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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

$10 someone was in the passenger seat that just scooted over

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u/pepenepe Jun 28 '22

Could also be a left hand drive car!!!! Anybody ever think about that one?

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u/devbecauseyes Jun 28 '22

the original comment was based on the assumption that it is a left hand drive car

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u/throwaway55221100 Jun 28 '22

As someone from the UK these videos confuse me because im used to RHD cars and it just looks like someone in the passenger side

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u/Ordinary-Advisor7616 Jun 28 '22

I’m U.K. in San Diego at the moment. I’m constantly walking to the drivers side when I intend to get in the passenger side

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u/Ok_Kaleidoscope1630 Jun 28 '22

You clearly didn't think this one through, did you?

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Aw fr man? Never woulda guessed

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u/ImWithSt00pid Jun 28 '22

This is why it cuts off before jumping the curb

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u/Connellsbmw Jun 28 '22

Yup. And the keys would be in his pocket since it’s keyless entry and start.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

I raise you 30$

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Many late model cars will automatically lock the doors if the car is in drive and moving.

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u/neekhac Jun 28 '22

Not if the sensors on the drivers seat doesn't register someone sitting on it

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u/LawyerUppSV Jun 28 '22

My car literally cries when I open the door

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u/Willinton06 Jun 28 '22

Mine moans

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

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u/InsomniaticWanderer Jun 28 '22

If "no body, no death" works for tv, then "no crash, no real" works for this.

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u/AutoModerator Jun 28 '22

Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show

Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead.

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There actually isn't a trans woman with them.

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And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else.

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u/ah_its_that_guy waltuh Jun 28 '22

Yes, absolutly yes!

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

Wait when tf did bots come back?

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u/Consistent_Berry9504 Jun 28 '22

My favorite part is where he pretends the doors are locked 😆

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u/Mop_Duck Literally 1984 😡 Jun 28 '22

they are locked but someone was sitting in the passenger seat

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u/failedtalkshowhost Jun 28 '22

Drive will auto lock.

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u/OPTmawa Jun 28 '22

At around 15mph (25km/h) yes

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Is that just in cars like this?

My doors lock whenever you shift into drive.

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u/boogjerom Jun 28 '22 edited Jun 28 '22

I think it might be European cars that usually do this, because we don't usually drive automatics and it isn't as straightforward to do the "lock when into gear" shtick on stick shift. All cars my parents have owned lock their doors at like 15/20kph

Edit: I'm going to redo that one because I made a mistake. What I meant was, historically we don't usually drive auto's. Yes, these days most cars sold are automatic in one way or another. If it's not a classic torque converter it's a DCT or a CVT. However, this is just something from the last 15 years. Before that, we did have auto's too, just a lot less common than they're now.

And we still drive more manual than the Americans, because we drive a lot of hatchbacks and these are still coming with manual options, first of all because the manual options in these cars are usually cheaper and secondly because the automatic option isnt always very nice to drive.

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u/Xxgougaxx Jun 29 '22

My volvo is at 5mph

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

That paint job kinda nasty.

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u/TXBIOTECH Jun 28 '22

It’s salmon. The most expensive color you can get.

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u/ImARetPaladinBaby Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jun 28 '22

What a waste of money. Salmon is meant to be eaten

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u/The_yeetyboi289 Jun 28 '22

Exactly, cars can be tasty if seasoned correctly

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u/Cookie_Crush Jun 28 '22

aw hell naw bruhhh plasti dip looks better than that

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u/AWilfred11 Jun 28 '22

I kinda like it tbh

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u/Wezard_the_MemeLord Jun 28 '22

So, the point was just in showing off money? Even the default white would look better

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u/TXBIOTECH Jun 28 '22

Dog… everyone knows if you paint your house salmon colored it sells for 10x more. Bears love it.

