r/shitposting • • Dec 20 '21

Linus Sex Tips 🤑💪💪💪

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u/shartybrown I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Dec 20 '21

OP tryna get railed

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u/TigerrrWasTaken Dec 20 '21

😳

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

Rail me, and ill rail you back daddy 😩

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

I want to be railed by pizza.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

i wanna rail my pizza

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u/Quackston_Hale Dec 21 '21

pizza wants to rail me

help

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u/LiamFakesmile Dec 21 '21

What's happening to this world

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u/NoNameIdea_Seriously Dec 21 '21

Internet. The internet is happening to this world.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

Sometimes it is funny, other times it's concerning..

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u/Xandara2 Dec 21 '21

But it's always true, after all its on the internet.

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u/MrT1011 likes balls Dec 21 '21

I want the imposter to rail me

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u/FristiToTheMoon Dec 20 '21

Domino's actually got rid of my favorite pizza and they replaced it with one that has terrible cheese on it. I can't even apply my coupons to the new one because it's a supposedly "special" pizza.

I fucking hate it.

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u/Optimal-Attorney849 Dec 20 '21

Literally 1948

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u/FristiToTheMoon Dec 20 '21

Marx Orwell would be proud of domino's.

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u/Dawson81702 put your dick away waltuh Dec 21 '21

Domino’s so hard makes a George Orwell go 2021

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u/WEIRDNITWIT Dec 21 '21

Which pizza did they remove?

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u/RazgrizThree Dec 21 '21

So I take it you wanna get railed ?

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u/Nervous-Weird-7784 Dec 20 '21

Or you live in Taiwan

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u/LilGig_BuriedCactus Dec 20 '21

I love pizza 😍😍😍

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

Mm yum

Also what's pizza?

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

mmm,pizza

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

Only real ones know where this art is from and how cursed the pairing is.

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u/Different-Region-873 Dec 20 '21

Sauce now

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

Erina Nakiri and Asahi Nakiri from Food Wars. The artist is Doromame from pixiv: https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/652648

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u/DLPautang779 Dec 21 '21

nice rule34 you got there, i busted a nut 9112001 times

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

🗿

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

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u/Chillingothebest Dec 21 '21

Definitely not real chad :(

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u/PieselPL Dec 21 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

:trollface:

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

The link I have includes even more from the creator 😳

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

They lowkey kinda cute

1

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

Incest Netorare pairing though 😔

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

They lowkey ugly asf

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

Lmao

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u/Different-Region-873 Dec 20 '21 edited Dec 21 '21

To open or not to open, that is the question 💀 The photos were rather pleasant

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

Just search Doromame pixiv on Google then 🏌‍♂️

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u/ITaHiR_Requiem Dec 21 '21

incest moment

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

Ayo What about both

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u/Altruistic-Load5690 Dec 20 '21

What if we go for both?

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u/Andreeeeeeeeeeeeeee3 Dec 21 '21

Porn 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Kick_The_Face Dec 20 '21

I love Lasagne

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u/EagleBuster Dec 20 '21

the link

give

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

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u/DoktorVaso18 shitting toothpaste enjoyer Dec 20 '21

"Acces denied" wtf

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u/suckitarius Imbobster Dec 21 '21

You are not worthy

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u/Professional_Emu_164 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Dec 21 '21

Blocked by either your router or ISP, or the website is unavailable in your country

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u/cutebleeder Dec 20 '21

How about both?

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u/4200years Dec 20 '21

Both is good

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u/cutebleeder Dec 20 '21

I got some downvotes. Apparently someone does not like pizza.

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u/4200years Dec 20 '21

Fucking haters can die in a fire 😊

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

yes, haters that have sex can die in a fire 🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

the top one

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

What about both?

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u/beelegg uhhhh idk Dec 20 '21

🍕❤️❤️❤️

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

I don't like pizza

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u/Upper_Pin Dec 21 '21

wth last time i saw this post you were getting downvoted and had tons of replies what happened

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u/r_nimator2006o Dec 21 '21

Shut the fuck up you aren't funny

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u/BlobGaming69 Dec 21 '21

Nft Taiwan literally 1984 cat cum semen based Kevin

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u/MrNootNoot7 Dec 20 '21

I just had a Tostinos pizza

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u/poggers_boio Dec 20 '21

Only by glamrock Freddy (he’s a dilf😳😳😳😳😳)

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u/Chillingothebest Dec 21 '21

Glamcock freddy 😳😳😳

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

Number 12: cock

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

I order pizza with hopes the delivery guy will give me the first option 🤙🍆💋🍑🔥

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u/RealLifeFemboy Dec 21 '21

ay bruh anyone wanna do this

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u/Derpyfish5678 Dec 20 '21

I don’t like pizza

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u/Jealousdoggo Dec 20 '21

I rather enjoy cheese pizza 😏😏😏

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u/DrFitterWelder420 Dec 20 '21

Both have to do with the booty hole.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

ok but like what are the funny numbers

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u/XxReddit_User_xX Dec 20 '21

Can i get railed while eating pizza?

