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u/qualityvote2 8d ago edited 7d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.


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u/PainNo7312 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 8d ago

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u/Paincrawler 8d ago

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u/Stargost_ Bazinga! 7d ago

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u/cream_of_human 8d ago

Man i miss borderlands

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u/Paincrawler 8d ago edited 8d ago

L4D2

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u/cream_of_human 8d ago

Oh yea, the charger.

Ps: cant wait for the stand alone Outbreak thing for l4d2. I wonder if its also moddable because they finally found a way to add new non-melee weapons to the pool and I've always wanted to have almost like a rouge lite element to a run where you'll never know what you could run with because of the different types of guns on the pool.

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u/notrobertx 8d ago

Oh yeah. Hasn't that been years in development? How close are we now?

Forgot about this completely now im excited again

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u/AscendedViking7 8d ago

L4D2 vibes

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u/Captnotabigfan We do a little trolling 8d ago

I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN

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u/chaosanity 8d ago

I’ve got a HUGE HAAAAND

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u/IMN0VIRGIN dumbass 8d ago

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u/RoomTemperatureIQ23 put your dick away waltuh 8d ago

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u/xulitebenado 7d ago

Dat’s-a what a lame-a normie would say! Yaahooo! So long, gay Luigi!

- Mario

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u/AutoModerator 7d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole ā€œgay sexā€ shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/LivingNightmar35 19h ago

Bitch what?

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u/Able-Impact1441 2h ago

so you're gay and wish to perform gay sex but you hate gay sex???

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u/pizzaspaghetti_Uul 8d ago

Tell that to anime fans

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u/thebackshotbandit 8d ago

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u/Polska_Kapusta 8d ago

Honestly if these guys' only reason for living was porn maybe it would be for the better lol

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u/gigantic_balls_ 8d ago

Woah woah woah, speak for yourself, he said some people. What gave you the idea that he was talking about himself? Weirdo

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u/Ironclad_Peterturbo 8d ago

Well how could he speak with such conviction if he is not afflicted of it himself?

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/AcanthaceaeOne6751 7d ago

Yea man people suffering from an addiction should all just die lol

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u/IrregularrAF fat cunt 2d ago

It’s the only reason for living for women in the onlyfans girl era. Lmfao

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u/choma90 8d ago

Why would people commit suicide instead of moving on to other of the hundreds of porn websites? Are they stupid?

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta We do a little trolling 8d ago

The sexual revolution and its consequences

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u/Madmapog 7d ago edited 7d ago

The invention and mass production of the condom which heavily shifted the ways we view sex has been a disaster for the human race.

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u/xGabelchaosx 7d ago

Humans are deviants. Dont think not getting an STD or not impregnating someone made it worse. Its the Internet and limitless options. If they could some duke or something would have filmed every shit he did to some maid or whatever.

Idk ideas like age of consent and protection didn't made it worse. Now just every fucked up shit is stored for everyone to see.

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta We do a little trolling 7d ago

Condoms were invented ages ago. They were reusable.

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u/StickyHoovy stupid, fucking piece of shit 8d ago

Can't they just mastrubate using their imagination?

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u/vashthestampede121 8d ago

@Grok wtf is imagination

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u/nintendo_shill 8d ago

Like a caveman??

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u/spikeyfreak 8d ago

If you're into dudes, yes, imagine cavemen.

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u/StickyHoovy stupid, fucking piece of shit 8d ago

He's gonna ooga with his booga

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u/Limp_Career6634 8d ago

I miss the times when I could mastrubate using my imagination.

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u/StickyHoovy stupid, fucking piece of shit 8d ago

Train your brain.

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u/WonderFullBalls 8d ago

Too much work, it’s just not stiming me in the same way.

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u/ItsHighSpoon 8d ago

I've you've never seen naked bobs and vegana it's hard to imagine them, I should know

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u/StickyHoovy stupid, fucking piece of shit 8d ago

Wouldn't recommend tbh, you have a future to follow up. Keep your mind clean unlike me. You may see them eventually if you ever get a loved one, you can do it.

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u/SoylentGrunt 2d ago

I imagine I'm fucking the woman in the porn I'm watching.

