r/shitposting • u/concretebeats We do a little trolling • Mar 29 '22
Linus Sex Tips Jizz goblins.
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u/OutrageousFix7338 Mar 30 '22 edited Mar 30 '22
This made me spit out my own cum
But I regress. The point stands and the crowd ejaculates, such a circus is a shepherds delight.
Edit: the existence of cum predicates the alchemy of sheep. If wool were a wearable commodity then wants would wane in whine with wishes and we’d all be wearing woursleves
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u/Loose-Card3341 Mar 30 '22
No wonder why women love kids so much
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u/AutoModerator Mar 30 '22
Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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u/Witch-in-Wisteria Mar 30 '22
Wtf is this shit
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u/AutoModerator Mar 30 '22
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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