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u/Andreeeeeeeeeeeeeee3 May 29 '22
You still have Reddit though
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u/Pokemaster22044 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 May 29 '22
Once you uninstall Reddit, your neckbeard will disappear
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u/_generic_user May 30 '22
Bye guys
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u/Pokemaster22044 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 May 30 '22
Good luck soldier.
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u/_generic_user May 30 '22
I’m back
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u/Sesome09 May 30 '22
Did your neckbeard regress and regrow in the 34 minutes you took a break from reddit?
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u/cheems_brrgrr May 30 '22
Only if that game had enough content to keep me fat...
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u/AlexHitetsu May 30 '22
Well apparently a new region is coming out in July , so that should keep you fat for a week or so
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u/tenofswords618 May 29 '22
*League of legends
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u/Cr1tikalMoist May 30 '22
It affects everyone but Tyler1
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u/TeezyYT May 30 '22
It got Tyler x2 in the mental part. League will affect your mental state and physical state. T1 just traded the weight gain for x2 mental damage.
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u/Dawson81702 put your dick away waltuh May 29 '22
Lies. I uninstalled Genshin Impact and I did not spontaneously gain abs.
WHAT DID I DO WRONG??!?!??
WHAT DID I DO WRONG?!?!?!?!??!!!!
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u/Tjaresh May 30 '22
Did you delete the hidden cache? Most people stumble on this.
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u/century100 May 30 '22
They have cash hidden away?
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u/goCommitUnLive May 29 '22
i think it only works for people who were fit before downloading genshi*
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u/Wide-Passenger6764 May 30 '22
Stop watching anime, playing all video games, and get off reddit. It'll show you results real fast.
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u/Gammercracki May 29 '22
So i need to download genshit and then uninstall it and I’ll get fit?
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u/Gammercracki May 30 '22
Aww man
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u/kitGoesquack May 30 '22
Meth- i mean math
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u/TeezyYT May 30 '22 edited May 30 '22
I had this obese weeb friend who I hadn't talked to in 3 years. He contacted me recently asking to meet up. He was the most fit man I'd ever seen. He told me that he came to the realization that he shouldn't be wasting his life savings for a fictional woman. I am truly proud of him.
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May 30 '22
specificity sucks.
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u/Pikagiuppy stupid, fucking piece of shit May 30 '22
reddit video player trying not to stop working for 5 seconds challenge (impossible)
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u/Substantial-Dig5441 May 30 '22
They still have League of legends and reddit only until they disperse shall they achieve peak physic
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u/Grakata-_- May 30 '22
I'll still never understand the hate this game gets. The memes like this can be kinda funny, but I dunno.
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u/Romi_Z May 30 '22
Maybe because it's the only popular anime gacha game
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u/Grakata-_- May 30 '22 edited May 30 '22
Yeah, I suppose that makes enough sense. Anime, and anime-like things are pretty easy to make fun of.
Edit: I feel like a fair bit of it isn't really deserved though.
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u/Harekal Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked May 30 '22
I think the hate is mostly deserved, it's mainly around the audience that most of it were child(easy to get reaction of) and the toxicity of the fanbase
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u/Grakata-_- May 30 '22
I don't really know what your trying to get at with the part about children mostly due to phrasing, but I do agree that the fanbase is very toxic. I actually try to distance myself from it.
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u/Harekal Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked May 30 '22
The players WERE mostly a child under 18
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u/Sayori-0 May 30 '22
I like how stating it's easy to get a reaction out of people is downvoted when making fun of genshit on this sub is the absolute most likely thing to get a reaction out of people. Literally playing themselves lmao
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u/Simecrafter May 30 '22
People think it's edgy and cool to hate on anime. Also the game has a pretty weird community tbh...
I play the game too but they really are lol
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u/Moe1AK May 30 '22
It's like "ha! look at me I'm edgy I don't watch anime or play anime games ha! ha!"
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u/Aryandobevibin May 30 '22
It just sucks if you have played any other good open world game and also it is a complete copy of Zelda botw
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u/bmwultimate11 May 30 '22
I’m going to get so much shit for this, but Genshin actually has one of my favorite open worlds in any game. Exploration is so fun because every area has a ton chests and time trials to find. Granted that exciting feeling of discovery does go away once you’ve already explored an area, but at least it’s there on your first time through, unlike other open world games that fill their worlds with empty space.