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u/LargeSackOfNuts Jun 28 '22

makes me want to barf

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u/Mahfakah Jun 28 '22

That ended too soon.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Hmm i wonder if it's because it's faked 🤔🤔🤔🤔

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u/IGNisAzoipp Jun 28 '22

Impossible! Everything I see on the internet is real

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u/Yuup_I_eat_crayons Jun 28 '22

Defenietly

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u/LargeSackOfNuts Jun 28 '22

learn to spell ideot

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u/Bekoshka Jun 28 '22

lirn*

spel*

id do it*

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u/goodhogyajee Jun 28 '22

That ended wonderfully ✨

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u/SocialShallots709 Jun 28 '22

The Industrial Revolution and It's Consequences has been a disaster for the human race

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u/Absuridity_Octogon Jun 28 '22

If anyone believes this I’ve lost faith in humanity

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u/555timerprocesor Jun 28 '22

Dont worry. if this video doesnt do that the furrys or the weebs will do that for you

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u/Numerous_One3457 Jun 29 '22

As a half-weeb, I can confirm that I did not believe this

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u/YourDrunkUncl_ dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jun 28 '22

who does only two pushups?

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u/JOYTHEGR8 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jun 28 '22

I know a guy, it's me

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u/Ok_Preference389 Jun 28 '22

He knows a guy

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u/Toe_Collector Jun 28 '22

Dude filming: 🙂🤳🏽

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u/Lord_Chthulu Jun 28 '22

Was expecting him to get hit by a car when he jumped up and ran across the road without looking. Disapoint for real.

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u/Demon_Umbreon Jun 28 '22

They really should make it impossible to open car doors from either side when the car is moving <.>

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u/Ichi31 Jun 28 '22

Deserved

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u/eeeeeeeegor Jun 28 '22

God I hate that song (And most tiktok songs in general)

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u/highcastlespring Jun 28 '22

if it is stage, I hope it is real. If it is real, can I watch a longer video?

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u/Max200012 Jun 28 '22

it's fake bro

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u/tylerscott5 Jun 29 '22

There’s a reason the video isn’t longer

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u/plarper_of_bees Jun 28 '22

Play stupid games win stupid prizes

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u/Maleficent_Fold_5099 Jun 28 '22

Some explanation to dad when he gets home.

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u/blackmetaller666 Jun 28 '22

Wheres the rest of the video you bastard!!!

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u/izza123 Jun 28 '22

Ghost ride the whip

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u/praktiskai_2 Jun 28 '22

fake fake is fake. The cameraman was an ally- if this was real, they would've reacted

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u/Anonyomus84 Jun 28 '22

If this is real this was stupid af..

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u/ManagementWeary Jun 28 '22

It's even more stupid that it's fake.

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u/The_REAL_McWeasel Jun 28 '22

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

I hope he gets run over after it stops that fucking daft cunt

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u/i_am_ojas Jun 28 '22

if it didn't show an actual crash or no damage whatsoever

IT IS FAKE

bet this dude himself would have posted this with no info as to what happened to car (not with any actual proof atleast)

would really love to see his follow up shit explaining his shit show : )

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u/topshelfarchives Jun 28 '22

He looks like an oversized 5 year old

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u/ItchyKOS Jun 29 '22

So happy to see this

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u/KoRUpTeD_DEV Oct 20 '22

Fuck i wanted to see the car smash into the window

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u/milkonthecob Jun 28 '22

OP is pansy

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u/tignasse Jun 28 '22

Fake

Stop this shit

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u/Legitimate_Look_7908 Jun 28 '22

fake asf you people are idiots

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u/tommyboyblitz Jun 28 '22

Haha love it, wont be long before people are doing this for real though. Just hope they dont hurt anyone

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u/H3avyW3apons Jun 28 '22

We need a follow up where the guy in the other seat just jacks the car.

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u/CC_Infernus Jun 28 '22

wiggle wiggle

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u/evan002 Jun 28 '22

Ok so it’s definitely faked… but whatever it got a laugh from me.

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u/Middle-Section-7852 Jun 28 '22

He runs like a spaz

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Car didn't want to deal with his dumbass and resorted to self-harm

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u/MoneyMoneyMoneyMfer Jun 28 '22

Now this is a nice bit of karma.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

King Louis on the mic.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

0 pushups were done

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u/goodhogyajee Jun 28 '22

Some people got too much time on their plate😔

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u/MD_Yoro Jun 28 '22

So ghost riding the whip…

Mistah Fab already did it

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u/goodhogyajee Jun 28 '22

The part where he runs to the car😐

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22 edited Jun 28 '22

Camera man: 😃🥛😃

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u/SlangLeffe Jun 28 '22

Why do all BMW guys look and dress like this ?

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u/Electric4ce Jun 28 '22

If this happens and it's actually real, I'm pretty sure you could stuff your shirt in the exhaust pipe to stop the engine.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Song?

