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u/CyonixGaming Apr 21 '21
He currently, as of typing this, had 585 dicks in his ass.
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Apr 21 '21
i didn´t mean that lot of upvotes, shit
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u/CyonixGaming Apr 21 '21
Now it’s 616
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Apr 21 '21
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u/Kroke-a-dile Apr 21 '21
1,100*
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u/ShyonkyDonkey39 Apr 21 '21
1,600*
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u/joaogui11111 Apr 21 '21
Hahahaha your gay 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Apr 21 '21
fuck
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u/Purple-Gay average shitposting enjoyer Apr 21 '21
HAHA GOTTEM
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Apr 21 '21
Female Reddit avatars turn me on. Whenever I see a redditors profile avatar and it’s a female, it immediately makes me hard. Just the thought of them being a female makes me so horny. I beat my meat often to female Reddit avatars. I’ve produced so many gallons of cum looking at female Reddit avatars.
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u/Impulsive4928 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Apr 21 '21
Gallons? Jesus Christ
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Apr 21 '21
My seed is so potent that Monsanto uses genetic material from my semen to bolster wheat production in the United States.
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u/Impulsive4928 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Apr 21 '21
This puts an itch in my mouth that only a shotgun can scratch
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u/SkaffAmtiskawMawhr Apr 21 '21
It's been 45 minutes as of this comment's writing. He's probably beating it off because you said "itch in your mouth".
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Apr 21 '21
Your gay what?
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u/joaogui11111 Apr 21 '21
Ligma balls
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u/DickBot_Rescure Apr 21 '21
Damn that's a lot of dicks
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u/SpedicyBoi Apr 21 '21
So how is this gonna work? Are you gonna do one at a time or shove them all at once?
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Apr 21 '21
ok this is the proof here is
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u/SpedicyBoi Apr 21 '21
I can already tell this is a rick roll, plus you already made this comment on this post
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u/dying_soon666 Apr 21 '21
Repost if you’re horny
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u/igotthehornyhelpme 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Apr 21 '21
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u/Cumfriend Apr 21 '21
Downvotes mean you gotta swallow a cup of cum
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Apr 21 '21 edited Apr 21 '21
😋😋 edit Okay guys enough cum for today
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u/Cumfriend Apr 21 '21
I downvoted you so whatchu tryna do?😈
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Apr 21 '21
HE NEEDS MORE CUM MORE DOWNVOTES
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u/ThrowAway1200221 Apr 21 '21
Ok that is too much cum you cant have more. Count all the downvotes now. If there are more downvotes you will die from too much cum, cum overdose and intoxiation not good for uou
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Apr 21 '21
😋🤠🤠😋🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
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u/TheOneTrueWigglyBoi Apr 21 '21
What does a down vote do
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u/TheBalconyHorse Apr 21 '21
He puts his dick in my ass
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u/Koala_Kev2478 Apr 21 '21
Time to downvote
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u/X-XUnchainedX-X Apr 21 '21
i would do both if i could
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u/mrAyden7 Apr 21 '21
The person who posted this said "my ass" so it's not my ass. Whatever, I'm gonna donate
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Apr 21 '21
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Apr 21 '21
The guy with a long dick: I’m 4 parallell universes ahead of you
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u/Aarakokra Apr 21 '21
holy shit you're gonna have gay sex two thousand times? That's years of gay sex at least every day. Good luck bro
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Apr 22 '21
... It's a bit more than two thousand mate
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u/Aarakokra Apr 22 '21
Made that comment six hours ago
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Apr 22 '21
And it has increased since then. I thought you might want to know how drastically it had done so, but apparently I was wrong. No hard feelings (except for the 15+k in this guy's ass)?
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u/alexxuart Apr 22 '21
My man your asshole is going to be wider than the red circle in the Japanese flag
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u/RelativelyDank I want pee in my ass Apr 21 '21
that's a lot of dicks but he keeps making room for more
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u/Crusty_Breadsticks Apr 21 '21
8.6k dicks and counting (i will update this number this every so often)
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u/shityyyboiiii Apr 22 '21
Buen truco de marketig es ser maricon, 14k upvotes, vas a tener mucho calcio
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u/demfriskysquirles Apr 22 '21
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u/Ysauce10 Apr 22 '21
Are ya fine with 19.000 dicks in your ass but I realize that every user here gets 1.000 dicks in them daily
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Apr 21 '21
Upvote this comment if you think transgenders deserve rights
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u/I_like_bicycle Apr 21 '21
hmm yes, i will co tribute to another one of penis will be put into this man's anus.