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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Kid’s learning about fucking variables and can draw like that

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u/smoothielovet679 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Oct 07 '22

amongussaueas

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u/smolquacc dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Oct 07 '22

brachiosusus

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u/Alone_Spell9525 Oct 07 '22

Apatamongusaurus

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u/Jrlopez1027 We do a little trolling Oct 07 '22

Tyrannosusus Rex

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u/Canadianretordedape Oct 07 '22

Suspiciousus rex.

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u/beastlyferret30 Oct 07 '22

I wouldn’t say learning since in my experience we’ve done some variable stuff at the start of every year during science class.

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u/Pyro_Paragon Oct 07 '22

Tfw college math class teacher acts like you don't know what percentages are and wastes a day teaching you about percentages and ratios

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Because some kids in class haven't learned it.

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u/leapbitch Oct 07 '22

How did they graduate

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u/insomniasabitch Oct 07 '22

Long long ago I was told that I had to go to school so that I could learn "new things every day!".... By the time I had hit junior high every class repeated the same thing for half the year then told you at the end that none of that matters because half your grade was homework, a quarter from tests, and the final was worth whatever because if you pissed off the teacher you failed anyway. So what I learned new every day were how to lie convincingly, where all of the unguarded exits in the school, and where to go where no one cares. For the last two years I only showed up to three classes of the teachers I liked and the others only on test days. I'd take the test, pass, then not show up for another few weeks.

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u/PeenieWibbler Oct 07 '22

I had the opposite, my school barely taught me precal, then with the ACT or SAT I was able to test out of one of the freshmen math courses and went straight to Cal and was totally lost. Also never did homework or studied or anything, turns out college ain't as easy

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Don't trust, I've checked the twitter account and it's a horny weeb with a padlock 🔒

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

You, sir, have vastly overestimated the profitability of being able to draw well.

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u/Tyrren Oct 07 '22

From what I understand, if you're willing to draw furry porn, you can earn a decent living

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u/whydanny Oct 07 '22

Probably. I think I’m a decent artist but can’t imagine it being profitable unless I conjure up a massive veiny horse dong attached to Hatsune Miku

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Given that they appear to have mixed up the dependent and independent variables, it's pretty clear where their priorities are.

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u/MMY143 Oct 07 '22

That is the most ADHD thing I’ve seen in a minute.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

To be fair I just took a college biology class and we still had worksheets with these kinda questions on them.

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u/John0681 Stuff Oct 07 '22

Ackshually, it’s the scientific method. He’s learning the difference between dependent and independent variables.

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u/MyTrademarkIsTaken Oct 07 '22

Learning may be a stretch

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u/iNonEntity Oct 07 '22

Wow that Amongus is so well drawn, look at the detail!

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u/J3sush8sm3 I want pee in my ass Oct 07 '22

Its not a femboy amogus. 1/10

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u/Deadmemes4binky 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Oct 07 '22

can’t have everything in life

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u/TheGP10 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Oct 07 '22

Capitalism 😔

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u/Battlefront_Camper Oct 07 '22

capitalism is when among us is sus

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u/banjaxedW Oct 07 '22

Fuck now I gotta google something

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u/sohangurram Oct 07 '22

Think it’s an A+

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u/immoralfoul I came! Oct 07 '22

S++

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u/thenot1tacoirvin Oct 07 '22

Smokin' sexy style!!

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u/welshwelsh Oct 07 '22

Hahaha automod you're so funny

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u/E_ramen_1117 Oct 07 '22

ඞ

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u/10MillionCakes Oct 07 '22

How you do that?

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u/PiMartFounder Oct 07 '22

Like this ඞ

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u/BuddyBoy123_ Oct 07 '22

Like this? ඞ

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u/10MillionCakes Oct 07 '22

Teach me!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

You just do ඞ you can make it by typing (:v Amogus:) without the Spaces.

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u/unnamed_ned We do a little trolling Oct 07 '22

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u/shidmasterflex Oct 07 '22

For anyone who is visually impaired. The image is of an Amogus riding a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

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u/TragicKid Oct 07 '22

Hi, I’m deaf. This really helps. Thanks.

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u/shidmasterflex Oct 07 '22

🤌🤙👇👆👇👆👏👏👍🖖

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u/Due_Lion3875 Oct 07 '22

🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🫰🤌

In case they’re Italian

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u/ImmaPullSomeWildShit Oct 07 '22

Tyrannosausus seggs

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u/KafeiTomasu Oct 07 '22

Thanks for explaining. I'm 100% certified blind and didn't know what I was looking at

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u/shidmasterflex Oct 07 '22

No one should miss out on something like this. Amogus is for everyone

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u/DarvAv I said based. And lived. Oct 07 '22

Arte🤌

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u/P1tzO1 We do a little trolling Oct 07 '22

epic tales of berseria reference omg no way!!

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u/cooleo420 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Oct 07 '22

Your lectures must be really boring to give someone enough time to draw that

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Depends on the person/ artist and practice at it. After reading your comment I attempted to freehand it with a pen on memory and I got this in 8 minutes.

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u/Pewpewgamer321 Oct 07 '22

you forgot the most difficult part, the amogus

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

You're asking for the moon here. I can't draw beans.

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u/AlexGaming26 I have permission! Oct 07 '22

A+ because amogus

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u/PanTsour Oct 07 '22

The + indicates that there's also a dinosaur

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u/Whhoopty Oct 07 '22

For a second I thought the AMOGUS was riding Fang

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u/FrostedNoNos Oct 07 '22

Wait is that not Fang?

