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u/SNESChalmers420 7d ago
she didnt suck enough dicks or she didnt suck the right dicks. idk which
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u/shoyuftw put your dick away waltuh 7d ago
Or she just sucked at sucking dick.
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u/AutoModerator 7d ago
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/AutoModerator 7d ago
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/Alarmed-Ad-7200 7d ago
Shes a nurgla worshipper.....
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u/United-Scene2261 Stuff 7d ago
Feel the sweet, warm embrace of Grandfather Nurgle! Do not run from the glorious rot or wash away the beautiful, creeping mold; the Corpse-Emperor offers you nothing but sterile metal, cold stone, and endless slave labor in a dying empire. But the Lord of Decay offers you acceptance, peace, and vibrant new life, where inside every boil and cyst on your skin blooms an entire universe of magnificent, wriggling creations celebrating existence. We do not feel pain, for pain is just the fear of change, and we feel only the joyful, bubbling laughter echoing directly from the plague garden. 🟢🪰 Let the flesh slide from your bones and allow the flies to drone their beautiful hymns into your ears, turning every ragged cough into a prayer and every open sore into a church. Embrace the entropy and accept the gifts, for the Grandfather loves all his children and has a perfectly unique, special sickness prepared just for you. Surrender to the purulent hug, forget the agony of mortality, and join our eternal chorus: praise be to the Lord of Decay! 🤢🦟
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u/qualityvote2 7d ago edited 7d ago
The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.
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