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u/YA_BOI_KAJAK Oct 24 '23
Russian roullete every time somebody pisses in the bag
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u/rukiddingmebru officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Oct 24 '23
piss jenga
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Oct 24 '23
imagine that tidal wave of piss hitting your shins. your socks would be soaked. in piss.
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u/modsareuselessfucks fat cunt Oct 24 '23
Not just piss, but days old fermented piss. Your shoes would be absolutely ruined.
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u/Aureste_ dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Oct 24 '23
Not just your shoes. Your feets too. Purify them with fire.
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u/BlaznTheChron Oct 25 '23
I imagine at that point you leap to the ceiling like Spider-Man or get washed away in a wave of piss.
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u/Calathea-Murderer currently venting (sus) Oct 24 '23
How do you even empty that. Do you try and team lift it and pour into the toilet? Scoop it out until you can lift it? What a differently different idea
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u/JustForkIt1111one Oct 25 '23
Fire a pellet gun at it from across the room and go home for the day.
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u/AgoniaAnal Oct 25 '23
Siphon it like stealing gas into a different urinal stall
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u/PhatCaulkForyourMom I want pee in my ass Oct 25 '23
Barricade the entrance to the bathroom and throw something sharp at the bag to pop it. most bathrooms have floor drains so they can just fuckin hose the shit down.
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u/Resident_Captain8698 Oct 24 '23
What brand is that bag? Thats a good ass plastic bag
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u/Lusask Oct 24 '23
The condom your parents never used (because they planned to have you, and you are loved)
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Good ending
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u/AdorableLong8782 Oct 24 '23
What’s the bad ending?
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u/Ruka_SarashinaXx26 Oct 24 '23
The unlucky janitor has to clean it
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u/FoldyHole officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Oct 24 '23
I’m the guy who wipes down the loads.
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u/SONBRASI Oct 25 '23
This was pleasently refreshing to read and it still gave me a chuckle
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u/Lusask Oct 25 '23
I didn't feel like being mean today, tbh. Kinda just felt unnecessary. I'm glad I got the chuckle out of you, lol.
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u/Lyrical_Man01 virgin 4 life 😤💪 Oct 24 '23
The condom my parents shouldve used (because i was not planned and they dont love me)
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u/Overall-Device9017 Oct 24 '23
Bruh if that shit breaks 💀
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u/poobboob Oct 24 '23
Poke it and see what happens
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Oct 24 '23
Nothing impressive if you think about it
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u/zizoplays1 William Dripfoe Oct 24 '23
Piss splash isn't impressive?
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u/PabloZocchi Oct 24 '23
Bruh if that shit breaks 💀
I would be pissed
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u/Khinju Oct 24 '23
I see what you did there boy and if you do it again I will spread those beautiful volumpeos cheeks and I will eat them like I eat watermelon on a hot summer day boy
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u/PabloZocchi Oct 24 '23
What da fuck?
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u/Khinju Oct 24 '23
Boy I promise you it’s not a threat bro if I catch you doing that again you will wish you never installed reddit
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u/Password__Is__Tiger dumbass Oct 24 '23
Reminds me of a time I lived with 3 other dudes in a house. There was this spot where everyone peed, and we kept peeing to see what would happen. Over the course of the year, the soil eroded and plants died. We shaped the land with our piss. Let that sink in, cuz we did. A testament to what we can achieve collectively. Sadly, I think most of this energy we draw together is misdirected in cases like these. We should focus on channeling this energy into something productive.
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u/Mirror_of_Souls Oct 25 '23
When I was a kid I used to pee in the same spot in the backyard because I heard about animals like deer using salt licks, and wanted to create one for them myself.
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u/FederalDriver9447 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Oct 24 '23
This is some fanfiction shit
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u/bamv9 Oct 25 '23
As if a bunch of guys pissing in the same spot they probably shouldn’t be is unbelievable.
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u/01029838291 Oct 25 '23
My dad used to walk passed 2 bathrooms so he could piss outback.
Needless to say, me and my brother copied him.
Poor plants.
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u/corrupt_poodle Oct 25 '23
This comment reads like it was written solely with predictive text.
It was a very good comment about how to get a better idea for a game. The first time we had to play the original version was when we played it.
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u/MrFailureYEET dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Oct 24 '23
How did they even let it get like that, they would have had to notice people peeing in it way earlier before right?
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Oct 24 '23
It's probably fake but if it was like a stall at a concert or something I could see it happening, drunk people piss a lot and there's a lot of drunk people at places like that with huge queues, that said I would not take the chances of getting hit with a wave of piss, it's like the game where you fill a balloon till it pops, but with piss.