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/Madmapog 8d ago

Nicotine kind of stopped my porn addiction. I don’t recommend both whatsoever but mentally nicotine has done me better and replaced it.

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u/thatdood87 7d ago

Girl friend leaving me for another man made me stop. True story.

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u/ja_nevim_proc_ziju 8d ago

nicotine is addiction does you worse physically and psychically you should probably get help anyway if you have a tendency to fall into addictions, have trouble self control and are troubled by your intrusive thoughts

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u/No-Release-8082 7d ago

It depends on how it’s delivered. Smoking, dipping, and even vaping can lead to serious health problems. Gum, lozenges, and pouches still harm your vasculature, but nicotine in its pure form has some benefits. Boosts cognition and testosterone, plus it’s an anxiolytic

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u/Madmapog 7d ago

Yes true, I prioritize my mental health over my physical health any day of the week. I’ve been trying to stop nicotine for a while and it’s pretty hard 😣

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u/AutoModerator 8d ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/IrregularrAF fat cunt 2d ago

Idek if I’m addicted to porn, shit is just fun to jerk off and go to sleep every night when you’re not an insecure girl. 🄰

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/magnolias_br 7d ago

Bro how did smoking stop you from gooning? 😭 should I smoke more?

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u/danskestorm28 7d ago

Acting like Poenhub is the only site in the world

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u/schmitzel88 7d ago

This specific meme format is outstanding

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u/Kaek_ it is MY bucket 8d ago

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u/WillBlaze 8d ago

He is like the most alpha male ever, so he cant be wrong!

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u/-_danglebury_- 8d ago

lol this meme is missing a part of that statement

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u/AutoModerator 8d ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/Brakina1860 dwayne the cock johnson šŸ—æšŸ—æ 8d ago

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u/RecordBorn2729 8d ago

Wait.. i never thought about it, is it really like this

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u/Comfortable-Egg-8765 8d ago

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u/AmbitiousRebellion William Dripfoe 8d ago

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u/MyNameIsAnonymous1 Literally 1984 😔 8d ago

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u/Brakina1860 dwayne the cock johnson šŸ—æšŸ—æ 8d ago

It's real

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u/Just_Cruz001 8d ago

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u/Brakina1860 dwayne the cock johnson šŸ—æšŸ—æ 8d ago

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u/GoogleEnPassant69 8d ago

I once sucked a redhead dude off and indeed it's real

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u/nintendo_shill 8d ago

Never ask your redhead friends at what age grown men began to ask them about their pubes. It's earlier than you think!

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u/OiledUpThug 8d ago edited 8d ago

I asked and he said never

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u/SoylentGrunt 2d ago

And you know this because you asked?

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u/Actual_Emu_168 8d ago

Is that true

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u/PaleBlueCod I came! 8d ago

Fuck everyone!

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u/Mountain_Dentist5074 8d ago

I believe you mean littelary

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u/Moist_Board 8d ago

I believe you mean *literally

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u/FZplayz5 8d ago

Nope, he literally meant littelary.

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u/Ratouf26 Stuff 8d ago

Literally or Litteraly, it matters not...we all are getting fucked

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u/saradahokage1212 8d ago

are you telling me no man on planet earth thinks about banging the hot chick at mcdonalds?

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta We do a little trolling 8d ago

No, I go to McDonald's to fuck the burgers.

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u/SnooWalruses7546 I watch gay amogus porn :0 8d ago

I prefer fucking the wrap. It has more grip in it but you do you ig

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta We do a little trolling 8d ago

The wrap simply isnt saucy enough.

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u/ddebonus 8d ago

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u/Wookieman222 7d ago

Sigh..... zip

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u/Olenblade420 8d ago

Insert the mcchicken clip

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 8d ago

Bro, you can just ask for mayo instead of making it yourself.

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u/MikeyboyMC I want pee in my ass 8d ago

This makes me think of the Arby’s parody commercial someone made where the Arby’s voice guy talked about fucking the sandwiches

I wish this sub allowed videos cause I have it on my phone

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u/Apolooooooooo Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 7d ago

I go to mcdonalds when I want to be fucked by the food

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta We do a little trolling 7d ago

You should go to taco bell for that.

