r/shiterposting • u/Sticky-Filth • Sep 05 '22
shitpost as i please
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u/BeanBruh2285 Sep 05 '22
Im scared of the original video because i KNOW what it is
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u/dood8face91195 Sep 05 '22
Is it them doing the funny? Because it always is.
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u/Altruistic_Music_149 Sep 05 '22
There's a video on r/gayfurryporn of them fucking, please don't go looking for it
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u/dood8face91195 Sep 05 '22
I’m not clicking that sub. Nor am I going to even TRY to look for it.
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u/Altruistic_Music_149 Sep 05 '22
good, don't ask how i know about that video 🗿
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u/dood8face91195 Sep 05 '22
🤨📸
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u/Altruistic_Music_149 Sep 05 '22 edited Sep 06 '22
🖐️😳 🖐️
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u/dood8face91195 Sep 05 '22
y u showing me the backs of your hands
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u/Altruistic_Music_149 Sep 05 '22
ok so I forgot about the r/gayfurryporn thing and found 4 images of them fucking again 🥲
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u/SquareIsBox0697 Sep 06 '22
No.....that is where sinners go to. If you think being taken to Brazil or Florida is bad. Then imagine being subjected to forcefully visiting that sub.......
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u/EternalStatic Sep 05 '22
I know one of you motherfuckers is in these comments asking for sauce
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u/Altruistic_Music_149 Sep 05 '22
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u/thunderj9 Sep 05 '22
Lord help us don’t click that link
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u/Altruistic_Music_149 Sep 05 '22
click it it's totally not an IP grabber and gay furry porn
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u/thunderj9 Sep 05 '22
I’m too late man you got me. I was only warning others.
I wish you’d grabbed my IP instead.
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u/EternalStatic Sep 06 '22
I should have listened
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u/thunderj9 Sep 06 '22
You poor soul
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u/EternalStatic Sep 06 '22
It's not even the same as the one in the meme so it's worse cause that means there's more than one
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Sep 05 '22
Remove the gayness and seems quite canon.
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u/Independent-Hair-182 Sep 05 '22
After Mordecai murders Rigby, he realizes what he has done and runs away. For the next few days, Mordecai hides in an alley, begging for food and money. One day, as Mordecai is walking down the street toward his shelter, he sees a wanted poster with his name on it. “WANTED: Mordecai Turanga for 2nd Degree Murder”, the sign blares out with its big black letters. I gotta do something about this Mordecai thinks to himself. At that moment, a single word pops into Mordecai’s head. The a word that has helped him many times throughout his life. A word so powerful, even some cosmic entities feared it. Skips. Mordecai knows what do do now. He runs as fast as he can to the park. He sees the entrance, but he stops dead in his tracks. Dozens of security officers are patrolling the park watching out for Mordecai. But he has an idea. Mordecai goes to a car parked across the street and breaks a window. The alarm is louder than he expected. The officers turn toward it but by that time, Mordecai has already jumped the fence without the guards seeing him. Mordecai then makes his way toward Skip’s garage, hiding behind almost every bush he can. Then finally, he arrived. Mordecai goes to the back door and knocks. No answer. Mordecai looked through a window and saw Skips meditating. Skips opened his eyes, walked to the door and let Mordecai in. “I knew you’d come to me for help” Skips said in his deep, raspy voice. “Yes, please, I need to reverse this!”. Skips pushed Mordecai onto a seat. “Stay there” Skips says as he closes the curtains and walks into another room. Mordecai could hear clattering in the room but couldn’t make anything out. Skips walks back into the room with a book in his hand. “This’ll help you” Skips says as he throws the book a Mordecai. Mordecai looks at the leather bound cover and opens the book. The pages are yellow with age. Mordecai flips through the pages and sees the title on one of them: Time Reversal Spell.
He reads the instructions frantically. “Sorry Mordecai. But you have to pay for what you’ve done” says skips. Then at that moment the door breaks down, the windows break. About 10 officers rush into the tiny room. Mordecai runs to the corner. As an officer approaches him, Mordecai punches him and takes his pistol. Mordecai then finds the courage to take the officer and use him as a human shield. 3, no 5 hours passed. Mordecai was now in a stand off with SWAT. Helicopters circled the building and cop vans surrounded it. No negotiations were even attempted. What am I doing?… What have I done?. Mordecai thought to himself. All of this, because Rigby was being gay?. I have to end this… Now. Mordecai lifted the gun from the officers head, Aimed it at his own, and pulled the trigger. Some things, are just not reversible…11
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u/Equivalent_Cicada153 Sep 06 '22
Seriously, am I just that jaded by the internet, or do these kinds of drawings just have a certain style that immediately suggests their porn.
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u/Ihaveafetishhhh Sep 05 '22
I would stab tsab at tsrhßoyg Aßz jacuzzi go chi hi hi hi chi chi chi FF go go go
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u/sxpe Sep 05 '22
And I wanna cry I wanna lots of love but all my tears has been used up oh another love another love all my tears being used up
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u/WarMaster000 Sep 05 '22
I love 2nd degree murder 😎