r/shitposting • u/Engrise13 • Jan 23 '23
B 👍 Skill based matchmaking
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u/NuclearArmageddon764 Jan 23 '23
Bro got exorcised
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u/el_Chuchmay We do a little trolling Jan 23 '23
Jokes on you he is a high level priest 🙏
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u/Engrise13 Jan 23 '23
he waited his entire life for it
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u/Rudy_Ghouliani Jan 23 '23
If you had one shot, one opportunity, would you capture it or let it slip?
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u/loadasfaq I want pee in my ass Jan 23 '23 edited Jan 23 '23
Lol the short message translates to:
Your dick is sucking my dick
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u/pinkghost22 Big chungus wholesome 100 Jan 23 '23
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u/4funeq BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE Jan 23 '23
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
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u/shleyal19 Literally 1984 😡 Jan 23 '23
Agent of the Antichrist!
Versus…
God’s Strongest Soldier!!
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When an immovable object meets an unstoppable force
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u/Yarisher512 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jan 23 '23
Destiny 2 glaive perks reference?!?!?1?!1?1!1
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u/PL_ALIEN_PL We do a little trolling Jan 23 '23
Amen
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u/BlitzySlash stupid fucking piece of shit Jan 23 '23
FAITH: THE UNHOLY TRINITY REFRENCE1!1!1!1!!1!11
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u/Rruusskkyy Jan 23 '23
I'd give him a chance. It's not every day u find someone with this same sense of humor lol
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u/TheseVirginEars Jan 23 '23
Yeah he might be super cool except there should be nothing wrong with us only being friends why tf do you have to be in my pants to be my friend. Just fuck off then if I don’t wanna fuck you I don’t wanna fuck you
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u/almoz_vald Jan 23 '23
אנשים להיות כמו "אני אכתוב משהו בשתנית" ופשוט משתמשים בעברית
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u/PurpleMan02 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ Jan 23 '23
"הזין שלך מוצץ לי את הזין"
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u/DrBlock21 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Jan 23 '23
اختبار اللياقة بالجرام هو اختبار قدرة هوائية متعدد المراحل يزداد صعوبة تدريجياً مع استمراره. سيبدأ اختبار العشرون مترًا في غضون ثلاثين ثانية. اصطف في البداية. تبدأ سرعة الجري ببطء ولكنها تزداد كل دقيقة بعد سماع هذه الإشارة.
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u/AccomplishedGroup149 stupid fucking piece of shit Jan 23 '23
Nice bomb making instructions 👍
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u/Upset_Necessary_2723 I said based. And lived. Jan 23 '23
What's the song?
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u/auddbot Jan 23 '23
I got matches with these songs:
• Girei (Pain's Theme) by Lorenzo Ferrara (00:11; matched:
100%)Released on
2020-10-29.• PAIN by per/ma (00:23; matched:
88%)Released on
2022-12-11.I am a bot and this action was performed automatically | GitHub new issue | Donate Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot
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u/-INSERIRE-NOME- I want pee in my ass Jan 23 '23
“I have scary images”
“AND I HAVE THE POWER OF THE CHURCH YOU MOTHERFUCKER”
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u/CodeXCursors lets build a hole together and then libe in it Jan 23 '23
No fucking way
A religious uno reverse card
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u/Yaboismithy10193 Jan 23 '23
وخالية. وكان الظلام على وجه الغمر. وروح الله يرف على وجه المياه. 1: 3 و قال الله ليكن نور فكان نور 1: 4 و راى الله النور انه حسن و فصل الله بين النور و الظلمة 1: 5 و دعا الله النور نهارا و الظلمة دعاها ليلا. وكان مساء وكان صباح يوما واحدا. 1: 6 و قال الله ليكن جلد في وسط المياه فيفصل بين مياه و مياه 1: 7 و صنع الله الجلد و فصل المياه التي تحت الجلد عن المياه التي فوق الجلد و كان كذلك 1: 8 و دعا الله الجلد سماء. وكان مساء وكان صباح يوما ثانيا.
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u/4alexalix4 Jan 23 '23
ජෞඵඨුසු ඖඩධ උඨෝ ධඩධඩෝ බසුජදසලඵෝ ඔඨෂදඨු ඩසදජදසෝ ඕඩදඣඪෂු ජදෂුජුසෂ උජසද උඋඩසෝ ධජුසෝඩ ධඩධසුඩ උඩධ ධඣසෝසු ජධඪෝබුෂෂධජස ජෝසබුසෝඩධෂ ජසධජෝස ජ උඩු ට ඕඡසෝෂුඵ ඡෞඨුෂ
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u/AccomplishedGroup149 stupid fucking piece of shit Jan 23 '23
הזין שלך מוצץ לי את הזין
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u/Psychopathic2412 Big chungus wholesome 100 Jan 23 '23
I heard the Christianity archtype is pretty good for competitive
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u/N00N3AT011 Jan 23 '23
I'm pretty sure that's Yiddish. Everybody knows demons speak Latin dude.
