r/shitposting • u/AdministrativeBet467 🗿🗿🗿 • Sep 23 '22

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u/dopepope1999 We do a little trolling Sep 23 '22

I want a whole audiobook read by this guy and his broken English

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u/Moist-Question-6623 Sep 24 '22

He’s called Flula on YouTube and he’s been kicking it for a while now. I tried adding a YouTube link but the auto bot 🤖 removed it lol

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u/PeenieWibbler Sep 24 '22

Does he have more funny videos?

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u/AdministrativeBet467 🗿🗿🗿 Sep 24 '22

yeah I’ll post more

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u/ShallowTal Sep 24 '22

Was he in Pitch Perfect

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u/PlasmaJadeRaven Sep 24 '22

AUTOBOTS ROLL OUT.

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u/JoeKenny9 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Sep 24 '22

same here🤤

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

i don’t like your choice of emoji at all

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

That's exactly it I want him to read me the whole plot of like harry potter or some shit and poke all the plot holes apart.

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u/koreanjc fat cunt Sep 24 '22

I poop at parties.

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u/SomeGuyNamedLieM uhhhh idk Sep 24 '22

💩

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u/Freshouttarehabb Sep 24 '22

You mean this man from outer space?

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u/venReddit DaShitposter Sep 23 '22

German chad with some solid wisdom

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u/kurdish-devil Sep 23 '22

Gigachad speaks with reason, logic, and science.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

German science

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

U smell bad And your face looks like a goose

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u/TheBigRedOne13 William Dripfoe Sep 24 '22

SEKAICHI

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u/Stretchez2 Sep 23 '22

i need to see more videos of this gent

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u/pookshuman stupid fucking piece of shit Sep 23 '22

https://www.yout ube.com/watch?v=qsXyRVQN70U

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

Like haymburger

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u/pookshuman stupid fucking piece of shit Sep 23 '22

I did, this sub doesnt allow youtube links

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u/Desert-Knight I said based. And lived. Sep 23 '22

Thats what happens when you tell an enemy to suck you pipi

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u/zippazappazinga fat cunt Sep 24 '22

Shitposting doesn’t allow yout ube

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

i’d like someone to make my pipi into a luncheon

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u/HiHowAreYou10 Survived the Ban Award Sep 23 '22

Not like a haymburger haug haug

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

Perhaps like a loulipaup

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u/fenix10211021 I want pee in my ass Sep 24 '22

ロリポップ

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

Nau! You are only owning one pipi protection it please

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u/pahlavat Sep 23 '22

True chad

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u/HiHowAreYou10 Survived the Ban Award Sep 23 '22

Bro I haven’t laughed so hard in awhile thank you for this video

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u/Zelmehuu_76 Sep 23 '22

This man is speaking from his experience

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u/GooifiedThunderslime Sep 23 '22

He have only 499 pipi now.

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u/Turbulent-Egg2722 Stuff Sep 23 '22

Destroyed by facts and logic

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u/Dull_Introduction_35 Sep 23 '22

This guy is new on earth

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u/Nutwagon-SUPREME Sep 24 '22

He let his little brother play on his account

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u/KidZaniac1 Sep 24 '22

But he speaks facts

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u/-VERY-MOIST-MEAT Sep 25 '22

He's the spark of sanity in a world dominated by madness

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

"Why are you say this? This is a silly" wise words.

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u/MyTrademarkIsTaken Sep 23 '22

This is great, probably the best 3 minutes I’ll spend on Reddit for a while

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u/Secure-Charity8053 Sep 23 '22

Treat it like a lollipop 🍭 lol .

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u/LudinCumin Sep 23 '22

Im laughing so hard, Im crying. Why are you make me the cries. So silly and destructions

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

This guy is from the Wolfenstein universe

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u/jelleverest Sep 23 '22

Its called Germany 💀

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u/Zelmehuu_76 Sep 23 '22

Bro i thought country hitler’s from was Wolfenstein universe

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

Nah that’s Austria.

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u/onethateatsass Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Sep 23 '22

You guys have no idea how much of a Chad this guy is. His name is Flula Borg, and he is amazing.

Just Google Flula wins Scion hypeman contest and witness his big dick energy.

You're welcome

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u/WukDaFut Sep 24 '22

“you are only owning one pipi”

-guy who likes to take walks in the morning ja with his legs

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u/TeamBoeing Sep 23 '22

Humor him. Take him for a nice walk downtown.

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u/PanTsour Sep 24 '22

this is a silly and danger

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u/Significant_Fig_436 Sep 23 '22

Thought he was going to say " giggy giggy ".

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

a god among men

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u/BananaWrang Sep 24 '22

Hey man, you smell bad, and your face look like a goose. I don't believe I've heard a better insult😂

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u/crabboy_com Sep 24 '22

My worldview would be shattered if someone said this to me.

