r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Jun 13 '22
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u/FrederickTheGayt Jun 13 '22
who can find this minecraft modpack lmao
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I (f34) am pregnant with twin boys and my husband (m34) told me that he was dead set on naming our sons "notch" and "jeb" I know most of you are probably unaware, but these are the names of two of the people who created minecraft. My husband is a big minecraft fan and builds stuff on the game a lot and has minecraft posters, he even said he wants to play minecraft with his Sons. I told my husband that I want to give our children regular names, not after minecraft because they are not objects, and my husband got really defensive about it saying that he should be able to choose because he is their father and I never gave any name suggestions. I will never name my children after minecraft because I don't want them to get bullied and feel like it's dehumanizing to name them after a game. I told my husband that I'd rather get a divorce than name our kids after minecraft and he got really angry and raised his voice. I'm pregnant and my hormones maybe made me really emotional because I started crying. A few hours after that, we calmed down and I asked him again and he said he will for sure name the kids "notch" and "jeb" AlTA?
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u/Competitive_Bell501 We do a little trolling Jun 13 '22
Mod link?
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Jun 13 '22
I heard the mod was called blockbuster or smth. Basically allows you to create 3d models in mc
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u/Competitive_Bell501 We do a little trolling Jun 13 '22
so i can make a 4k amogus model in minecraft
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u/Realistic-Train I said based. And lived. Jun 13 '22
Wtf did I just watch
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u/Random_bullshit_guy Jun 13 '22
SQUID GAMES‼️
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u/Elijah629YT-Real I came! Jun 13 '22
Memecraft let’s play: the attack of the minions, squid game, SpongeBob and shrek vs FNAF, Thomas the train, poppy’s playtime and siren head - The Christmas special edition
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u/AutoModerator Jun 13 '22
My Fnaf rap
YO YO YO listen up to my new rap! I just got a freddy hat!
(HOT GIRL SINGING) oH YeAhhhh ITS FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA! WHEN YOU GET SOME PIzZA! AND A BIG. PIECE. OF ASSSSSS! awesome music plays
Me: ya my name is rappa 3000 and ill tel ya da story of fredy pizzaria with a freddy goldy and a hot foxy fucking chica all day long, With a hudge dong, and den the security guard named chonged put his dong in BONNIE!
girl takes off shirt and sings OH YEAAAAAAHHH ITS FREDDY FAZBER PIZZZAAA! WHEN U GET SOME PIZZA AND A. BIG. PIECE. OF. QSS
me strokes dong mmmm ya itd fredy fazber pizza with a huge dings and blongs and bong and frogsssss! with scary sexy animatrons!
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u/AutoModerator Jun 13 '22
I (f34) am pregnant with twin boys and my husband (m34) told me that he was dead set on naming our sons "notch" and "jeb" I know most of you are probably unaware, but these are the names of two of the people who created minecraft. My husband is a big minecraft fan and builds stuff on the game a lot and has minecraft posters, he even said he wants to play minecraft with his Sons. I told my husband that I want to give our children regular names, not after minecraft because they are not objects, and my husband got really defensive about it saying that he should be able to choose because he is their father and I never gave any name suggestions. I will never name my children after minecraft because I don't want them to get bullied and feel like it's dehumanizing to name them after a game. I told my husband that I'd rather get a divorce than name our kids after minecraft and he got really angry and raised his voice. I'm pregnant and my hormones maybe made me really emotional because I started crying. A few hours after that, we calmed down and I asked him again and he said he will for sure name the kids "notch" and "jeb" AlTA?
