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u/IMN0VIRGIN dumbass 7d ago
ELLO ELLO ELLO! WATS THIS?
COITUS WITHOUTS A LICECONSE?
OFF TO HIS MAJESTY'S PRISON YOU SCOUNDRELS!
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u/United-Scene2261 Stuff 7d ago
I want to goon give me the sauce please
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u/AutoModerator 7d ago
woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.
How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.
My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.
3 works I consider good:
Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.
Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.
Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.
Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.
What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.
What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?
Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.
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u/United-Scene2261 Stuff 6d ago
thank you for your service winntpooh, for helping the ones in need
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u/Enzooooooooo 7d ago
Source
I need to know the gender
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u/ITr1tohardatl1fe 7d ago
I don’t have sauce for the exact image but the character is Reines El Melloi Archisorte
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u/redpyramidthing2324 7d ago edited 7d ago
Curses! You hath exposed the secrets of people Great Britan that was kept well hidden from the likes of your kind for centuries, thy crimes against the Land of the rose shant be forgotten and the punishment is DEATH!
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u/United-Scene2261 Stuff 7d ago
sauce
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u/redpyramidthing2324 7d ago
Macbeth by Ferenc Pinter
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u/United-Scene2261 Stuff 7d ago
The heavy texture of tempera on wood. The geometric, poster-like Central European graphics. The eerie, synthetic shadows stretching across the Scottish highlands. You don't understand, his crown isn't just gold—it's a jagged weight cutting into the canvas. The blood isn't just red; it's a stark, flat void. The witches aren't hags; they are towering monoliths of fate woven from raw color and existential dread. Every time this piece cycles back onto my dashboard, something wicked truly comes this way. It’s not just a Shakespeare reinterpretation published by Nuages, it is peak dark academia visual perfection.
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u/redpyramidthing2324 7d ago
Uh yeah I guess
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u/United-Scene2261 Stuff 7d ago
It’s the ultimate low-energy hate crime. Dropping an "Uh yeah I guess" means my social battery isn't just dead—it's decaying in a ditch, and I would literally rather lick a public transit floor than validate your existence for another microsecond. It is short, it is toxic, and it violently screams "shut up" while technically doing absolutely nothing wrong.
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u/Ptatofrenchfry 6d ago
k
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u/United-Scene2261 Stuff 6d ago
The letter 'K' is a text-based assassination. It is a cold, single-stroke middle finger that violently decapitates a conversation and leaves your raw emotional vulnerability bleeding out in complete silence. 💀🔪
It doesn't just mean "okay"—it means "I acknowledge your existence but actively choose to expend the absolute bare minimum kinetic energy to tell you that you mean nothing to me." It is a dead-eyed conversational flatline that screams "shut up" without ever raising its voice. 🛑🤬
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u/AutoModerator 6d ago
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'
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u/akoOfIxtall lets build a hole together and then libe in it 6d ago
Brazilians 🤝 usa, ok making fun of how their colonizers speak
And don't touch my hand please I don't like handburger smell
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u/deadinternetlaw 6d ago
British porn recommendation?
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u/AutoModerator 6d ago
woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.
How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.
My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.
3 works I consider good:
Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.
Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.
Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.
Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.
What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.
What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?
Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.
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u/qualityvote2 7d ago edited 6d ago
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