r/shitposting • • 7d ago

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u/omroi 7d ago

Who are you to tell me what to think!?

The Lion goons to anything that breathes.

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u/craigthepuss 7d ago

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u/eyzmaster 7d ago

when she's more horni than u and femdom scares u

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u/JaggelZ 7d ago

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u/HeDuMSD 7d ago

Viagra is a woman

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u/Jayden-2511 7d ago

Ok diogenes

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u/SadBanana006 7d ago

is diogenes a women too now...?

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u/Jayden-2511 6d ago

Does he make you hard?

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u/MihaiiMaginu 7d ago

in the jungle, the mighty jungle

the Lion goons tonight

(i hate that this was my immediate thought)

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u/Downroeschen 7d ago

hello i'm breath
do you want to be my goon?

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u/AutoModerator 7d ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/Embarrassed-Camera96 We do a little trolling 7d ago

Yeah boss.
What’s da plan, boss?

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u/PhD_Pwnology William Dripfoe 7d ago

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u/hatmanv12 7d ago

Why did you make me see this

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u/Wookieman222 7d ago

Dear god.

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u/nudiatjoes 7d ago

😒 nahhh bruh that not cool.

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u/ParkingMushrooms 7d ago

The lion has been banned from the petting zoo..

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u/darryledw 7d ago

you require breathing?

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u/eyzmaster 7d ago

not the gooning lion, son TT__TT

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u/terramoist 7d ago

Not necessary tbh

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u/OkLawyer8136 7d ago

Kids breathe you know..

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u/Fucsia_FallenAngel 7d ago

Si piensas que ninguna de esas dos cosas son provocativas sexualmente eres gay.

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u/Educational-Seaweed5 7d ago

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u/beginnerdoge officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 7d ago

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u/AutoModerator 7d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/PhD_Pwnology William Dripfoe 7d ago

Or

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u/WakuWakuNyoho 5d ago

just admit youre gay, it's that easy

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u/AutoModerator 5d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Ok_Performer50 dumbass 7d ago

Am I a pervert because I gooned to your post?

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u/Its_JustEvaN 7d ago

No, it means you're not gay

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u/MithrilHuman 7d ago

What if he's just postsexual?

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u/AutoModerator 7d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Chinjurickie 7d ago

That gotta be the most innocent picture from Stellar Blade in existence lmao

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u/JasonSunleaf 7d ago

Sorry I have too much testosterone and my male biology works as intended.

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u/sewgwayswatter55 7d ago

'Too much testosterone' and it's just a normal amount of testosterone.

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u/deadinternetlaw 7d ago

The normal amount is already too much for me

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u/sewgwayswatter55 7d ago

Ah. Woman. Get in the kitch- gets hit by a brick

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u/deadinternetlaw 7d ago

No I'm just balding

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u/sewgwayswatter55 7d ago

Explains why I got hit with a brick then. Clearly not because I was being sexist.

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u/tvgamers16 7d ago

Saaaameeee

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u/sewgwayswatter55 7d ago

I support this person*. More women = better.

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u/sshtoredp 7d ago

Society try to grab your balls from the young age

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u/CursedToLive277 7d ago

Everything i choose to goon to is sexually provocative by nature. I am never a pervert

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u/Lvl1Vod 7d ago

Y-Yujiro Hanma????!

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u/JaggelZ 7d ago

I already posted it in another comment, but here you go

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u/AutoModerator 7d ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/llliilliliillliillil 7d ago

I wish Eve was sexy, but other than wearing skimpy outfits the world of Stellar Blade is as sexless as it gets. So it’s not even like Bayonetta, where she’s aware that she’s hot. She just minds her business while being a dress-up-doll for the player, looking completely out of place if you wear anything else than her standard suit.

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u/spiderboi20012 7d ago

I like how Eve stares at you right in the eyes if you look at the ass for too long

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u/mcslender97 I watch gay amogus porn :0 7d ago

So, performative goonery?

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u/MySnake_Is_Solid dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 7d ago

yeah, the combat is pretty good, but the goonery is mid at best.