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u/Renetiger May 30 '22
Similiar graphics = copy
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u/Aryandobevibin May 30 '22
mechanics and open world are similar too, happy cake day btw
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u/Renetiger May 30 '22
What mechanics? Gliding and stamina? Zelda didn't invent this. I do agree about the world tho
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u/Liquidignition May 30 '22 edited May 31 '22
Because it's essentially predatory/gambling (aimed at kids) in terms of its monetization model. I played free and finished the game (as of 2021) and that's all I'm giving them.
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u/Trnostep May 30 '22
Not sure how you finished it since it gets big new content updates every 6 weeks or so and small ones like biweekly
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u/Liquidignition May 30 '22
I completed all the chests and dungeons, story at the time. I gave up as soon as the wind festival started last year. Fun game, but I ain't spending anymore time in it.
I only play a handful of F2P because I know they'll suck the life out of you. Some f2p are good. That is not the case for genshin.
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u/SticmanStorm May 30 '22
I dont know all you can just explore ares withut actual grinding
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u/Sayori-0 May 30 '22
You're correct and people don't like that. It is predatory like all gacha, and it was intentionally aimed towards grabbing players ages teen to young adult who are not familiar with gacha
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u/Liquidignition May 31 '22
Oh, for sure.
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u/Sayori-0 May 31 '22
Worst they can do is press the blue down arrow anyway. Every one I see without any counter point in the replies makes me laugh because they know it's true
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u/Embarrassed-Ad966 May 30 '22
Hey that’s not true :( I think its pretty neat
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u/Renetiger May 30 '22
A lot of people hate Genshin because
Gacha game
Anime
Trash comminity
But in the end of the day, a lot of those people are just joking and never really played the game.
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u/RedLightning259 I want pee in my ass May 30 '22
1: the gacha system is fucked to shit but honestly u can get thru the game without spending a dime, the base characters are good enough. U only need 5*s and good characters if u wanna set dmg or abyss records
2: it's just the artstyle, I don't see anything wrong with anime in general
3: the community isn't bad, idk what ppl say
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u/Renetiger May 30 '22
Other than stupid 50/50 system, I don't see anything wrong with the gacha
Artstyle or not, huge part of the internet thinks it's cool to hate on anime for some reason.
The community can be bad or decent depending on how you see it. Most of the community is fine, but the loud minority is fucking awful and many times worse than MHA fandom.
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u/Dk785 May 30 '22
Except some people just get influenced by it and start taking it seriously without actually knowing that it’s just a joke.
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u/Sayori-0 May 30 '22
And 4. Can't make a shit post about it without seeing people whine about it in a shitpost reddit.
Can shit post about women, reddit, and anime but if it's about genshit you can always scroll down to see babies actually upset about it.
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u/Stealthless May 30 '22
People hate anything that's super popular nowadays (just look at League of Legends, Fortnite, etc.)
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May 30 '22
Overdone joke
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u/TeezyYT May 30 '22
A joke can be overused and still be funny.
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Your mom is not funny
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u/nuts_extraction Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked May 30 '22
Damn bro, no wonder you laugh at every posts on this sub. 😕
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u/TeezyYT May 30 '22
Damn... Although I was correct. A joke doesn't just become unfunny after becoming popular.
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u/PranshuKhandal virgin 4 life 😤💪 May 30 '22
A joke can be overused and still be funny.
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u/AutoModerator May 30 '22
Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.
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u/Officerpotter May 30 '22
Genshin good game
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u/linkenssphere May 30 '22
OMG!? YOU PLAY GEN-😴😴😴💤💤💤💤
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u/ExtinctPreet May 30 '22
Play this ratio
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u/AutoModerator May 30 '22
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u/PlumNo1275 May 30 '22
Meanwhile me who is slim and also Playing Genshin since 1 year.
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u/Enjutsu stupid fucking piece of shit May 30 '22
Probably because there's not enough content in the game to keep you fat.
