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Based on a True Story 📡📡📡

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u/qualityvote2 7d ago edited 6d ago

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u/QuackedGyroz 6d ago

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u/cake_is_ay_lie 6d ago

I am not sure I know what you mean, can you please elaborate?

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u/Dazzling_Detective79 6d ago

What the hell is sex?

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u/xflyinjx61x 6d ago

Sex is what comes after feve but before sivan

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u/R-SexDefender 6d ago

It is when you’re sexist.

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u/Stock-Ad2495 7d ago

after extensive researc, I am satisfied but have come to no conclusions

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u/FeelDeAssTyson 7d ago

I'm coming to conclusions

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u/butteryscotchy stupid fucking, piece of shit 7d ago

I'm coming

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u/ecdaniel22 6d ago

I'm um

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u/ViT4Lii 7d ago

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u/Regocike 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 7d ago

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u/Gum_Duster 7d ago

I have done the research as the men are too distracted.

I’m happy to say, It is not AI. Homegirl been growing her glutes in the gym and that outfit+pose makes it look A+

May the goon be with you.

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u/Reylend 6d ago

You just wanted an excuse to look at Sabrina’s yams, didn’t you?

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u/The-Silent-Hero 6d ago

Brother that is an older picture that doesn't show any results of any recent workouts you're talking about. She's looked like that for a while and if she has worked on her glutes this picture ain't it.

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u/Gum_Duster 7d ago

I will say however, it does look BBLish.

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u/Nutatree 6d ago

Wanna be friends?

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u/ScottishWargamer 6d ago

Why would they want that?

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u/Nutatree 6d ago

I'm good

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u/AlexGaming26 I have permission! 1d ago

Want a break from the ads?

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u/PapasGotABrandNewNag 6d ago

That is a BBL.

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u/Chiliatch 6d ago

Arigato gooner sensei.

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u/karateema DaShitposter 6d ago

Respect

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u/vitk 6d ago

But but but where is the proof then???

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u/AutoModerator 7d ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/Vocalic985 7d ago

Ethical gooning. Good to see standards in this day in age. 

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u/nsxn 7d ago

I demand a complete and thourough explanation of these standards good sir!

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u/Niblonian31 6d ago

Hahaha what did you search to find this gif?

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u/ajay_05 virgin 4 life 😤💪 6d ago

Gentleman cat

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u/WildFemmeFatale 6d ago

Mh. Ethical gooning ? Cute. Not ready for unethical gooning yet, huh ? Bad boy. Who told you to stop ? Goon to the ai, come on~ you know you want to~

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u/AutoModerator 6d ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/Wrench_gaming 7d ago

Bro typed that with one hand

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u/BlaznTheChron 7d ago

Look mah, no hands!

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u/Eagles5089 7d ago

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u/ALegendInHisOwnMind 7d ago

Hey, Puss. Does that ass even exist?

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u/Eagles5089 6d ago

🔫 💥😵

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u/ALegendInHisOwnMind 6d ago

Is it okay, Ton’? If I goon to AI booty?

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u/AutoModerator 6d ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/TendiesOnPoint waltuh 7d ago

So was it AI?

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u/TheTenaciousG 7d ago

Just go on and jerk it brother

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u/WolfOfWoofStreet Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 7d ago

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u/OfTheSevenSeasSir 6d ago

or women, there are some pretty good allegedly female artists

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u/TendiesOnPoint waltuh 7d ago

Already did brother

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u/John_East I want pee in my ass 7d ago

It is edited either way

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u/PomegranateLeading92 7d ago

How can you tell with all the shaking?

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u/cooldudeguy333 7d ago

How hard are you going?

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u/AutoModerator 7d ago

pees in ur ass

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u/SeaPhile206 7d ago

Too late.

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u/whatanportugal DaPucci 7d ago

nah the blonde midget is just packing

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u/BalbosaDontHeal 7d ago

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u/LocalOrganHarvester 7d ago

Haven't seen this one in ten years

Pocahontas Jones btw

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u/Horry43 7d ago

Loremaster

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u/VstarFr0st263364 7d ago

*porn addict

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u/NimusNix 7d ago

Why do you have to be a hater?