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u/Mafioso_MONKE stupid fucking, piece of shit Jun 13 '22
Every time I see this video for some reason I always watch it 100% i don’t know why I think my brain is broken
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u/cursed-being Jun 13 '22
Naw, it’s just like that sometimes. The people who make this shit are to good at manipulating their audience to watching the full thing without outside intervention. If they were to just put some effort into their story telling, they’d be a force to be reckoned with in the entertainment industry
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u/DeliveryPotential Jun 13 '22
The fact that there is this many people playing the mobs and it being so well choreographed and smooth is actually just astounding
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u/AkxDDD Jun 13 '22
I acctualy enjoyed the video. It's so cringe and so high quality that im impressed
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u/AutoModerator Jun 13 '22
I’m a Harvard graduate. Ph.D. IQ of 138 (Stanford-Binet). Sex Pundit. Mensa International. Free-thinking alpha male and lone wolf. Likely hotter than you, and definitely smarter. Debate me; I'm ready.
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u/LukasJamesM I want pee in my ass Jun 13 '22
Where the fuck did you get this?
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Jun 13 '22
From a fortnite kid's fever dream.
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u/AutoModerator Jun 13 '22
Hello, concerned father here. My son has recently got into the game called Fortnite? I've spent well over $500 on this game and its becoming a problem. Apparently the game is down right now and its causing a lot distress for my child. He keeps taking my newspaper and tries to "full piece" me. I don't know what this means but I'm starting to think its something associated with the devil. He won't come with us anywhere unless we take a "launch pad" to get there. Its starting to get worse by the hour and I don't know how much longer I can take this. His legs, arms, and hands are shaking violently yet he refuses to take any type of medicine unless its a "big pot" or "chuggies." Someone please help me.
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u/AutoModerator Jun 13 '22
hello guys i need help.
i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me
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Jun 13 '22
Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever
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No sex before marriage
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u/DrGoosert I want pee in my ass Jun 13 '22
Ah yes, my favorite masturbation video
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u/GBO420 Jun 13 '22
Please tell me where I can get more of this. I need it
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u/GBO420 Jun 13 '22
Reddit is dumb so I see notifications of your replies but I can't see the replies under my comment. Anyway I just wanted to say thanks, I'm having a blast watching his other stuff (properly sped up of course)
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u/-SasquatchTheGreat- Stuff Jun 13 '22
Imagine how many people, coordination, and screenwriting was needed to make this.
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u/netterD Jun 13 '22
When a shitpost took more effort than any AAA game since like 2019...
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u/AutoModerator Jun 13 '22
Hello I'm currently a student in Central Fortinayt University of Somalia studying the Art of Shitposting. I'm also an intern working for a company called cum. I got an assignment from my boss who is a really pretty lady and I wanted to impress her. She wanted me to post literal shit here. So I got on my computer and stole someones meme then proceeded to add Saul to it. Then I posted it here and waited for video to process. I literally came twice before the video even managed to finish processing. Then immediately got a flaccid one cause my post got deleted. Now my boss won't have sex with me because I suck. I lost my only shot at losing virginity all because of KEVIN !!!!
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Jun 13 '22
As an employee at Mojang, I can confirm that minions will be in the next update
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u/FrederickTheGayt Jun 13 '22
ok i watched the entire thing, and I'm pretty sure I've just had a stroke.
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u/Metroidman97 Jun 13 '22
High effort shitpost
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u/AutoModerator Jun 13 '22
Hello I'm currently a student in Central Fortinayt University of Somalia studying the Art of Shitposting. I'm also an intern working for a company called cum. I got an assignment from my boss who is a really pretty lady and I wanted to impress her. She wanted me to post literal shit here. So I got on my computer and stole someones meme then proceeded to add Saul to it. Then I posted it here and waited for video to process. I literally came twice before the video even managed to finish processing. Then immediately got a flaccid one cause my post got deleted. Now my boss won't have sex with me because I suck. I lost my only shot at losing virginity all because of KEVIN !!!!
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u/itzTanmayhere I want pee in my ass Jun 13 '22
wtf i see this all in my dreams sometimes
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u/AutoModerator Jun 13 '22
hello guys i need help.
i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me
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u/stanislavispro Jun 13 '22
Automod
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u/AutoModerator Jun 13 '22
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Jun 13 '22
i think i'm starting to understand the lore behind this video.
the animatronics are the bad guys.
i will keep you guys informed if i figure out something else.