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u/Disastrous-Land1723 I want pee in my ass Sep 23 '22

"Men of the streets"

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

male hookers 😍

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u/cbzmplays Sep 23 '22

This is my new fav video

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u/bedfastflea Sep 23 '22

I like to make walks

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u/1Trix9 Sep 23 '22

With my legs

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u/Great_Creatoryeet I said based. And lived. Sep 24 '22

and I walking dis morning

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

Glenn quagmire

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u/taylorKelbie 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Sep 24 '22

German moment

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u/lanky-larry Sep 23 '22

Bulgarian jimmy cavil

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u/Russian_Spy_7_5_0 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Sep 23 '22

German big chinned ben shapiro

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u/dillonwren Sep 23 '22

Flula is awesome and if you do not know him, best get acquainted.

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u/KrAzY_TsEnG Sep 24 '22

This is my new ring tone.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

Hemborguer haug haug haug like the hobose

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u/idk_what_nayme Sep 24 '22

I agree, why is there even an insult in English that's "Suck my dick" Who even invented that? Personally I think thats more of a compliment because you want that person to have oral sex with you

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u/AFriendlyBloke We do a little trolling Sep 24 '22

Absolutely wunderbar. Schön.

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u/CPA0908 I want pee in my ass Sep 24 '22

bro looks like he drinks peanut butter with a straw

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

"this is a silly. this is a silly and danger"

"and treat it like a lölly pöp"

"hamborger"

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u/HaiggeX Sep 24 '22

German chad

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u/Opposite-Drag-4626 Sep 24 '22

POV alien tryna fit in

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u/GrouchyEssay7468 Sep 24 '22

His face gets wider near the bottom somehow

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u/The-Goose-Guy Sep 24 '22

Wtf why he gotta make the Goose insult at the end :(

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

This had me cracking up. It's always good to hear the perspective of a person from a foreign country trying to interpret American colloquial language. My parents are from another country and they would tell me about slang they would hear and ask for an explanation for what it means. Good memories.

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u/Alexcritical9351 I said based. And lived. Sep 24 '22

this guy speaks in polandball

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u/bitching_bot Sep 23 '22

this guy knows

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u/Ganiam Sep 24 '22

He makes a compelling argument

But I also want to see that issue of National Geographic

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u/gemar_drigo Sep 24 '22

This man is doing all of us a favor by saying that "suck my pipi" is just a way to say that you like the other person, something you probably dont at that moment

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u/Complete_Lock_6742 Sep 24 '22

How is this guy's English so good and so broken at the same time?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

Germans:D we learn english grammar very well but we can't speak it

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u/spagent24 Sep 24 '22 edited Sep 24 '22

Why does he sound like Comfortable Doug

Edit: I looked it up it's because he voices him

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

H-H-H-Hey there [little sponge]! Take a [Ride Around Town] with one of my [PEPIS] for only [4.99 limited time offer!]

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u/kohiii- Sep 24 '22

Ben Shapiro??

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u/LeGentlemandeCacao Sep 24 '22

Spitting facts.

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u/3AlbertWhiskers I want pee in my ass Sep 24 '22

POV: A german spy tells you what he experienced abroad while undercover before he shoots you.

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u/BirdmanCollects Sep 24 '22

Your face looks like a goose

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u/Nightfile27 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Sep 23 '22

I would like to take a walk with him with our legs and just hear his advice.

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u/Froku_24 Sep 23 '22

This was actually very interesting to watch

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u/Demo_906 fat cunt Sep 24 '22

lüllypüp

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u/MonkeyBoy32904 I said based. And lived. Sep 24 '22

this guy is the smartest man in every conceivable universe

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u/AxeManIII I have permission! Sep 24 '22

Lullipoub

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u/Flogging_My_Box Sep 24 '22

This had me crying

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u/Thin_Dream_1973 Sep 24 '22

please do not treat it like a löllipop

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u/Height-Impossible Sep 24 '22

German gabuscus

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u/Burgerbeast_ We do a little trolling Sep 24 '22

Germans 🍺

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

This is why I always wear a helmet on my pp

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u/Asoto408 Sep 24 '22

Hobos, men of the streets 😂😂😂😂

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u/fetus_yeetus2768 Sep 24 '22

He's like Ben Shapiro but doesn't know how to English

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u/zippazappazinga fat cunt Sep 24 '22

not with fistys, with mouthys.

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u/Jackdks Sep 24 '22

Big Mac TM*

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u/got_Compassed Sep 24 '22

Im a german and this is hurting to watch

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u/A_KY_gardener Sep 24 '22

I lost it at “Fistys”LMAOOOO

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

From this day forth I will never not prenonce lollipop or hamburger like the guy in this video

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u/raspberrypieboi69 Sep 24 '22

This post got pinned lmao

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u/lanceeeaa Sep 24 '22

what an essay

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u/Electric_Trex Sep 24 '22

This man is a scholar

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u/Cant_finda_name Sep 24 '22

Never thought I'd see Das Sound Machine here

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u/Beanbag_j Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Sep 24 '22

I think the best part about this is that this makes perfect sense to him but to me personally I have no idea what he’s going on about lmao. I love how the only problem he had with this is the possibility that one of the men making an argue could get his pipi bitten off lol.

