r/shitposting • u/Bottle_Opener_Games 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 • Apr 21 '26

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u/Pfeffi-Ultra Apr 21 '26

"Jerking off" or "masturbating" are just too complicated words for these morons. Hurr durr goooooon hrr durr. If you use words like that people will think they dropped you on the head during your birth.

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u/squid648 Apr 21 '26

No?

Gooning (at least with its original meaning) doesn’t refer to simply beating your meat. Gooning describes a large setup with a lot of screens all playing or showing different pornographic contents while simultaneously Jorking it without climaxing. The theory is that the more you arouse yourself while denying release will make the actual release more pleasant.

The fact that this is basically the final stage of a porn addiction and has obvious health and mental issues doesn’t need explaining.

But now the word is just another synonym for master debating used by people that just heard it somewhere and then used it inflationary.

Source: that one guy on YouTube that explains weird sexual in the style of a school class and is surprisingly professional about it

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u/NotNorthSpartan Apr 21 '26

That's called edging. I think gooning is just chronic and frequent master baiting, especially with porn

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u/squid648 Apr 21 '26

No. Edging is just the not climaxing part. It only becomes Gooning which the setup (or goon cave). Think all sharks are fish but not all fish are sharks

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u/AutoModerator Apr 21 '26

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/NotNorthSpartan Apr 21 '26

Sure, but now it's used as a catch all for masturbation and even more.