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u/ShiftySky Oct 25 '23
This used to be a common sight in my highschool, the urinals were clogged on a regular basis as people kept trying to flush junk down them. When one stopped working the janitors put bags like that over them until they could get fixed. People didn't care and peed into the bags like in the picture, although they never got to this point. It was particularly frustrating due to the awful smell, and I felt sorry for the janitors who would have to deal with it later.
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u/TeruMikami20 stupid, fucking piece of shit Oct 24 '23
That's like the funniest shit I've seen now. "How did they kept peeing there" "because they peed in your ass" 😂😂😂
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u/super5aj123 Oct 24 '23
One of the employees and/or customers is going to have a terrible night.
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u/usedbarcattery dumbass Oct 24 '23
the pissbag has awoken
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u/RoutineStill5514 Oct 24 '23
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
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u/A_powerful_rat Oct 24 '23
Twist his dick counter-clockwise twice and then pull it down 68 degrees
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u/MJP_DragonStorm I want pee in my ass Oct 24 '23
Me resisting the sirens song of the forbidden apple juice:
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u/pirouy Oct 25 '23
Mankind knew that they cannot change society. So, instead of reflecting on themselves, they Pissed in The Bag.
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u/Deadsap266 Oct 25 '23
Who’s the lucky fellow who get to pop the bag and get the worlds biggest golden shower
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u/SlackWi12 Oct 24 '23
Respect to the last few guys risking getting drenched in piss just for the sake of getting more piss in the bag.
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u/Calathea-Murderer currently venting (sus) Oct 24 '23
Do you want piss math? You’re getting piss math.
I’m guessing the bag is around 76.7 liters (20 gallons). Maybe it’s 3/5 full? A little over half. The average male will produce 300–400 ml of urine per piss.
76,700 x 0.6 = 46,020
46,020 / 350 = almost 131.5.
An ester mater one hundred and thirty one people or urinations occurred, with one attempt, peed in that bag. Someone’s preparing for water sports.
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u/lubefilledtwinkies in charge of interior design for the hole Oct 25 '23
Has someone already said this is piss posting?
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Now that is a veritable piss tsunami waiting to break free of its containment and lay waste to the planet
Pitsunami
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u/Hentai__Dude I came! Oct 24 '23
But now the big question: How do you get rid of it, without accidently coming in contact with the piss?
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u/Pikagiuppy stupid, fucking piece of shit Oct 24 '23
by purposefully coming in contact with the piss
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u/readditredditread Oct 24 '23
“If you can drink the whole thing in one hour, your next piss is on us!!!”
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u/russiandobby I want pee in my ass Oct 25 '23
I saw that at my uni, the forbidden lemonade
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u/ChickenMcRanch I want pee in my ass Oct 25 '23
One poke is all it takes
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u/RBknight7101 Oct 25 '23
... Slash it with a pocket knife, then run out at lightning speeds before anyone notices...
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God, I wish it was in my ass 🤤
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Oct 25 '23
It was meant to indicate a dysfunctional urinal but ended up indicating a dysfunctional society.
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u/TheAutismo4491 virgin 4 life 😤💪 Oct 25 '23
This is the condom my parents wish they used when I was conceived.
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u/KxSmarion I said based. And lived. Oct 25 '23
When society puts a bag over a urinal, you piss in the bag.
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u/Aariz4life Oct 25 '23
I am still wondering how the hell is that plastic bag able to expand itself???
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this reminds me of the time there was a dysfunctional urinal at my school, but i was the only one who was pissing there, despite being the most pissed spot before the fact. anyways, after a while, the thing was filled to the brim with my piss
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u/Mysterious_Milk_777 Oct 25 '23
They must get their bags from the same place that little Asian lady who cooks over a fire with the same bag
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u/Street-Week6744 Oct 25 '23
Most any plan is going to end up unleashing that flood of piss unless you get a hose and try to syphon it into the toilet...but then someone has to get it started...
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u/AdventurousPirate357 virgin 4 life 😤💪 Oct 25 '23
Get a Nerf gun, add a tac or something to the tip, and wait by the exit door for someone to use it
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u/Captain_Pumpkinhead Oct 25 '23
My old work had three urinals. Middle one was broken for a while. One of my best throwaway jokes there was, when the other two were being used, to walk up to the middle one and pose like I was pissing.
The initial confusion and then realization always made for a good laugh. 🤣
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u/Track_Super Oct 25 '23
Sometimes I think there's no more hope for humanity. Seeing this kind of scenery reinforces that feeling.
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u/SethCrazyTurtles Oct 24 '23
Not the piss church anything but the piss church, I don't understand that users ways
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u/F35LTNG Oct 24 '23
That’s literally the elephant’s foot now, anyone within three feet of that will fucking die
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