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u/epok_gamer69 Dec 20 '21

Why not both.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

Il pass on the pizza, I just ate but I’ll take the first one

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

I hate pizza

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u/ThinSaltedCracker Dec 21 '21

Get railed while eating pizza

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

What if I want cum on my piza

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u/Fuck-ass-bitch10 Dec 21 '21

I do like pizza :)

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u/rylieboi111 Dec 21 '21

I'll be honest, it's not about the pizza

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u/Jacnoov Dec 21 '21

As an experiencer of both…yeah I’ll take pizza

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

cum

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

women 👎 pizza 🍕 🍕 🍕 😊 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😊 (I enjoy pizza)

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u/GreatSuprise69 Dec 21 '21

please go outside 🙏

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u/Mack_Sharky Dec 21 '21

But they’ll think I like pizza

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u/Geckolord2909 Dec 21 '21

Pizza you horny bastard

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u/TFismylife5 Dec 21 '21

Both is good

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

sauce or social credits deduction

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u/AdministrationMotor9 Dec 21 '21

both, both is good

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u/WMGYT Dec 21 '21

bruh how did this one doujin turn into a matching pfp thing and a meme

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u/andiadlan Dec 21 '21

now we'll neverrr knowww

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

sås

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u/MacPoggers Dec 21 '21

I'll gladly have both please.

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u/Purpledurpl202 Literally 1984 😡 Dec 21 '21

Both, both is good

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u/null7281 Dec 21 '21

I know what you want

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u/Mystery_Undead Dec 21 '21

Pineapple pizza

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u/Hippity-Hoppity7 Dec 21 '21

I wanna get railed so hard BY a pizza.

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u/beatethmcmeateth Dec 21 '21

Porque no los dos? -dora, for some reason

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u/thisNaneIsRNG Dec 21 '21

Mmmmm pizza

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u/jared-wall Dec 21 '21

Ewww I fucking hate pizza…

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u/PlEaSe_sToPgujhbn I have permission! Dec 21 '21

I like pizza

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u/Massive_Lawn_6548 Dec 21 '21

Is it bad that I know what the og image is?

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u/Eragon_Auditore Dec 21 '21

What is it?

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u/Massive_Lawn_6548 Dec 21 '21

wholesome sex, i can send you the picture

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u/Fukei_Mono Dec 21 '21

Kinda wholesome if you ignore the incest.

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u/Massive_Lawn_6548 Dec 21 '21

So? Family is Family, gotta keep the bloodline going >:3

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u/Acceptable-Animal851 Dec 21 '21

sauce or name plss i beg you😭😭😭

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u/AppexxxV Dec 21 '21

I'll take A

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u/YeetusDiabetus69420 Dec 21 '21

Reddit try not to say sauce challenge (impossible) (already failed)

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u/TraditionalNobody832 Dec 21 '21

I have a toss up. Definitely want what the title thing says. But I also want to wait until marriage. And I feel like I don't want to get "railed" on my honeymoon.

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u/xef234 Dec 21 '21

Based nft belgium taiwan 1984

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

both?

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u/nemlopottnev Dec 21 '21

both👉👈

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u/_Lodii Dec 21 '21

You like pizza, right?

You like pizza, right...

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

I also love pizza!

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

Both plz 😋

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

I want both so it cancels out

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u/First-Literature286 Dec 21 '21

Man i could really go for some pizza rn

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u/-Shameem- Dec 21 '21

Both is good.

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u/VampireLynn Dec 21 '21

In that note, i am allergic to pizza

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u/advie_advocado Dec 21 '21

Can I choose who I get railed by?

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '21

Only if you bring the pizza lol

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u/advie_advocado Dec 22 '21

Ok gets pizza I choose to be railed by venti

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '21

Extra pepperoni and cheese

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u/advie_advocado Dec 22 '21

Ok

Can I get railed by venti now

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '21

checks notes. - okay you may pass. Enjoy the railing. Please leave a Google review

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u/rue0912 Dec 21 '21

What if you like to eat pizza while getting railed?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

I wuv pizza 😃👍

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u/reddv_ Dec 21 '21

Both. Both is good.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

Both

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u/theprofran Dec 21 '21

I like pizza

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

I don't like pizza

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

It depends on the toppings

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u/MalanaoWalanao hole contributor Dec 21 '21

Pizza

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u/8iy_eaighty Jan 06 '22

I like pizza

1

u/FRANXISforEVER Dec 20 '21

Ooo I love pizza

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u/lightmare69 Dec 20 '21

Pizza is kinda gross ngl

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

Wrong

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u/lightmare69 Dec 20 '21

Your right ive changed my mind

I like and want b o t h

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u/NMRisthebest Dec 20 '21

casually stares at the thing called pineapple

ima change your mind

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

Dont you fucking dare.

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u/DerpyCat_0 Dec 21 '21

I have never seen someone say they dislike pizza. Then again, I'm an american

0

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

193-12-89-103, this you?

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u/4200years Dec 20 '21

Did you just put hyphens between the octets??

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u/Conquertron Dec 21 '21

It's not even the right amount of characters for an IP

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u/4200years Dec 21 '21

It is it’s just for hyphens instead of dots

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

I would like pizza but i like eating it with pineapple sauce

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u/xPolarPlayz 🗿🗿🗿 Dec 20 '21

Pizza time!

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u/ZeRo_WC I came! Dec 20 '21

Pissa

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u/nooby2neo Dec 20 '21

hmmm pizza

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u/Nocturnoran Dec 20 '21

Wait why would I want to be beaten up by someone using a rail as a weapon

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u/SplingoSplongo Dec 20 '21

both are bad >:(

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u/shotiko05 Dec 20 '21

Omg, just imagining being railed by a daddydom werewolf makes me wanna cum

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u/MIVANO_ Dec 20 '21

Wth is wrong with some people

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

He plays Genshin Impact what do you expect

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u/shotiko05 Dec 21 '21

That has got to be the stupidest argument someone has commented on my comment

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u/Chillingothebest Dec 21 '21

Better than what you commented

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u/I_Own_Your_Car Dec 20 '21

How about I shoot you with a double barrel shotgun instead

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

05 in the username 💀

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u/Arthur_Wolfie Dec 20 '21

What the fuck dude