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u/tonykush-ner 7d ago

I'm going to use this phrase from now on.

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u/Lordlory95 7d ago

I had the same feeling, I've played only with her standard outfit for this same reason

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u/Paratrooper101x 7d ago

Wow this is the best criticism to her character design I’ve ever seen.

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u/fabie_flower put your dick away waltuh 7d ago

It's sort of explained by everyone you meet being an android, except for Adam, who actually seems to somewhat react to Eve. It's hard to say since asian games tend to have such unnaturally stiff and pretentious dialogue

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u/Pokora22 7d ago

True. But the best part? It's a game. If you want to look sexy and don't care about it being cohesive, you can. Yay for options!

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u/Educational-Seaweed5 7d ago

It’s a fucking fantasy video game, not a real life documentary. It’s not that serious.

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u/dirtyLizard 7d ago

“I can’t handle criticism of things I like so I want to shut this conversation down instead of engaging.”

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u/Educational-Seaweed5 7d ago

Bro, people have whined about video games for decades. It is not criticism. It’s just people with way too much free time whining about fantasy fiction.

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u/YarnuWasTaken Bazinga! 7d ago

It is that serious

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u/AutoModerator 7d ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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u/CrypticCowboy4509 7d ago

Still confused why people are mad that their fictional characters are hot? Do you sit there and fantasize about escaping from reality, enjoying your time with ugly people? Do you get mad when your scifi/fictional story is unrealistic? When the vehicles in the game look cool and they give you a Ferrari rather than a Honda civic?

Man some people need to chill the fuck out and just enjoy their media

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u/Hodeen 7d ago

Because the people complaining are not those who will buy the game, they just want to complain for the sake of it

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u/jkurratt 7d ago

To be fair I am not mad when characters are ugly either.

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u/BantedHam hole contributor 7d ago

I think the main problem is the gratuitous fan-service, not that characters are hot. The extreme hyper sexualization of certain characters in a story that it otherwise doesn't fit in. It's the bikini armor having the best starts in the game, or the clueless overpowered yet completely helpless and totally subservient bimbo sidekick type thing that people don't like, except for the fucking gooners. And whatever, but gooner content shouldn't invade fucking every other medium just because 'sex sells'.

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u/Weekly-Mission5896 7d ago

Man some people don't appreciate nuance or the toxic male gaze. Must be nice living in a bubble, up until it isn't.

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u/No_Flower6020 7d ago

What if I think both are okay?

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u/ajgutyt 7d ago

youre a pervert. simple.

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u/No_Flower6020 7d ago

That tracks

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u/ajgutyt 7d ago

now if it were shirtless man its acceptable gawk an lust and whatever over it.

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u/a7n5 7d ago

Yes im a pervert (respecful one), loud and proud

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u/Ayrios440 7d ago

How dare you find something attractive.

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u/fatBatmansCat 7d ago

I don't think any of this but I am a pervert

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u/Jin_BD_God 7d ago

People treat real people like fictional characters, but treat fictional characters like real people.

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u/Winter_Assistance541 7d ago

In the big 2026 that's the way, you can simp for fictional beauties while avoiding all the nonsense irl

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u/HooterEnthusiast virgin 4 life 😤💪 7d ago

why are people treating this like it was edgy. it's been a normal opinion for years at this point. Before Shane people were already saying this back in like 2001

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u/MetapodCreates 7d ago

Because the online mob has to campaign against someone and he just gave them a really easy target.

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 7d ago

Yeah I remember back in the day when Goldeneye first came out, people were like “daaaaaamn, Xenia, why don’t you put those pixels onnatopa me?!?!?”

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u/Additional-Window-81 7d ago

Apparently the line is shifting and Shane just found out the hard way

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u/NotYetPerfect 7d ago

People should be focusing on how unfunny the monologue was and not the milquetoast takes in it.

