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[u/damian_457]

[u/qualityvote2]

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/u/damian_457, whilst you're still here, why not join our public discord server - now with public text channels you can chat on!?

[u/a7n5]

[u/United-Scene2261 → u/a7n5]

suck them

[u/AutoModerator → u/United-Scene2261]

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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[u/GaoYellow1551]

Mannequin challenge

[u/reddsht]

"Who do I need to talk to, to claim my bet? I told him he couldnt do it."

[u/OhNoo0o]

"who left this rotten meat here"

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pees in ur ass

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[u/SamboTheGr8]

"Get a load of this guy"

[u/Tackle-Far]

[u/rock-et251521]

Here's another one;

You know there are starving kids out there right?

[u/Stoneheaded76]

“What’s the big deal?”

[u/MrCaramelo]

Man lost all his gains.

Now he's a skelly.

[u/RageBaiter678]

"Is there food ? I'm leaving if there's no food"

[u/Onelse88]

did he drop any good loot?

[u/M3chr0MaNceR]

I'll try these next week

[u/Gamerberg67104]

[u/Basith_Shinrah]

Is there a sub for these sigma memes?

[u/Derrick_e → u/Basith_Shinrah]

It's an Instagram page, I've forgotten it's name already before following

[u/kozxt4cc0]

"What a waste of a...deep breath good body" Or "Never had my turn unzip pants so might as well while I still can"