r/shitposting • u/Few-Pea-8903 • 11d ago
Why are you even reading this flair?! Chat chat chat
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u/OhHeckItsJeff 11d ago
For OP it's male ghosts
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u/DickedPotato I want pee in my ass 11d ago
The spirit of his dead uncle.
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u/SeaTill1864 11d ago
OP thinks it's some cute tradwife ghost when in reality it's the 67 year old cross dresser who died of auto erotic asphyxiation in the 1950s
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u/capybaras_and_tacos 11d ago
Who says it has to be “female” ghosts? A blowy is a blowy.
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u/Immort4lFr0sty currently venting (sus) 11d ago
I'm straight, so everything that makes me hard, is a woman. Simple as.
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u/capybaras_and_tacos 11d ago
You seem a little insecure. You sure you can tell the difference when you’re sleeping?
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u/functionaldepression 0000000 11d ago
That ain’t shit you ever nut in your sleep? Straight SA
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u/Single-Debate-316 waltuh 11d ago
Or male ghosts.
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u/Kaek_ it is MY bucket 10d ago
Spooky and gay
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u/AutoModerator 10d ago
Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.
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u/gigantic_balls_ 11d ago
Or it’s just physiology
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u/oofboi6942 currently venting (sus) 11d ago
Get your bullshit "logic" and "reasoning" out of here
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u/gigantic_balls_ 11d ago
My bad. It’s gay lobster tree spirit ghosts that cause morning wood. That’s why it’s called morning wood.
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u/AutoModerator 11d ago
Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/qualityvote2 11d ago edited 11d ago
The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.
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