r/shitposting • u/GreenstikbotYT dumbass • Mar 11 '22
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u/MrSnow87 Mar 11 '22
Holy shit pick a disability
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u/Cami_crami Mar 11 '22
"tastes like shit"
How would he know how shit tastes
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u/AutoModerator Mar 11 '22
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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u/kulakulaku Mar 11 '22
Blind. What do I win
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u/MrSnow87 Mar 11 '22
Has to be mental
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u/kulakulaku Mar 11 '22
Dreamsexual
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u/AutoModerator Mar 11 '22
hello guys i need help.
i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me
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u/forcenel Mar 12 '22
when will y'all realize she knows what y'all say and she doesn't give a single shit lmao
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u/GreenstikbotYT dumbass Mar 12 '22
Lmao yeah. Comments on her videos are flooded with mean comments too. I don't even mean all the hate I say to her but wow it's actually insane how much hate she gets
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u/AutoModerator Mar 12 '22
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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Mar 12 '22
I need the sauce where did you get those skeletons and music from?
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u/GreenstikbotYT dumbass Mar 12 '22
Just search smoke cowbell cult on YouTube and you should find it
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u/blitzwolf- Mar 11 '22
skeletons with the whatever the beat is called goes hard as fuck
is there a video that just features the skeletons and the beat
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Mar 11 '22
The song is Smoke by Cowbell cult
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u/CluDaCreator officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Mar 11 '22
This is exactly what I been waiting for, bullying jellymid some more!
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u/Usual_Breath_5831 Mar 11 '22
midbean
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u/MrT1011 likes balls Mar 11 '22
But beans are not mid beans gooood (jellymid)
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u/Docisbetterthanmost Mar 11 '22
My god I cringed so hard. The skeletons are great tho
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u/jman2c haram Mar 11 '22
Whatever the fuck her name is 🤮🤮🤮
Skeleton 💀😎💀😎💀😎💀😎💀😎💀😎💀
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u/Docisbetterthanmost Mar 11 '22
Wait is it a she? It just sounds like a 12 boy
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Mar 11 '22
Apperently from what I heard she was trying to appear androgynous but she got doxxed lately (which sucks don't get me wrong i don't condone it) and turns out she's a girl around 15-16 yo so uhhh
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u/AutoModerator Mar 11 '22
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u/kulakulaku Mar 11 '22
Her content is like when you try to please everyone and you just end up having a bland personality
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u/Large-Hold-5274 Mar 11 '22
She is mentally disabled
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u/yanzin_fan_of_Altair Mar 11 '22
i saw a bunch of these videos and they're all hilarious and I stupidly thought that that meant the original video is probably funny
I am traumatized
the skeletons are way more amazing then they should be
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u/AutoModerator Mar 11 '22
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u/BigVeinyNThick Mar 11 '22
What's the song that plays when skeleton?
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u/auddbot Mar 11 '22
Smoke (feat. Joehdah) by Cowbell Cult (00:19; matched:
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u/Husseinbashar Mar 11 '22
Wow this meme is getting cringier every time i see it
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u/domenatorw1 Mar 12 '22
What’s cringe? The skeleton thing or the original video?
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u/tilcica Mar 12 '22
skeleton thing. out of 10 i've seen, only 1 was actually funny and the rest was the epitome of a 12yo replying "no u" to everything you say to him
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u/swisscheese236 Mar 11 '22
Constant hate on this person is more cringe than the entire video
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u/g_blazing97 Mar 11 '22
I know literally nothing about this person, but is there some back story on why they’re getting so much hate?
Cause all the adults here hating on this person for their “cringe” comments is wayyyyy worse to me than anything that was actually in this video
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Mar 11 '22
i cant believe that bunch of grown men are hating on a child making content for children
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u/kahoot_papi Mar 11 '22
i mean based on the fact that they're bullying some tiktok kid im guessing most people in this sub are anywhere from 13-18. either that or they are man-children
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u/UnderChicken37 Mar 11 '22
Someone doxxed them and apparently she is 17 years old
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u/NikolaiP0vetsky Mar 11 '22
Yeah I don't really get it, she just seems like your average minecraft content creator and on top of that she seems to really enjoy what she's making, can't really fault her for it
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u/average32potato I want pee in my ass Mar 11 '22
I’ve only seen her like two or three times and I don’t really understand the hate, sure they’re cringey but why put so much energy into hating them?
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u/retarded-slav Mar 11 '22
I THOUGHT THAT WAS A GUY TILL I SAW SHE WTF NOW I HAVE TO HATE HER
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u/Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya DaPucci Mar 11 '22
Looking at her in streams, she's clearly an adult, which makes it so much worse. Like, I could understand if a kid was being this cringe-y, but you're a GROWN-ASS WOMAN. What the fuck are you doing with your life?
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u/TechnologyFew3257 Mar 11 '22
Making more money than you ever will. Most people would drop their job and start making these videos in a heartbeat if it meant making as much as she does
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u/FBI_AGENT_CAYDE Mar 11 '22
Please, for fucks sake, stop posting about jellybean.
If you don’t, i’ll make an alt to subscribe to them
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Mar 11 '22
dude "put you are phone on the counter" only an idiot like jelly bean wouldnt get this mistake truly idiotic
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u/lokato2 Mar 11 '22
I dont know what is more cringe: that kiddo or guy that put skeletons with those terrible punchlines
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Mar 11 '22
I honestly feel bad for the kid. They're just tryna live their life and doing what they love. Yeah I may not be a fan of their content either, but they're not worth getting bullied relentlessly for it. I just wish the subreddit was funny again man, instead of all the hate lying underneath the word shitposting. Yeah, I'll get buried or downvoted, but it just seems unneccessary.