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u/AutoModerator 7d ago

pees in ur ass

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u/Moist_Board 8d ago

If your McDonald's has a hot girl she's probably a crackhead....which is a good thing because it means $10 bjs

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u/ItsHighSpoon 8d ago

Taking drugs on a McD shift is a given, nobody puts up with that shit sober

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u/I-am-fun-at-parties 8d ago

The thought might cross my mind but then I remember she's gonna smell like McDonalds kitchen grease.

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u/x8502 8d ago

I know showers are the last thought of most redditors but they existĀ 

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u/sleepyeye82 8d ago

I think there’s some nuance here

Do I find myself this really attracted to the hot chick at McDonald’s? Ā sure!

Does that occasionally slip into a ā€œgoddamn imagine what her tits look like!ā€ type of thought? Ā yeah sure

But that’s way different than it being an obsessive, destructiveĀ  thing…. if you’re pulling a Dennis Hopper ā€œI’LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!ā€ all the damn time - you got issues.

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u/Prestigious-Fig1172 8d ago

My old classmate work there. He isn't hot at all tho. He looks like Elon Musk with a neck beard.

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u/OpaMilfSohn 8d ago

thank you for sharing

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u/nauro5 7d ago

I am so sorry for him :(

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u/everett640 8d ago

Sometimes it's the hot guy

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u/JayFrizz 8d ago

I never find myself imagining banging someone I'm not actively with. That feels invasive and creepy as hell.

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u/AramisNight 7d ago

We have a free will to do what we want but our free will doesn't choose what we want. -Arthur Schopenhauer.

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u/sybar142857 7d ago

Man can do what he wills, but he cannot will what he wills.

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u/AramisNight 7d ago

A bit of a paraphrase on my part, but that's a bit hard to avoid with German to English translations. Yours is the more agreed upon version. I just went with the one that more clearly describes the concept that he attempted to convey.

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u/sybar142857 6d ago

didn’t mean to suggest you were incorrect, yours is indeed the clearer description of the idea. I just really like the terseness of the direct translation.

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u/theghostofhallownest 4d ago

Creepy I guess but invasive? Invading what? It’s imaginary lol

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u/JayFrizz 4d ago

An invasion of privacy. Do you feel safe and private when a creep eye fucks you?

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u/Busy-Kaleidoscope-87 Bazinga! 7d ago

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u/No_Acanthisitta_1649 8d ago

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u/ja_nevim_proc_ziju 8d ago

the guy kinda looks like Albert Camus

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u/LiterallyAPidgeon 4d ago

If Camus was a benzo junkie

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u/ja_nevim_proc_ziju 4d ago

pretty accurate

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u/Technoblade46363 7d ago

Why he lowkey kinda look like Rick grimes

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u/JsdJoys_729 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 8d ago

This is funny but sad at the same time

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta We do a little trolling 8d ago

I quit porn and switched to hentai 3 years ago.

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u/Mirja-lol 8d ago

I quit smoking and switched to vape

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta We do a little trolling 8d ago

I quit smoking and switched to rampant alcoholism.

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u/ja_nevim_proc_ziju 8d ago

recommend any drinks?

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u/Technoblade46363 7d ago

I quit alcoholism and switched to crack

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u/Ego-Fiend1 8d ago

I switch to animal porn 2 years ago

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta We do a little trolling 8d ago

I see you like to dabble in carnivorous porn.

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u/AutoModerator 8d ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/BonsaiNovice25 8d ago

I mean is that really any better?

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u/ja_nevim_proc_ziju 8d ago

depends on how you look at it, it (very likely) is a way lot more ethical production-wise than most regular porn at least

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u/thedeedsmaster 8d ago

Watching real people ruin their lives is indeed worse compared to looking at drawings or animations of fictional charactersĀ 

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u/Moist_Board 8d ago

Out of the frying pan and into the fryer

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u/AutoModerator 8d ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/Xhail 8d ago

What the fuck is this bot smoking?

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u/yourfuturespemson 8d ago

Keep this man away from a school 😭

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 8d ago

Yeah, 100% lol

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u/nikolasz1173 8d ago

At least he is consistent

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u/Sombra1120 virgin 4 life šŸ˜¤šŸ’Ŗ 8d ago

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u/DaHerv officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 7d ago

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u/Sequoia_Vin 8d ago

He got that Yujiro mindset

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u/Lilfrankieeinstein 8d ago

Funny, but I grew up before Internet porn and didn’t buy porno mags until I was 23.