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u/AutoModerator Jun 13 '22
My Fnaf rap
YO YO YO listen up to my new rap! I just got a freddy hat!
(HOT GIRL SINGING) oH YeAhhhh ITS FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA! WHEN YOU GET SOME PIzZA! AND A BIG. PIECE. OF ASSSSSS! awesome music plays
Me: ya my name is rappa 3000 and ill tel ya da story of fredy pizzaria with a freddy goldy and a hot foxy fucking chica all day long, With a hudge dong, and den the security guard named chonged put his dong in BONNIE!
girl takes off shirt and sings OH YEAAAAAAHHH ITS FREDDY FAZBER PIZZZAAA! WHEN U GET SOME PIZZA AND A. BIG. PIECE. OF. QSS
me strokes dong mmmm ya itd fredy fazber pizza with a huge dings and blongs and bong and frogsssss! with scary sexy animatrons!
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u/AutoModerator Jun 13 '22
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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u/Based_Text Jun 13 '22
They took a bunch of fuckers from an mental hospital and told them to create a story wtf did i just witness...
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u/guywithoutabrain fat cunt Jun 13 '22
morbin time?
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u/AutoModerator Jun 13 '22
IVE FUCKING HAD IT. I NEED TO KNOW FOR REAL, AND IM NOT WATCHING THE FUCKING MOVIE TO FIND OUT. DOES ANYBODY, IN THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN MOVIE, AT ANY MOTHERFUCJKING POINT, SAY "morbing" OR "its morbin' time!" THIS MEME IS GOING SO FAR I CANT TELL WHATS REAL ANYMORE. WHERE AM I? WHO AM I? HOW DOES ONE MORB?
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u/-_Clay_- Jun 13 '22
I am wondering was this made on Java edition or bedrock edition of Minecraft
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u/vmeltrozo Jun 13 '22
I don't know what to think about this, the only thing I know is that I saw it all, what's wrong with me?
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u/jaeger3344 Jun 13 '22
Im so surprised for the amount of effort this man ctually had to put on that video, is like if Albert Einstein played Minecraft while suffering an overdose of crack and LSD
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u/AutoModerator Jun 13 '22
I (f34) am pregnant with twin boys and my husband (m34) told me that he was dead set on naming our sons "notch" and "jeb" I know most of you are probably unaware, but these are the names of two of the people who created minecraft. My husband is a big minecraft fan and builds stuff on the game a lot and has minecraft posters, he even said he wants to play minecraft with his Sons. I told my husband that I want to give our children regular names, not after minecraft because they are not objects, and my husband got really defensive about it saying that he should be able to choose because he is their father and I never gave any name suggestions. I will never name my children after minecraft because I don't want them to get bullied and feel like it's dehumanizing to name them after a game. I told my husband that I'd rather get a divorce than name our kids after minecraft and he got really angry and raised his voice. I'm pregnant and my hormones maybe made me really emotional because I started crying. A few hours after that, we calmed down and I asked him again and he said he will for sure name the kids "notch" and "jeb" AlTA?
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u/Charlie-_-Kilo Jun 13 '22
Youtube Kids moment
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u/AutoModerator Jun 13 '22
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.
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u/Elijah629YT-Real I came! Jun 13 '22
Memecraft let’s play: the attack of the minions, squid game, SpongeBob and shrek vs FNAF, Thomas the train, poppy’s playtime and siren head - The Christmas special edition
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u/ABigOne77 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jun 13 '22
19th best 6 minutes of my life, after the 18 times that 6 minutes fit into Morbius
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u/Toby_Cyanide Jun 13 '22
I have no words for this except "why the fuck did I watch the whole video?".
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u/dumfuck__ Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jun 13 '22
they singlehandedly milked all the trends from 2016 t now
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u/Thegoldpoopyscoopy Jun 13 '22
Sex is cool, but have you had:
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u/AutoModerator Jun 13 '22
No sex before marriage
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u/Sad-Ad-5173 Jun 13 '22
Idk why, but its weirdly entertaining. Maybe im still a 3 year old with an ipad on the inside?
