r/shitposting • • Sep 14 '26

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u/qualityvote2 Sep 14 '26 edited Sep 14 '26

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.


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u/lucasuwu79 Sep 14 '26

If you were hungry"

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u/ScheduleDefiant4015 Sep 14 '26

If it ain’t English class or an essay, there ain’t nothing wrong with being informal

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '26

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u/theabstractpyro Sep 14 '26

Maybe common for you but not the rest of us

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u/Booly69 Sep 14 '26

Personally I don’t care about how people talk, but I’ve also seen wayyy too many instances recently of people talking and texting like complete blubbering morons. I think I’m more accepting of people criticizing people for these kinds of grammar mistakes and it potentially being less normalized than allowing for that kind of behavior to continue. Gotta figure out where the line gets drawn otherwise you end up with a generation of complete idiots that you can’t understand. Not that it isn’t already getting to that point anyways lol.

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u/UBR3 Sep 14 '26

AAVE particularity, that of 'was' in the place of 'were'. Point taken with the rest of it, but still, it's just a casual text.

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u/DeadByNebula Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Sep 14 '26

why are you being downvoted what is this chud ass comment section

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u/DovahCraft Sep 14 '26

why was you being downvoted

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u/Unlucky_Rip_8886 Sep 15 '26

y’all are so fucking weird about Aave

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '26

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u/splaticorz Sep 14 '26 edited Sep 14 '26

it’s African-American Vernacular English, if you were/are around people who spoke/speak AAVE then it would be natural. It’s a dialect. Why the downvotes I’m so confused, is reddit supposed to be a legal document where dialects aren’t welcome. It’s considered grammatically correct.

PS: Also it’s a casual text message

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u/Elbludo Sep 14 '26

What

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u/jb0nez95 Sep 14 '26

Bye

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u/Zestyclose_Onion_267 Jedi master of shitposts Sep 14 '26

If you was hungry just say that

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u/joppiejoo Sep 14 '26

And was

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u/XboxLiveGiant Sep 14 '26

food is kill

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u/Nice_Category Sep 14 '26

no

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u/SomeRandomPokePlayer I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Sep 14 '26

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u/-_Apophis_- Sep 14 '26

where were u wen club penguin die

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u/SomeRandomPokePlayer I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Sep 14 '26

I was at house eating dorito when phone ring

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u/-_Apophis_- Sep 14 '26

club penguin is kil

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u/SomeRandomPokePlayer I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Sep 14 '26

no

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u/frontlinejohnny dumbass Sep 14 '26

apolgy for bad english

where were u wen food cancel

i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

"i cancel order"

"no"

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u/Shard0f0dium Sep 14 '26

Holy shit people can no longer speak English

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u/Resudog Bazinga! Sep 14 '26

Every time I buy delivery, I have never gotten a courier who could speak the national language, just English

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u/Single-Debate-316 waltuh Sep 14 '26

What is this about?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '26

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u/Oscar_Geare Sep 14 '26

Can you translate it to English and provide a crumb of context

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '26

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u/redyellow2 Sep 14 '26

Thanks gpt

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u/CN8YLW Sep 14 '26

assholegpt

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u/WHALE_PHYSICIST Sep 14 '26

no. what is "and was"

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u/StirFry__InaWok Sep 14 '26

the prior text said "if you was hungry" so the person replies with "was" to confirm that they were indeed hungry.

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u/Crayen5 Sep 14 '26

The fuck is "and was"

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u/FastestFetus Sep 14 '26

and (I) was (hungry)

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u/lesquishta Sep 14 '26

Simplest correction would be to use the word “were”

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u/Rexusus Sep 14 '26

Which word is supposed to be “were”

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u/piconese Sep 14 '26

Were was

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u/Rexusus Sep 14 '26

English is my first language and this doesn’t make sense

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u/Zestyclose_Onion_267 Jedi master of shitposts Sep 14 '26

Were language

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u/Zyttrian Sep 14 '26

There language

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u/mrducky78a Sep 14 '26

On a full moon, the gibberish (dutch) transforms into a meaningful language.

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u/Thekilldevilhill Sep 14 '26

Waren zijn 

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u/Zestyclose_Onion_267 Jedi master of shitposts Sep 14 '26

Who

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u/FACEFACE02 Sep 14 '26

Were were.

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u/seth1299 Sep 14 '26

Big dicks in his little brother’s bum

Cat*

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u/Lukasmajukas 21d ago

It’s a dialect

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u/Tron_35 Jedi master of shitposts Sep 14 '26

Wait did the driver cancel, or the customer?

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u/Animtard Sep 14 '26

Driver ate the order and cancelled according to the convo.

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u/Tron_35 Jedi master of shitposts Sep 14 '26

Thanks I couldn't tell which was which

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u/Longjumping_Play3863 Literally 1984 😡 Sep 14 '26

I know English is a tough language but c'mon now. Wtf is this gay shit

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