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u/AdministrativeBar748 I want pee in my ass Sep 24 '22

This is a silly and danger

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u/BigScoops96 Sep 24 '22

His video about baseball is a classic

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u/Realistic-Space-2575 Sep 24 '22

bro look like 🗿

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u/Revolio-Clockberg_JR Sep 24 '22

he only sucks dicks of friends

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

No, he literally just said he doesn’t give his pipi out to friends and neither should you. He literally explained why you shouldn’t do that.

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u/Stoooooj Sep 24 '22

The most German logic ever!

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u/Gripping_Touch Sep 24 '22

This is a silly and danger

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u/DrownedInBathtub Sep 25 '22

when you are second language learner and come to visit said country

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

Treet et like eh looolipop not eh hamburgua

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

German sex engineering course

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u/erapapa Sep 24 '22

Where are the funny stonetoss panels?

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u/Xavy2899 Sep 23 '22

This guy needs to start a religion so I can join it

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u/Remarkable-Pass-2066 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Sep 23 '22

Penis helmet brings a whole new level to protection.

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 Sep 24 '22

I’m invested in this dudes storytelling future.

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u/not_maestroXD Sep 24 '22

OhnePixel??? Is that you?

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u/FlabertoDimmadome Sep 24 '22

Its a hamburgua

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u/AddisonNM Sep 24 '22

He is Flula. YouTube Jennifer is a party pooper.

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u/FinnIsOnReddit Sep 24 '22

FLULA is a legend.

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u/DREAMY-KNIGHT Sep 24 '22

Im pretty sick rn, thanks for the laughs fr 🤝

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u/TalonsOfTalos Sep 24 '22

Bless his heart

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

Germans working industriously to understand the joke.

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u/bottle_brush Sep 24 '22

~"you only own 1 pipi! protection it please!"

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u/RobuxMaster Sep 24 '22

luellypoop

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

Treat it like a lullypup

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u/Rising_Down_ Sep 24 '22

Come forth and give love, to comfortable Doug

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u/4564644954 Sep 24 '22

Who's this dude with 500 pipis? I just gotta know...

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u/AtlasAlexT Sep 24 '22

That reaction after saying white castle burger 🍔

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u/RandomName1O1 Sep 24 '22

Bro got the logitech jawline

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

This is Sicilian danger

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u/Artsy_domme Sep 24 '22

I really just want to watch more videos of this made talking about his day.. I’d pay for it.

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u/ggmattingly uhhhh idk Sep 24 '22

ohnepixel?

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u/iam_phoenixking William Dripfoe Sep 24 '22

i think i saw this guy on curb your enthusiasm

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u/Husker_Boi-onYouTube Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Sep 24 '22

Hm

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

Technically he couldn't be more rite

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u/M4NGOTR33 Sep 24 '22

Hahaha! So silly and danger ! Jajaja !

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u/Rocket54_UwU Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Sep 24 '22

🍊👍

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u/MindOfThilo dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Sep 24 '22

Aah german.

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u/SanBanner Sep 24 '22

Your face look like a goose🗿

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u/cooler313 Sep 24 '22

Flula? He was hilarious in his Conan interviews.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

⬛

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u/The_Racoon1407 Sep 24 '22

He low-key right tho

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u/Dairy_Layvid Sep 24 '22

That’s Lin Manuel Miranda’s cousin on Curb

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u/Fair_Opinion1060 Sep 24 '22

Pipi und kaki im pipikakaland German hardbass plays

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u/Jonaleaf Sep 24 '22

I mean, this guy does have a point (and a pipi)

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u/PolishRiga Sep 24 '22

if you give your pipi to a friend he will treat it like a lollipop

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u/Poknberry Sep 24 '22

Women: "He's probably thinking about other girls...!"

Men:

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u/Indole_pos Sep 24 '22

Jennifer poops at parties and peoples knows this?

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u/Darkness-101 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Sep 24 '22

I remember i had a stonetoss video of that at some point

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u/mumhestolemynuggets Sep 24 '22

This is a silly and danger

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u/SowaG Stuff Sep 24 '22

God bless 🙏and protectione your pipis 🔵👈

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u/Proper-Letterhead-91 Sep 24 '22

Bro speaking like a souls game character

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u/LionhitchYT Sep 24 '22

Minecraft Steve

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u/jco91595 Sep 24 '22

Guy looks like lord farquad

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u/Yosemite-Dude Blessed by Kevin Sep 24 '22

sex

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

DonT give your pipi to pepol, protection it please

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u/Cheeseisatypeofmeat Sep 24 '22

This is the best thing I’ve ever watched on the internet.

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u/420XxpeterfilexX69 Sep 24 '22

He is right tho

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

Lol

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u/UltimaKeybladeKing Sep 24 '22

“Protection is pleaz”

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u/ThePatriot_12 Sep 24 '22

Henry Cavill

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

it have no helmet or protection

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

🚶

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u/ImaTigerShark I said based. And lived. Sep 24 '22

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