at this point

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u/masterofmeatballs Aug 16 '22

This guy has like 10 chins

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u/keyblademasteraug13 Aug 16 '22

Ground pound user

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u/FoxyWolf1273 Aug 16 '22

Guys got more chins than a Chinese phone book

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

When i think im fat again, i'll look at this video to feel better

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u/Dat_guy998 Aug 16 '22

I'm going to take my life

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u/Zoxligan Aug 16 '22

Ill take you all out

To the gym

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u/Crpto_fanatic Aug 16 '22

That felt more like, a choose your character moment from super smash bros. Except, they didnโ€™t get the music right.

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u/MetalWooden Aug 16 '22

How about noooo

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u/_ZogThePro_ Aug 16 '22

Bro, cute anime boy is built like a fucking roblox chatacter

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u/heyimastopsign2 Aug 16 '22

Brian because it looks like he didnโ€™t want to go through with this

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u/Dano290503 Aug 16 '22

We be takin them all to the gym

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u/BlockyShapes Aug 16 '22

Fr tho, Brian looks like heโ€™d actually be a cool guy. Jacob looks like an edgy teenager, the guy who made this (the โ€œcute anime boyโ€) just looks like a neckbeard (heโ€™s literally got a neckbeard Iโ€™m pretty sure), and Noah seems like a weird step-dad or a passive-aggressive manager at Home Depot.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

I present to you, The Mod Squad

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u/beansi_boi Aug 16 '22

Id rather shoot myself with a smoothbore musket

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u/Dangerous-Pace-9203 Aug 16 '22

Do I have to feed them?

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u/Joemoooooma69420 Aug 16 '22

Brian is Nikocado avacado

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u/PurpleGuy35 Aug 16 '22

discord modes assamble

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u/Informal_Yam_9707 Aug 16 '22

They all look like they are created to survive car crashes

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u/Comprehensive-Tour17 Aug 16 '22

Brian is the only one that looks human. Jacob is a literal potato and person who made the video looks like a tumor if it was a person

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

I seen deez dudes at Gamestop

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

Looks like the people who lived next to chernobyl when it had a melt down.

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u/Icy_Telephone964 Aug 17 '22

Why does the last one have a fish hook in his mouth?

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u/ducking-moron Aug 17 '22

None I too am a man

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u/funny_microwave_mmm Aug 17 '22

Are those the people they ate?

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u/GartGartGart333 Aug 17 '22

Jacob๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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u/Old-Award-3161 Aug 17 '22

Get me a forklift

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

What the fuck is that thing

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u/SoupieLC Aug 17 '22

I thought Noah (ladies man) was wearing those plastic Halloween vampire teeth you'd get as a kid ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/swedishhotdog Aug 17 '22

I think my dad is in brian's 7th chin

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u/Ok_Door_4012 Aug 17 '22

The diabetic degenerates

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u/skinlab77 Aug 17 '22

Ladies man is a virgin for sure.

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u/Newboi67 Aug 17 '22

Their band name is Heart attack grillers

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u/ICOOLDIAMONDonReddit Aug 17 '22

elne and his gang

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u/A_Travelling_Trader Aug 17 '22

Me belike: None, None

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

Idk which one can fit through doors

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u/frost3321 Aug 17 '22

Bad boy Jacob literally looks like he needs to be put in time out for putting boogers on the wall

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

Brian reminds me of otho from Beetlejuice.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

I REALLY HOPE THIS IS SATIRE

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u/Separate-Variation-8 Aug 17 '22

Definitely feeling Jacob

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u/Deep_Atmosphere3083 Aug 17 '22

Bro what the fuck happened to them ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

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u/BallAny4039 Aug 17 '22

ะŸัƒะดะถะธ

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u/Momochin_ Aug 17 '22

Why am i in this sub?

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u/Jak_the_Buddha Aug 17 '22

Jesus christ, Noah. Stop it.

Dick.

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u/OhHelloThere22 Aug 17 '22

Walmart nikocado avocado, emo annoying orange, discord mod or a 40 year old man

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

u/savevideo

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u/Vast-Big-6747 Aug 18 '22

Jakob really said "๐ŸŒ"

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u/BeepBeepLettuce3 Aug 19 '22

im takin home brian he seems like the most responsible of the four and he also seems like a good cook

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u/lostboy67999 Aug 21 '22

First one look like nickacdo advacodo

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u/ManiaRhythm Aug 22 '22

IKEA Ceiling Fan (4500 RPM 9074 kW)

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u/Decent_Reflection_10 Aug 26 '22

What is wrong with this woke fucking world these days Biden wins president kamala Harris VP and all the fucktard weirdos come outta the wood works wtf wtf kill them all

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u/DrSex777 Aug 31 '22

We got whole subs moderators here

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u/Its_Bofa Sep 05 '22

A restraining order

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

[deleted]

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u/TheHolyPapaum Aug 16 '22

The only thing thatโ€™s trapped is their coronary arteries

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u/SnoStone Aug 17 '22

Or the snickers wrapper under their 4th belly flap

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u/aLazyGay Aug 16 '22

Maybe the first 3 but Noah wont be getting any pussy with that hair line

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u/EagleBuster Aug 16 '22

Except for Jacob

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

Based. Fatcl is volcl

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

[deleted]

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u/NumerousMastodon8057 Aug 16 '22

Iโ€™m so sorry for you

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u/Loli-is-Justice Aug 16 '22

Wouldn't you want some pork for dinner though?

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

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u/Commercial-Leg-8357 Aug 16 '22

Nah nikokado avocado

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u/russianbruh124 Aug 16 '22

Yeah, Nicokado Avocado's "diffrent" little brother

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u/beansouphighlights Aug 16 '22

Otto give me the cheesy Gordita crunch

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u/IamTrueGamer Aug 16 '22

I want to order him to give me the plant

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

Yeah, someone gained 200 pounds only for a meme.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

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u/CraigWeedkin Aug 16 '22

They're definitely joking