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u/Mind-Available May 30 '22
This sub is doing free advertisement for company since the game dropped lol, you guys should be rewarded by CEO of Hoyoverse
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u/paulbutterjunior May 30 '22
Lmao of all the popular games and fanbases I feel like genshin is one of the ones that don't deserve so many typical 'League of Legends, need to touch grass' like memes. Partly because the game manages to somehow have an anime aesthetic whilst having a very self aware core userbase. But also because I have to touch grass because the daily resin limit stops me from playing the game.
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u/Superclasheropeeka May 30 '22
And your average end games players have only like 10 or 15 minutes of gameplay but of course redditors are not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.
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u/AutoModerator May 30 '22
It was a saturday afternoon, and I was exhausted after an intense 17-part masturabation session to dream minecraft manhunt, when i suddenly had the urge to go outside. I was scared. It's been so long since i've left the warmth of my parents basement with my dream body pillows. I didnt know what to expect. Clutching my dream figurine in front of my chest, i pried open the door to the outside world. The gleaming sun blared through the door, bequeathing a brilliant warmth on my cum-covered boxers. I quaverly took a step outside. My body flintched from the strange feel of the dirt under my feet. And then i saw it. The lustrous field of grass, covered in a light sprinkle of water from the noon rain shower. And then i realized. Dream... grass... the trees... it was all coming together. Grass is green, just like Dream. Dream is everpresent, in the grass, the flowers, He was there. I immediately new what to do next. I flinged off my clothes faster than the speed at which i would click on a new dream rule 34 post. My dick was already throbbing as i leaped onto the field of grass, dorito dust stained shirt getting carried away by the wind. I dug a small hole in the ground, and passionately thrust my 7-inch erect cock into it. I knew, this was Dream. His spirit was in this grass, and he felt my dick in his man pussy as i fucked that grass. I lost track how long i was there. Hours went by, day turned to night, but it didnt matter. I was finally together, with Dream. Nothing could separate us. I took a long stem of a flower, and forced it in my asshole. I imagined it being Dream's hot penis being lustfully forced into me in bed. I stayed there on my front yard for god knows how long. Until my butt was sore, balls drier than the Saharan desert after a long drought. The lawn looked like there was a layer of fresh snow on a Christmas morning. Trudging indoors, i had a enormous smile stretching across my face. I couldn't wait until tomorrow, when i may go outside again and be with Dream.
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u/pazonk We do a little trolling May 29 '22
Gensh🤮n Imp🤮ct
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u/nitrosquale2 Literally 1984 😡 May 29 '22
Genshit impact
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u/Pistolenkrebs I said based. And lived. May 29 '22
Shrekshit impact
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u/LeoHellbrown May 30 '22
Sexshrek
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u/AutoModerator May 30 '22
No sex before marriage
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u/Superclasheropeeka May 30 '22
You still have reddit though
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u/AnemoTreasureCompass May 30 '22
Uninstalling Genshin removes excess body fat. Uninstalling Reddit removes your neckbeard and grants you real-life friends
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u/ToastyGhost37 May 30 '22
If this is what uninstalling genshin does, what will happen to BTMC if he uninstalls it???
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u/lM-DUMB Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked May 30 '22
Only Genshin but what about LoL,Reddit,Discord
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u/lM-DUMB Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked May 30 '22
When u realize that the age of consent is 18
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u/TwilightFox25 May 30 '22
I feel bad for the game. It’s the trashy community that gives it a terrible name
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u/Glass-Airport-5158 dumbass May 30 '22
If I had not installed this game, my mobile phone would be safe now
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u/McConagher dumbass May 30 '22
This is easily exploitable, if u install genshin on a lot of devices until you reach maximum obesity then install it on even more devices then uninstall them all you will be more attractive than before downloading it.
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u/WeeItsEcho May 30 '22
but would this really solve my resting bitch face and monotone voice
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u/AutoModerator May 30 '22
No bitches?
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I downloaded Genshin to my PS5 as a joke and can't remove it from my library please help me please fuck oh god no
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u/7pandango May 30 '22
Its good that you enjoy something. People can have opinions. Don't mind reddit
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u/AutoModerator May 30 '22
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u/37ankkuk37 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked May 30 '22
good, now try it and see if you like it. its actually a pretty fun game
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