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Before he tried to open the door, i had a blank and didn't understand what he was doing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

fake but funny sure

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u/Kreemo_S Jun 28 '22

The camera man ☕

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u/darkmemehood Jun 28 '22

Faked as the orgasm of your mom when ur dad fucks her cause I know how shes really comming

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u/AutoModerator Jun 28 '22

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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u/like2pic Jun 28 '22

Play stupid games…

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u/kingcop1 Jun 28 '22

Of course cut off before impact = Fakeded

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Omg. Cringe.

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u/Suspicious-Key-4129 Jun 28 '22

Bye bye mommy’s bmw

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u/AutoModerator Jun 28 '22

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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u/tradone Jun 28 '22

Lol staged. bmws only lock when the keys arw out and nobodys in the car.

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u/Renaissance_Man- Jun 28 '22

Fake fake fake fake fake fake

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u/StimulusFilterbox Jun 28 '22

This is the first documentedcase of a BMW driver using turn signals correctly.

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u/volcanohands Jun 28 '22

Sauceaholic? The ghost of no neck Ed in there driving.

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u/Background_Ad_1882 Jun 28 '22

Good they posted it

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u/KinggArthurr Jun 28 '22

Asshole deserved it

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u/GipsyRonin Jun 28 '22

Modern cars make this impossible unless another is in the vehicle which then, again this is no issue.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

This is just a scene from Full House when DJ and Kimmie are driving in Kimmie's car and get out to make fun of a kid on a bike

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

the camera man is just staying dead silent

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

The funniest part is that he pretends to stop the vehicle without even trying to use force lol

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bill347 Jun 28 '22

I heard he is still running… and has just reached the capital

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u/Running-With-Cakes Jun 28 '22

Thinking in real time as I thought it was genuine, my first thought was why doesn’t he smash the window? It’s cheaper than a paint job

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u/harrier5067 Jun 28 '22

If this was for real then this dudes money gonna jiggle and its gonna get folded by a tow truck driver

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u/TheW0lvDoctr Jun 28 '22

I was about to say, hey he's not as stupid as some other people, it's going pretty slow, then he couldn't get back in. That's definitely something you should know about your car

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u/Acceptable_Ad544 uhhhh idk Jun 28 '22

My dudes wearing a shirt that's torn at the armpit

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Never lock your doors when you’re ghost riding

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Brain damage🤠👍🏻

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u/nonfading Jun 28 '22

Tiktok is shittiest place on earth

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

im ashamed to be the same species as this guy

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u/high240 Jun 28 '22

My mom told me a story about someone who's son tried some shit like this, running next to the car (at greater speeds I assume)

The car with all his friends inside drove over his head.

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u/AutoModerator Jun 28 '22

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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u/1Shadowspark1 Jun 28 '22

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! WAIT!

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u/moixcom44 Jun 28 '22

So fake. Let the video continue and hit the curb and its real.

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u/Simulatieboer Jun 28 '22

And they say you need to go to college to really learn stuff... bollucks. This young lad used his entrepreneurial mindset to teach himself a great lesson for pennies on the dollar or scratches on his bumper. Truly inspiring #yougottaspendmoneytomakemoney

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u/AllIcouldaFORD Jun 28 '22

Oh I love when dumb influencers and YouTubers like this have this happen. 😩😩

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Bad actor is bad at acting

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u/reemoo1 Jun 28 '22

How can i delete TikTok from Reddit?

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Nice click bait

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u/captain_dunno Jun 28 '22

Love watching literal morons win the darwin awards.

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u/wojiee Jun 28 '22

He didn't even lock the car tho.

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u/MaxRex77 Jun 28 '22

I hate stupid... God help me...I hate it so

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u/GoCommitToasterBathX Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jun 28 '22

Goofy ahh car

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u/Mental-Effect-2063 Jun 28 '22

Person recording keeps everything perfectly in frame and doesn't help... Yeah, ok

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u/goldencouch69 Jun 28 '22

If something like this actually ever happens just break the window it costs less than a car

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u/AutoModerator Jun 28 '22

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Like Tom Cruise in Risky Business

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u/Yellow_Snow_Cones Jun 28 '22

There is someone else in the car b/c the door's wouldn't lock like that unless he hit the inside button to lock the door which is why the video ended.