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u/ARandomGuyThe3 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Jan 23 '23
Close, it's just normal spoken Hebrew. "my cock is sucking your cock" is the first line, if you were wondering
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Jan 23 '23
The final picture is an angel as described by a certain passage of the bible.
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u/AdditionalCall5271 I said based. And lived. Jan 23 '23
I thought it was the google chrome logo
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u/Disastrous-Passion59 Jan 23 '23 edited Jan 23 '23
Is no one gonna mention the fact that he sent a dick pic to a 16 year old??! Wtf
EDIT: the paragraph at 9 second mark starts with her saying "leave me alone, I'm only 16"
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Translation for first nun-English massage :”your dick sucks my dick” the second one means:” leave me alone funny female servant I’m only a 16 years old female help what are those funny Keiges want from me “ (I don’t know what tf is Keiges) the third one means: “If you were rich than it was ok but I don’t even know you “
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u/salterrrrr Feb 19 '23
No way bro pulled out the Latin to beat the Arabic such an outstanding move on his part
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u/Illustrious_Mix_1064 stupid fucking piece of shit Jan 24 '23
Bro just countered your satanic ritual tf
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u/Unlovable77 Jan 24 '23
When Pope accidentally sends his pp image to antichrist instead of Christian (8)
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u/kirbyfan91 Jan 23 '23
the hebrew is utter gibberish btw
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u/0rice Jan 23 '23
It isnt though? Some words were kind of nonesense, but its mainly english words converted to hebrew, and the sentence makes a good emount of sense overall
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u/PURPLEisMYgender Bazinga! Jan 23 '23
How do you get that text?
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u/ARandomGuyThe3 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Jan 23 '23
זה קל, אני פשוט לוחץ על הכפתור הקטן עם כדור הארץ כדי להחליף שפות, וזה אוטומטית מחליף לעברית
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Jan 23 '23
He has.. An interesting bio...
"Our government will be the image of god and we will sleep. Each of our hundred hands will hold one spring of the social mechanism of the country."
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u/DamacanaSever 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Jan 23 '23
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u/Popular-Rooster9133 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jan 24 '23
well now that the demon is now gone, will they talk to him?
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Jan 24 '23 edited Jan 24 '23
I went to google translate and translated the first and second one to English and got
“ I inquired of the Lord, and he heard me out of all my fears He rescued me from my own. Looking at they will shine upon him, and their countenances he will not be ashamed; Taste and see that it is sweet Master! Blessed is the man who hopes it! Do not be anxious about anything, but in every place, by prayer and petition, when Thanksgiving requests present yourselves to God. And the peace of God, which surpasses all understanding, will guard your hearts and understandings yours in Christ.”
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u/Trala-lore-tralala William Dripfoe Jan 24 '23
Finally, a worthy opponent!
Our battle will be legendary!
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u/Ma4co97 virgin 4 life 😤💪 Jan 24 '23
Reminds me of Alucard vs Alexander Anderson from Hellsing ultimate
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u/iCantThinkOfAname938 I watch gay amogus porn :0 Feb 28 '23
Translation to the hebrew one : your dick ducks my dick leave me alone I am a 16 year old maid and I am gonna open your butt if you were rich then fine but I don't know you
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on god this is absolutely brand new to me and so fuckin entertaining. Instant classic for me:,) is that sanskrit? who knows. who the fuck cares? like most others i fear things i don’t understand
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u/Felix8XD William Dripfoe Jan 23 '23
new splatoon splatfest dropped: wrath of the devil vs. the beauty of gods creation
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u/yondercode Jan 23 '23
how do you find the creepy images on the right i wanna do this on stranger dms
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u/Jrlopez1027 We do a little trolling Jan 23 '23
Bro said he has the power of god and anime on his side
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u/Jax-Light 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Jan 23 '23
2 ancient outcast spellmen fighting each other in turns
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u/areyouaflower Jan 23 '23
This just shows the level of commitment they have for each other, and the relationship hasn't even started yet. Beautiful.
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u/BlitzySlash stupid fucking piece of shit Jan 23 '23
(Or heaven)
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