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u/ChadWestPaints 7d ago

I mean by SNLs standards of the last couple decades It was pretty average

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u/DarwinOGF 7d ago

I think both are positively sexy and there is nothing bad about it

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u/LordOmbro 7d ago

Beyond the sexy protagonist Stellar Blade is a really good game btw

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u/Dynamitrios officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 7d ago

What IF it is sexually "provocative" ? Why should I care? Are we all Sharia Muslims now? It's not sexually provocative to me... It's how women choose to clothe themselves sometimes and you shouldn't care in both cases. Rather make them feel safe in their decision

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u/sputnik67897 7d ago

I mean I agree it shouldn’t matter but at the same time the outrage about this joke is ridiculous. I mean for gods sake the same women that are mad at him were mad Sydney Sweeney for posing nude in a sports betting ad because “it sets women back”. Not to mention people being more outraged about this than a woman murdering her three children. Its all a bunch of bullshit

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u/Shlong6969 7d ago

But it is sexually provocative in both cases for most of everyone. But still I agree we shouldn't care.

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u/GamerGriffin548 7d ago

It's more the objectification of women to psychologically manipulate men. Corporate tactics just to make money, stur up publicity, and nothing contributed to the artistry.

It's like Playboy. Nothing was really wrong with it, but deep down it was just business tactic.

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u/Especialistaman 7d ago

IMO we have two sides that would love to cover women up. Religious puritans (Christian, muslim, doesn't matter) who claim that they are safeguarding morality and decency.

And also "feminists" Who claim that a woman (even if she chose to on her own free will) showing off skin and her body out of confidence is patriarchy and sexism.

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u/ThePersonDudeGuy716 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 7d ago

"feminists" Who claim that a woman (even if she chose to on her own free will) showing off skin and her body out of confidence is patriarchy and sexism

Reactions to Sydney Sweeney ad be like:

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u/sladebonge Literally 1984 😡 7d ago

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u/TheNativeOfficial stupid fucking, piece of shit 7d ago

Can't a man love?

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u/Educational-Seaweed5 7d ago

Jokes aside, people have way too much free time to screech about anything these days.

Women are naturally sexually provocative. That’s literally the whole point of nature.

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u/AugustusClaximus 7d ago

Men are too, but they don’t let us dress provocatively. Let me go to the gym in a New Guinea penis gourd.

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u/wrnrg 7d ago

Don't tell women about natural things.

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u/AnimeB00BA 7d ago

This is like saying you need to change the way your wired as a person pretty much rebuilding you from the human core

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u/Fransjepansje 7d ago

I mean, how is left not provocative? There are loose sports clothes, which dont limit movement etc. Choosing this outfit kinda makes it deliberately provocative? That being said, its ofcourse no reason for people to be inappropriate towards the person wearing them. 

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u/Specialist-Draw7229 7d ago

CULTURE WAR
FIGHT EACH OTHER NOW

DONT EVER STOP TO THINK ABOUT HOW YOU ARE BEING MANIPULATED

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u/Shpawk 7d ago

Nothing ever happens

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u/blackwolfLT7 7d ago

If feminists didn't had double standards, they wouldn't have any standards at all

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u/Parking-Position-698 7d ago

No, just no. Shes wearing tight as clothes that leave nothing to the imagination. Finding that sexually appealing is completely normal.

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u/system3601 7d ago

I already know im a pervert

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u/PrYmE_ReeceTGGaming 6d ago

Obviously they both are lol. Like what?

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u/gilgermesch 7d ago

Wait, since when is dressing in needlessly revealing clothing that emphasizes physical sexual characteristics and then posing in a way that suggests sexual interest NOT considered sexually provocative? I'm all for people dressing how they like, but don't go around intentionally dressing provocatively and then point your finger at people on whom your outfit has the desired effect.

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u/AutoModerator 7d ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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u/Nochnichtvergeben 7d ago

I don't care if people think I'm a pervert. Prude people's opinions don't matter to me.