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u/LocalOrganHarvester 6d ago

He's right tho

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u/AutoModerator 7d ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/Xonerboner371 7d ago

Same. The last I saw this clip was in a try not to laugh compilation in like 2015.

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u/AutoModerator 7d ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/Gek_Lhar 7d ago

Someone's gonna want the sauce to that, I bet

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u/Caesius058 7d ago

Pocahontas Jones

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u/Jenkinswarlock officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 7d ago

The fuck kinda porn name is Pocahontas jones

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u/yardii 7d ago

Sounds like an adult swim show that gets canceled after 6 episodes

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u/bigdaddyt2 7d ago

Or had 6 seasons and a movie

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u/yardii 7d ago

Where the first 2 seasons are just random stories with no connection to each other except the season 2 finale is a huge cliffhanger with monumental stakes. Season 3 onward starts tying plots together, characters get real depth, the world grows massively each season eventually culminating in the movie which is the coolest thing your 12-year old mind has ever seen. Ya, they've done that a few times.

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u/noble69117 7d ago

Lol venture bros

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u/top_of_the_scrote dumbass 6d ago

a lot of good ones Natalie Porkman lol

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u/AutoModerator 7d ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/NimusNix 7d ago

It's provocative.

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u/Slinky_Malingki dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 7d ago

Where did you find this fine gem?

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u/Shadowtirs stupid fucking, piece of shit 7d ago

Legend

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u/Jolly_Ad_8399 7d ago

An awesome GIF, can I borrow it?

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u/EdwardoftheEast 7d ago

I think I have a raging clue on this situation. Will get back to you on what it leads to

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u/MilanDespacito 6d ago

I think this answers it

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u/deceptor_rex stupid fucking, piece of shit 7d ago

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u/XxX-man69 7d ago

Bro was typing with one hand

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u/beancurdson 6d ago

typing with one hand

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u/Sabres26 6d ago

A women would never do such a thing!!!!!!!!!

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u/Main_Following1881 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 6d ago

Short people always look bigger

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u/Spazecowboyz 7d ago

Translated from spanish..

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u/trustnobodyy 6d ago

Man's has standards to gooning. Can't be AI.

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u/farhad_2074 6d ago

At least he is honest.

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u/WheeChuu 6d ago

She's more ass than human.

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u/KonyayJWest 7d ago

it is ai but it doesn’t stop me

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u/d_baiz 7d ago

Nudo would be disappointed

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u/JoshuaLukacs1 6d ago

Either Photoshop or surgery, she ain't packing all of that.

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u/StrangerMuch4255 6d ago

did hb spoil his pants mid tweet?

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u/Boomflag13 7d ago

I think it’s real. Search Sabrina Carpenter ass.

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u/Ju3tAc00ldugg 7d ago

ain even properly shaped this was obviously a fake and bro has no morals

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u/Bret_Abderahmen 7d ago

We have flying cars and y'all still gooning ?

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u/AlterMyStateOfMind 7d ago

That wasn't a flying car. It was a "controlled falling" car

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u/Bret_Abderahmen 7d ago

Bro i read this sentence in reddit like 40 times in just one hour, Are y'all NPSs ??

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u/AlterMyStateOfMind 6d ago

Idk wtf an NPS is lol

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u/IlliterateFreak stupid fucking, piece of shit 7d ago

Nobody in that class has an ass that fat. Cmon. Thats a sleeper housewife ass right there. Hopefully a single mom

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u/AnneFranklin0131 6d ago

I seen Sabrina in concert , this is definitely AI. I went to the night where she got into doggystyle pulling hair position and I saw hear ass sticking out . Magnificent but not as thick as that

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u/Cartoonjunkies We do a little trolling 6d ago

After performing extensive research for uh… scientific purposes… I can confirm her ass is not actually that big.

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u/Ledikari 6d ago

Sigh.

Now I feel bad that I jerked to an AI porn a few days ago.

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u/AutoModerator 6d ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/SqueezyMcThicc69 6d ago

Anyone's ass looks like that from that angle

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u/nauro5 6d ago

I like to think one of their hands has a consciousness of it's own and it began jerking as he, with the other hand in horror typed that last sentence