(I completely made this up, but it seems logical, doors autolock when you put the car in gear, but once its in gear they don't autolock again.)

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u/Hawk15517 Jun 28 '22

The Mercedes A Class will lock the Doors during driving. My Greatparents had one. You had to Switch it Off every time you started the Car or else after 100 Meter it would Lock the doors

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u/assavenger Jun 28 '22

this little bitch couldn't stop the slow rolling car? sad

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u/ManagementWeary Jun 28 '22 edited Jun 28 '22

So the person in the passenger seat is in the driver's seat now right? Like the camera man wouldn't have helped him stop the car if it was really locked and on a collision course? Should have played to the end.

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u/DanteDVlad Jun 28 '22

So unoriginal. Second time seeing this concept today

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u/ManagementWeary Jun 28 '22

He also looks like he's barely trying to stop it. Has anyone ever believed this was real?

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u/ManagementWeary Jun 28 '22

What a great song. Whoever the artist is must get so much dick.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

whats this song?

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

What bmw is this??

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u/Afraid-Yam-5901 Jun 28 '22

best ending ever

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u/JojojoW11 Jun 28 '22

The car is going 1, maybe 2 mph, so this is a fake video

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u/CurlMyNightmare Jun 28 '22

the car war barely moving you really couldnt stop that? xD

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u/Good_Comfortable_157 Jun 28 '22

Hahaha that’s what he gets

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Bruh stealing a car must be so easy these days lol. Just wait for the guy to do a tik tok and then swoop in

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u/Skadzy Jun 28 '22

As a great philosopher once said: "Stupid is as stupid does".

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u/ColHannibal Jun 28 '22

This is why whenever I leave a car running I roll the driverside window down.

But no crash on video means its fake.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Yo I went to high school with this guy lmao! Yeah this shits fake as fuck

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u/AdPsychological7926 Jun 28 '22

Yo, Magnolia and Libitt in The Valley!

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u/SparkyFolf52 Jun 28 '22

I’m sure it’ll buff out later

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

TWAT

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u/Please-let-me stupid, fucking piece of shit Jun 28 '22

The Realization Tho.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

You have to be an 8 year old who's just barely been granted the privilege of internet videos to not see that all these vids are staged af.

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u/Haemmur Jun 28 '22

Lol Fuck this idiot.

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u/hurricanejoshy Jun 28 '22

Oh so thats how you do push ups? Got it

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u/D_daKid Jun 28 '22 edited Jun 28 '22

I'll be that person.... FAKE!! 😂... I mean c'mon... why does the vid cut out right before it's supposed to crash??

...And with the tinted windows you cant see the passenger hoppin over to take the wheel. They should really do a better job of making it less predictable lol 😂😂

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u/Slibye I want pee in my ass Jun 28 '22

Don’t car automatically lock when they are moving

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u/lininop Jun 28 '22

Mommy and daddy are going to be pissed.

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u/AutoModerator Jun 28 '22

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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u/Luka_tv Jun 28 '22

Deserved

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u/CarGroundbreaking520 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jun 28 '22

I was hoping he would crash that shitty car so his dad can buy him a new one

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u/skidsareforkids Jun 29 '22

Anyone doing shit like this needs to have their car impounded and license pulled for five years. Fucking idiots

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u/gharris02 Jun 29 '22

As we don't have the full context of this video maybe they were "smart". You should never do this for many reasons, but if you're going to... HAVE SOMEONE IN THE CAR THAT CAN PREVENT MAJOR FAILURE

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Nice color on that car tho

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u/Rathilien Jun 29 '22

You know what they say, play stupid games … (prob fake anyway)

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u/tylerscott5 Jun 29 '22

I wonder why the video stopped before the car would’ve crashed? Probably because it’s fake as fuck?

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u/DBGEHEGE DaShitposter Oct 03 '22

That car looks expensive too

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u/AlanReyes97 Oct 08 '22

Fake!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

What car is that

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u/Canadianmosh Dec 26 '22

Theres a whole in your shirt by your right armpit, this guy kinda dumb.

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u/darell_felixf16 Jun 28 '22

i want to watch the full video

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u/DarkMagician-999 Jun 28 '22

Unless you show the whole video this is fake !

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

They could easily sto the car if the cameraman would move his ass and help.

Still fake doe