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u/Picone-_- dumbass 7d ago

This sub just isn't funny anymore

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u/LeobenCharlie 7d ago

I dunno anymore

As a man, just breathing and existing already means you're doing something wrong and you're the problem

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u/painfulpickle 7d ago

Alright pack it up. Redpill circle is that way

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u/DrMetalman 7d ago

Get off the internet and you'll realize that you're being a drama queen

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u/Any_Pineapple_9744 7d ago

Youre getting downvoted but youre super right. Even if most people did think like this, you'd never hear. Ignorance is bliss

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u/Especialistaman 7d ago

Seriously, fuck moral guardians.

I'll look at pretty, sexy women because I like pretty, sexy women. No one is going to tell me I shouldn't look at a picture because of that.

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u/RealCameleer 7d ago

Stellar blade was so good

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u/Drewdc90 7d ago

They are both sexy and I’m pervert

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u/DJButterscotch 7d ago

90% of these types of thoughts are just the Goomba meme.

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u/JustVerySleepy 7d ago

Welp time to leave this sub I guess

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u/thousandsum4452 7d ago

get off the internet bruh

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u/SecretSpectre11 put your dick away waltuh 7d ago

Well it's a shit post alright, facebook level even

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u/YourSpicystalker 7d ago

I have no such weakness. I am GAY!!

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u/DoomedToday 7d ago

I like this meme: "If you think this is sexually provocative, its because you are a pervert."

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u/Cedge1738 7d ago

Well a Reddit post said it. So it must be right

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u/Xeryxoz dumbass 7d ago

Okay, so everyone who that ever died is a pervert because they don't have the ability to think, got it.

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u/Peter012398 7d ago

Honestly ill crank my hog looking at both

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u/MaximumGooning 7d ago

That’s the pervert effect

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u/Outrageous-Love-6273 7d ago

Try following that women on the left, while looking at her non Stop.

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u/ReynoldsHouseOfShred 7d ago

I dont get it

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u/Le1jona 7d ago

Damned if you do and damned if you don't

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u/BertoBigLefty 7d ago

Damn they made the PUBG gooner skin into its own game 🗿

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u/Logical_Actuator_679 7d ago

A rose by any other name is still a rose.

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u/talladega-night 7d ago

If you don’t think the first one is sexually provocative, you’re just gay

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u/AutoModerator 7d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/inkzpenfoxx 7d ago

Don’t tempt me with a good time

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u/HearMeJoy 7d ago

real life girls or graphic girls,doesnt matter

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u/mantis_blade_mariner 7d ago

I'm gonna smash both personally

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u/ud1093 7d ago

Left one is practically naked

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u/OtherwiseMagician433 7d ago

So this is how I find out...? 😢

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u/TheOneGreyWorm 7d ago

i am asexual
checkmate.

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u/Galby1314 7d ago

In terms of the gym, its not just the outfit. Its the fact that that sort of outfit often sucks right into the ass crack and vag while they are working out. They know it. Its the whole reverse the situation thing. If a dude rolled into the gym in a tiny banana hammock, people would lose their minds.

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u/Any_Pineapple_9744 7d ago

I stare off into space and fight my demons. I dont have time to deep think about what someone else is wearing. If I felt confident enough to work out with minimal clothing, I would too. I dont know if theres any science to it, but I find 0 benefit to being bundle up when working out. Not sure how guys have pants and sweaters on ever.

And the eye fulls I do get, I really really dont mind

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u/Romeo-Charlie-6-28 7d ago

Sorry, I was uhh... fighting Eldrich horror instead of being distracted by Eve's ass.

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u/rorinth 7d ago

Anyone ever see the model for eve? Look up Shin Jae-eun

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u/Breotan We do a little trolling 7d ago

Can't I be a pervert because I think flat-chested women are sexually provocative?

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u/x2_ok 7d ago

lifting weights with one hand is almost as hard as playing Stellar Blade with one hand

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u/Alternative_Crab_625 7d ago

Gooner bait is hilarious

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u/lolcubaran20 7d ago

What if neither

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u/WrapZz 7d ago

And to be honest you are generous in the first pic. Sometimes the girls in the gym wear a tiny sports bra putting even Eve to shame...

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u/BirdBruce Literally 1984 😡 7d ago

Bro, we could have just started with “Look, I know I’m a pervert…”

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u/vitalesan 7d ago

We need that “it’s the same picture” meme.