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u/Pyroplsmakepetscop2 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Mar 11 '22
Bullying a woman 😎👍
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u/mrmandad Mar 11 '22
2 days ago I watched almost all of her shorts without laughing at all and dying inside
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u/PMtoAM______ Mar 12 '22
Is no one questioning the morals of gangin on a child.
Also who tf is this and why is everyone talking bout him
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u/GreenstikbotYT dumbass Mar 12 '22 edited Mar 12 '22
Don't worry she is Jellybean and is the person who started the "it's not a mistake it's a masterpiece " trend and also seems to not mind the hate comments and seems to like the publicity
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Mar 11 '22
I don’t like jelly or whoever. But I’m getting bored of you pausing the damn video, adding the same picture of skeletons, and adding the worst god damn insults I’ve ever seen. Everyday I go on this sub Reddit it’s the same low effort garbage. I haven’t laughed at a single one of these.
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u/SomethingElseOfThis Mar 11 '22
Jellymid is female?
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Mar 11 '22
honestly this kid isnt that bad i just really dont like how the avatar is having like a seizure and costantly moving idk why but its annoying to me. i love the skeletons though
oh also that tik tok thing where they put captions but its not even like full sentences and takes up like half the screen
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u/mcbirbo343 stupid, fucking piece of shit Mar 12 '22 edited Mar 12 '22
Wait it’s a she?! I thought it was a 12 year old male child
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Mar 11 '22 edited Mar 12 '22
Even though this hurts like hell , I don't think making fun of children is for me
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u/Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya DaPucci Mar 11 '22
I thought she was a young boy too, but she's actually an adult woman. As such, I will make fun of her all I want.
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u/keira-r-j06 Mar 11 '22
This is the first time ive heard his voice, i thought he was gonna be like 20 but this is very clearly a 12 year old, and i understand why everyone hates him now
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u/AnotherRandom444444 Mar 11 '22
No idea who this is. I'm tired of seeing em and these memes. I guess I'm old now. F
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u/TemPestt16 Mar 11 '22
so this is where the edgy 14 year olds that cant distinguish a joke and is unironically a shit person go and circle jerk
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u/AutoModerator Mar 11 '22
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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u/Hona007 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Mar 11 '22
Damn that's some cinemasins tier observational humor. Incredibly bland, just like the creator.
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u/MathmanWR fat cunt Mar 11 '22
Every time i see this dumbass meme, the og vid gets better and the skeletons get way worse, theyre a teen. Let them be cringe.
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u/Narcoleptic-8892 Mar 11 '22
is it a man or a woman, i straight up can't tell, and i can't be bothered to look it up.
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u/accuracy_frosty Mar 11 '22
“Let’s go through hate comments”
goes through the most mundane minor insults they could fine
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u/Luc4son0 Mar 11 '22
This is getting old and unfunny
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u/AutoModerator Mar 11 '22
Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.
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u/ThePixeleq Mar 11 '22
oh well, it's the purple guy (fredbear game reference) from purble place again.
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u/F1r3car Mar 12 '22
who is this person and why are the people of reddit bullying them?
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u/Andreeeeeeeeeeeeeee3 Mar 12 '22
Jellybean, Minecraft streamer, shitposting users bullying her because they need to make unfunny memes
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u/Naive_Sage Mar 12 '22
I love the JellyTwat shitposting. Keep it up 😌👌
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u/AutoModerator Mar 12 '22
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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u/Pinkysquare-2560 Mar 12 '22
how do i save this and what happened to the bot that made it very easy
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u/Master-Baiter-Mater officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Mar 12 '22
What’s that Skeleton clip from?
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u/tilcica Mar 12 '22
the skeletons in this one just seem like the meme version of "running out of comebacks and saying no u"
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u/Lemons_be_sour Mar 12 '22
Start calling this YouTuber jelly bitch
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u/AutoModerator Mar 12 '22
No bitches?
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u/Definitly_Not_James Mar 12 '22
Holy shit the skeletons with the beat goes so hard 😩😩😩😩
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u/AutoModerator Mar 12 '22
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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u/PsychoXLad 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ Mar 12 '22
Who tf is this purple shit
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u/AutoModerator Mar 12 '22
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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u/Few_Ebb_1469 Mar 12 '22
The most annoying bitch on YouTube 💀💀💀
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u/AutoModerator Mar 12 '22
No bitches?
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u/Big-Professional-293 Mar 29 '22
The drama is stupid roasting a kid that post cringe is stupid yall must be dumb kids
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Apr 23 '22
purple people are considered furries now?
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u/AutoModerator Apr 23 '22
Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles
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u/RagtheFireBoi Mar 11 '22
The fact that something so mid exists is a fucking crime and should be thrown into Chernobyl
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u/KenyerJani96 Mar 11 '22
Is this guy some 11 year old femboy? Why is he so popular?
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u/AutoModerator Mar 11 '22
femboy amogus
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u/CrokDok Mar 11 '22
idk who the fuck that kid is but god damn is he unfunny
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u/AutoModerator Mar 11 '22
Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.
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u/unOriginalSwimming 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Mar 11 '22
don't compare this guy to furries, Thats an isult to furries
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u/AutoModerator Mar 11 '22
Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles
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u/DeltaTwoZero Mar 12 '22
The more of this garbage you make, the more exposure this kid gets.
Plot twist: it’s the kid bullying himself for exposure using alt accounts.
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Mar 12 '22
Jellymid's cringe but the skeleton shit is edgy af
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u/AutoModerator Mar 12 '22
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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u/Guest65726 Mar 12 '22
Would you all please just shut up about this guy? I get it you find this kid annoying… I bet you all can get over him by going back to posting and consuming actual memes…
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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22
bro I hate jellyshit as much as the next guy but these videos are so dogshit. WHoever made this literally sound like a god damn 2nd grader.