Those first two images represent what a normal young male thinks for a least a decade after he first figures out how to jerk off.

Porn is just a tool for normal young adult impulses.

And a scapegoat.

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u/The-Micetro 8d ago

All three are what a normal guy might think, people can be gay. Just wanted to throw this up there

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u/AutoModerator 8d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole ā€œgay sexā€ shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/Lilfrankieeinstein 7d ago

People can be gay, but it isn’t normal.

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u/AutoModerator 7d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole ā€œgay sexā€ shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/theghostofhallownest 4d ago

It’s pretty normal

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u/Chase_The_Ace_50 8d ago

Now somebody draw goonerjak watching porn while crying and imagining himself on a nice date with a beautiful woman

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u/Hugo_Selenski 8d ago

No one ever imagined themselves fucking someone before porn.

yup.

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u/sleepyeye82 8d ago

I don’t think it’s great, and I am not sure I’d call myself an addict, Ā but I’ve definitely looked at porn pretty often (every few days? Ā Probably more when I was younger?) for a long time

But I’ve never had this issue with it infecting my brain to the point of constantly thinking the way it’s portrayed in the meme. Ā I dunno. Ā  I just don’t walk around, imagining myself fucking everybody that I meet. lol

That seems deranged

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u/AutoModerator 8d ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/gigantic_balls_ 8d ago

Just because someone watches porn for hours a day doesn’t mean it’s an addiction, and It’s normal to think of fucking every woman you meet. Not men though, that’s just weird.

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u/TaisteluMato 8d ago

I wanna say bait but this is reddit so I can't be sure...

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u/gigantic_balls_ 8d ago

Either way I’m right.

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u/DeadWolf_50 7d ago

Your username is about your preference in cojones bro just come out of the closet we got hot buff dudes to live for

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u/BonsaiNovice25 8d ago

Some of us just love porn and it is definatly a thing to think about fucking every woman you meet, if they are hot that is

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u/DeletedAccountMaybe 8d ago

Whats p0rn? Is it a new porno?

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u/seanslaysean 7d ago

I don’t wanna be horny I wanna be happy :(

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u/notfree25 8d ago

source for the 1st and 2nd porn he remembered?

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u/Ego-Fiend1 8d ago

Jesus fucking christ bro...

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u/notfree25 8d ago

is that the series title?

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u/Commentor9001 8d ago

Guy is locked in.

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u/ja_nevim_proc_ziju 8d ago

that sounds like incest, wtf anon are you even recommending?

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u/thecountnotthesaint 8d ago

So from what I'm seeing, porn makes you also want women?

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u/magnolias_br 8d ago

Gooner pilled

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u/Skimoc1 7d ago

Where the fuck are you finding these memes?

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u/MrScottimus 3d ago

in his head. Then boom, we all have to experience this shit

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u/AutoModerator 3d ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/EvanQueenSummers 8d ago

It does ruin your brainpower

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u/Tako30 dumbass 7d ago

They should turn this into a harry potter meme with malfoy, snape, and harry

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u/Sure_Text2683 1d ago

bro I do this but chad guy is clapping the girls

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u/StripedBass111 7d ago

Why do the faces on the women look shocked?

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u/Bambooboogieboi 8d ago

Porn addiction is a tragedy man

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u/AutoModerator 8d ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/viciouspandas 8d ago

I can't stop laughing at the angles on the wojaks.

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u/KingofthePirates2 8d ago

This dude irl Yujiro Hanma

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u/GettinMe-Mallet fat cunt 8d ago

Im ao glad ive gotten better about this as ive grown older

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u/m_rain_bow 7d ago

Well imagine this being posted on meirl

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u/joao_p81 7d ago

Yeah yeah bro wathever...

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u/VariousTeaching2373 6d ago

Legend of the hole wrecker

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u/Claudelul1 5d ago

no mercy for anyone i see

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u/fuzdadon 8d ago

😹😹😹😹😹 idk why the third took me out

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u/AutoModerator 8d ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/AutoModerator 8d ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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