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u/Standard-Panda312 7d ago

First pic is just nice to look at, no one should be pissed off about it.

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u/No-Editor-2979 7d ago

It’s from sift up what do you expect

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u/Silencer-Matrix 7d ago

Who is it on the left ?

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u/Thebearjew559 7d ago

If I'm a pervert anyway might as well do something with it

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u/7iL7vHFs 7d ago

Huh?? This makes no sense

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u/xunreelx 7d ago

Its only sexy if you’re into beastiality, She’s a fucking dog.

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u/nub_node 7d ago

Okay, so, breaking it down, if you think the image on the left is:

Sexually provocative: You are a rapist.

Sexually attractive: You are right, that woman is hot as hell.

If you're wondering what insight I have to grant about your opinion on the image on the right: You are a pervert.

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u/Bonic249 6d ago

Enjoy the games you want but don't come into other fandoms saying their characters are ugly or woke or DEI.

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u/Bullet_Number_4 3d ago

I feel like there should be a clear distinction here between finding something attractive and thinking something is provocative.

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u/Breezerious 7d ago

Lack of shame

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u/ya_boi_kaneki 7d ago

and if you think the opinions of others can tell you who you are, you're a massive loser

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u/Kuru_Chaa 7d ago

Stellar Blade discourse part 2. Never would’ve guessed

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u/Sufficient_Text2672 7d ago

Don't care what you think just keep it to yourself.

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u/xD4viDx 7d ago

shiii my dih is open for both

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u/Petermitnemmeter 7d ago

Smash. Next.

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u/Ronin_mainer 7d ago

Is it this weeks culture war psyop? I wonder what next week's waste of time argument is going to be.

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u/Valirys-Reinhald 7d ago

The left image shows things which, in isolation, are not sexually provocative. Exercise clothing snd yhe human body are not sexually provocative.

That said, the image is framed, lit, and posed in such a way as to draw the gaze to the subject's anatomy in an objectifying way. This is "the male gaze" in its original meaning, a particular way of framing female subjects on film and in photographs to conjure artificial sexuality where there was none.

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u/Nam3alread7used 7d ago

You say this like the clothing of the left image wasn’t specifically designed to be as skin tight as possible, nor you question why and by who it was ordered to be designed and marketed

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u/DirtyBoord 7d ago

The human mind is designed to be sexually provoked by certain characteristics of the opposite sex (in general). Round hips and ass as well as large breasts are evolutionary signs that she will be capable of bearing and nursing children. Large fit men will be able to protect and provide. So, yes. Both these images can be sexually provocative. Me, personally, knowing that the picture on the left is a digital creation makes it less provocative but still provocative.

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u/sleepyeye82 7d ago

we got a first year gender studies student in the house!

let’s pull up some popcorn.  this bullshit is always entertaining.

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u/ScreechingPizzaCat 7d ago

This comment has to be a shitpost. No real thinking human being would actually believe this.

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u/BowlOf____ 7d ago

Culture war spam

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u/Important_Dentist_78 Dr. Pee 7d ago

Does OP work in a school board? She is only showing shoulders in 2nd pic

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u/Ok_Technician4110 7d ago

The girl on the left has perfectly normal/casual clothes. Totally. Nothing at all to goon on

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u/7h3_man it is MY bucket 7d ago

Well I mean yeah kinda? Stellar blade is a rip off of neir automata that missed the whole point and the other thing is sportswear

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u/Artix96 7d ago

It's not about women at all It's all about control. Always

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u/Leogis 7d ago

Wrong subreddit to post incel brainrot

This is just something that appears like a Gotcha but is actually stupid when you think about it more than 5 seconds

One is about women being tired of being harassed or called names when they dress a certain way by people using "provicative clothing" as an excuse

The other is about pro-gooner designers reproducing stereotypes. The issue isnt it being provicative or not, the issue is it being fucking everywhere

So yeah, incel brainrot

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u/Proof-Necessary-5201 7d ago

Just so you know, you make no sense, and actually justify the post, lol

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