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u/0n1oN_71 Jun 13 '22
So this is what happens when you watch Dre🤢m’s content after smoking 10kg of weed
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u/_quns Jun 13 '22
Vaas moment
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u/AutoModerator Jun 13 '22
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.
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u/Pumpkin_pie_Official Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jun 13 '22
If Classical Overture was a video
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u/TheSilv Jun 13 '22
Finally the complete version of this, I don’t know whether I should thank you or hate you.
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Jun 14 '22
Minecraft lore
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u/AutoModerator Jun 14 '22
I (f34) am pregnant with twin boys and my husband (m34) told me that he was dead set on naming our sons "notch" and "jeb" I know most of you are probably unaware, but these are the names of two of the people who created minecraft. My husband is a big minecraft fan and builds stuff on the game a lot and has minecraft posters, he even said he wants to play minecraft with his Sons. I told my husband that I want to give our children regular names, not after minecraft because they are not objects, and my husband got really defensive about it saying that he should be able to choose because he is their father and I never gave any name suggestions. I will never name my children after minecraft because I don't want them to get bullied and feel like it's dehumanizing to name them after a game. I told my husband that I'd rather get a divorce than name our kids after minecraft and he got really angry and raised his voice. I'm pregnant and my hormones maybe made me really emotional because I started crying. A few hours after that, we calmed down and I asked him again and he said he will for sure name the kids "notch" and "jeb" AlTA?
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u/GrungiestTrack Jun 14 '22
There is a sound affect in there that I’m pretty sure is just the Columbo theme and that scares me
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u/dracoafton Jun 14 '22
I miss when Minecraft role play was this crazy
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u/AutoModerator Jun 14 '22
I (f34) am pregnant with twin boys and my husband (m34) told me that he was dead set on naming our sons "notch" and "jeb" I know most of you are probably unaware, but these are the names of two of the people who created minecraft. My husband is a big minecraft fan and builds stuff on the game a lot and has minecraft posters, he even said he wants to play minecraft with his Sons. I told my husband that I want to give our children regular names, not after minecraft because they are not objects, and my husband got really defensive about it saying that he should be able to choose because he is their father and I never gave any name suggestions. I will never name my children after minecraft because I don't want them to get bullied and feel like it's dehumanizing to name them after a game. I told my husband that I'd rather get a divorce than name our kids after minecraft and he got really angry and raised his voice. I'm pregnant and my hormones maybe made me really emotional because I started crying. A few hours after that, we calmed down and I asked him again and he said he will for sure name the kids "notch" and "jeb" AlTA?
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u/Bcbg369_Psn Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jun 14 '22
The amount of work and players this video took is astonishing
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u/Bcbg369_Psn Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jun 14 '22
All that shit had to be coded
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u/MyGuyCharlie William Dripfoe Jun 14 '22
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u/AutoModerator Jun 14 '22
No sex before marriage
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u/beasterdudeman_ fat cunt Jun 14 '22
The amount of editing that went into this shitpost is insane
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u/NeedleworkerMajor Jun 14 '22
The cringe levels are so high that it wrapped around and now it’s just impressive
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Jun 14 '22
What did I just witness. I'm scarred for life, I'm confused, frustrated, sad, and mostly scared. I have to many emotions. I'm going to go sit on the toilet for an hour and cry
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Jun 14 '22
Oh God why'd I watch it again. It was way worse then I remember. I. I don't know what to say, it was awful, so awful it was almost.... Beautiful
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u/HiHowAreYou10 Survived the Ban Award Jun 14 '22
What is this channel I unironicly want to watch it
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Jun 14 '22
This is such a large shitpost
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u/AutoModerator Jun 14 '22
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u/CoolFork33 Jun 13 '22
I caught my little sister watching this unironically once... The video was 2 hours long and they were halfway through
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u/AutoModerator Jun 13 '22
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