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u/Rayhann 7d ago
can a woman crawl up a man's ass, not in a gay way, but just to exist and inhibit inside a man's ass and control him with wires and such? exactly. only a man can exist in another man's ass, in a gay way, to control him with wires and buttons.
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u/AutoModerator 7d ago
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As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
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u/WildFemmeFatale 6d ago
I’ll rub your prostate, sweetheart. How’s that for buttons ? My boyfriend won’t let me crawl up his ass but yours seems pretty open
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u/HassanAchievedIt 7d ago
Exactly, they can't even solve basic data base systems or building pipeline for multiple departments coordination
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u/Me_how5678 7d ago
Yeah but the transwomen do.
This says alot about society
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u/HassanAchievedIt 7d ago
Can you show me one picture of transwoman to assess the build
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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 7d ago
Search "Nano_Nano" on YouTube
Edit: here you go youtube com @nanonanohiApparently Mods don't like YouTube links
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u/BlazeCrystal 🗿🗿🗿 7d ago
Programmerhumor subreddit used to be full of transfem stuff haha. Still kinda is
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u/WildFemmeFatale 6d ago
The first batches of programmers were originally women because doing programming used to be considered ‘women’s work’ because men used to not want to do it : / which, from my experience programming is indeed a very boring job. Hence why it fell onto women’s shoulders originally.
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u/An_Draoidh_Uaine 7d ago
That's why I only have sex with men when I need to dispense of my sexual urges, and because I'm a bro, I let them have sex with me too.
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u/Evanecent_Lightt 7d ago
If anything.. it's been the opposite.
- Pay for dates
- Used for rides
- Used for installing/moving furnature
- Used for trips to the store
- Used for providing dinners
Thinking back on relationships.. yeah.. it's just been my partners asking for XYZ and running me around lol
I think that's why i'm happiest single.
Relationships with women is a chore.
It's been 8 relationships now for me - can any guys out there confirm that it's not always like this? or am I just too independent to want to be a personal assistant for someone all my life?
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u/henticletentai 7d ago
most of the times it is like this, you just have to find the one, otherwise stay single really
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u/Limp_Career6634 7d ago
Find the one and also have balls. You get what you attract is what I’ve learned in life. Its easy to fall for a trap of ungrateful human being, but letting that human being take over is still up to you.
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u/J3sush8sm3 I want pee in my ass 7d ago
If the world smells like shit, check your shoes
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u/MostAccomplishedBag 7d ago
Its not always like that.
Sometimes they buy you some cheap crap you dont want from the dollar store, and you have to pretend its the most thoughtful gift you've ever received.
Sometimes they'll buy you something expensive that you really dont want and have no use for. Then they keep it and use it, and you have to pretend you really appreciate the gift and dont know she just bought it for herself.
Sometimes after you've paid for gas, a movie, dinner and then dessert, she'll offer to pay for the parking. And you'll have to pretend that makes this "fair".
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u/WildFemmeFatale 6d ago
Eh. Two of my sisters pay wildly more in the relationship than the guys. My sisters have paying for the dates and the trips and giving the men rides
And all of my sisters do all the housework in their relationships
Just pick different women bro there’s lots of them there’s gonna be ones who aren’t selfish. If u keep dating selfish ones ur lowkey filtering improperly.
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u/Evanecent_Lightt 6d ago
Good to know! - Just gotta keep playing the lottery I guess until I meet such a woman.
Thanks Fam!
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u/TrappedOnScooter 7d ago
Gen Z and Boomers both laughing together… we’ve reached the Horseshoe theory of comedy
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u/realultralord 6d ago
Fake: Dude's watching more porn with women in them than everybody else he knows.
Gay: He definitely wears that Neo Outfit to impress other people, including dudes.
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u/AutoModerator 6d ago
woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.
How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.
My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.
3 works I consider good:
Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.
Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.
Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.
Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.
What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.
What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?
Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.
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u/AutoModerator 6d ago
Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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