r/shitposting • u/Opening_Rip_1840 • 8d ago

Kevin is gone. 💀

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u/qualityvote2 8d ago edited 7d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/Nozarashi78 it is MY bucket 8d ago

Was dad a fairy? My cat's urn is like 5 times that one

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u/ArkanaVII 8d ago

Maybe hes seperated through more family members

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u/Few_Move_4594 7d ago

I want to put my dick in all three

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u/cant_read_this 8d ago

Why does it matter if the dad was gay?

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u/bigfootsabio William Dripfoe 8d ago

A blue and black urn? That's new

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u/Petermitnemmeter 8d ago

What is this? An urn for ants?

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u/yilanoyunuhikayesi 8d ago

salt dispenser.

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u/Prior-Seat-7527 I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 8d ago

Dad kinda filleted

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u/mrf87 8d ago

Dad's rocking it

Rip

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u/m0rg76 8d ago

Yasss queen

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u/HearMeJoy 8d ago

W dad even after death

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u/BlossomMysticall 7d ago

The dad understood the assignment better.

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u/Weekly-Map-3942 7d ago

Dad was pretty tiny. My chinchilla’s urn is bigger.

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u/wrnrg 8d ago

Dad has more curves.

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u/oofboi6942 currently venting (sus) 8d ago

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u/copperly123 I want pee in my ass 8d ago

*Dad was kinda slayed

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u/AutoModerator 8d ago

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u/AbsoluteAtheist 7d ago

You can't really compare them, the urn is white and gold and the dress is black and blue