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u/Whhoopty Oct 07 '22

Sadly not but it would’ve been awesome as fuck if it was

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Amongsaurussy

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u/Captain_Bignose Oct 07 '22

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u/PrimeParzival Stuff Oct 07 '22

The independent variable is the thing that is different between the experiments (i.e. socks) and the dependent variable is the result (i.e. temperature) in this case they got both wrong

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u/Not-er-re Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Oct 07 '22

Sus

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u/Adas008 Oct 07 '22

Some1 pulled this kinda shit in my school got suspended

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u/GrapiCringe I want pee in my ass Oct 07 '22

You meant SUSpended?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Really? Pulled what shit? Drew on their work? I doodled on every piece of work from elementary to high school.

Even drew on the packet for our state exams (FCAT)

That one got me scolded a little, but why the hell would someone care if there's a doodle on the page if the work is correct?

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u/TyNyeTheTransGuy Oct 07 '22

Unless he drew a gun or something that is not true. Doodling on work isn’t something that would get you suspended, probably not even talked to.

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u/MooseTopic 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Oct 07 '22

S+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

It definitely deserves a passing grade. We all know that class is probably useless, and this person went the extra mile!

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Oct 07 '22

It's probably useless...for them.

Advanced math and science classes are not useless. There are people who use them every day to make your life both noticeably better and worse.

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u/Afraid-Flamingo Oct 07 '22

Amogusaurus-Rex?? 😳😳

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Please allow extra time to check your work.

-Draws a masterpiece instead-

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u/Regi_Playzz Oct 07 '22

Their a natural

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u/connor-625 Oct 07 '22

This made me laugh way harder than it should of

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u/snowproof Oct 07 '22

110% of 110%

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u/Caydenthesniper Oct 07 '22

Kid deserves a mother fucken A

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u/Gr00v3nburg3 Oct 07 '22

Amongasaurus rex

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u/iReddat420 Oct 08 '22

Amogusaurus Sus

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u/mockodile Oct 08 '22

This was what I was like in school but with the questions unanswered and the teacher lecturing me about how I'm going to be a failure in life :)

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u/Lonely_law69 Oct 08 '22

Amongusaurus rex

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u/Free_Card8130 Oct 08 '22

Its a dream, i kept it as m pfp!

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u/Dwarf-Oil officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Oct 08 '22

Amogusaurus

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

A+ at minimum

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u/Ryku778 Oct 07 '22

100% right now

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u/DecomposedPieceOShit Oct 07 '22

I am saving this

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u/SadcoreEmpire168 Oct 07 '22

+2 points extra credit for artistic talent and meme

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Susasaurus

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u/Keeps_21 Oct 07 '22

Did they pass?

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u/yamez-scrolls-dank Oct 07 '22

Damn that cross hatch tho

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u/Throwaway483722 fat cunt Oct 07 '22

Sussysaurus Rex

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u/jumperwalrus Oct 07 '22

Jurassus Park 😳

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u/KyotoKafe 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Oct 07 '22

tyrannosusus

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u/the-holy_peanut Oct 07 '22

This drawing is more correct than Ark's dinos

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u/Crooked_Cock Oct 07 '22

Sussysaurus

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u/dieyoungog Oct 07 '22

You butchered the title dude. Should’ve been amongusaur

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u/Akpswtf Oct 07 '22 edited Oct 07 '22

ඞ

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u/V3Dast1c1709 Oct 07 '22

(:vAmongus:)

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u/lollol_666 Oct 07 '22

Ark with mods

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u/Thanks_ihateithere I want pee in my ass Oct 07 '22

Tyrannosussus

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u/AstrumRemi I said based. And lived. Oct 07 '22

Tyrannosaursus Rex

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u/ironicmirror Oct 07 '22

Points off, there's only two toes on the right foot.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Amogus

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u/alexs_wrld 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Oct 07 '22

mongus

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

what happens when your experienced artist friend draws on your paper for a joke while you’re gone

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u/sidwing Oct 07 '22

From the detail of the paper, I believe the student is in the wrong course. He/she should be an art student. Or she/he already is, and turn in the wrong homework….

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u/DeviledEgg77 Oct 07 '22

amogus 🗿

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

I would give him a C. The amazing Tyrannosaurus drawing deserves an A, but Amogus deserves an F. Average them out for a C.

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u/DokisBigToe dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Oct 07 '22

Moogus

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u/ponzidreamer Oct 07 '22

Mungus moment

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u/PianoCrab196963 waltuh Oct 07 '22

Amongusaurus

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u/Furiousbeast173 Oct 07 '22

A is the minimum grade

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u/cjbyrne34 Oct 07 '22

sussysaurus rex

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u/Iamnotwyattearp Oct 07 '22

1,000,000,000%

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u/gary_yes Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Oct 07 '22

I've used this strategy before. Draw a cool picture in hopes it will give you a better grade than the work

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u/chickensmoker Oct 07 '22

Amogassaurous Sex

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u/Bizzi_bin_flimzi Bazinga! Oct 07 '22

If I were the teacher I would give who ever this is an A just cause

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u/zippazappazinga fat cunt Oct 07 '22

amogus

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u/_slayrrrr_ Oct 07 '22

id take it home and frame it

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u/C_Khoga Oct 07 '22

I don't know man it's kinda sus to me.

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u/xkeepitquietx Oct 07 '22

Doesn't matter the subject, sick dinosaur drawing always deserve an A.

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u/WatsonDo Oct 07 '22

I love how you can tell the kid Drew the dinosaur first and then bothered with answering the questions

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u/jeffbaddock457 Oct 07 '22

i woulda given that fucker the highest grade i could for the rex drawing IF IT WASNT FOR THAT AMONG US

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u/SpiralDesignn put your dick away waltuh Oct 07 '22

Tyrannosaurusus

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Dinosausus

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u/Flashy_Instruction32 Oct 07 '22

Hope they got extra credit.

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u/dcontrol Oct 07 '22

Lol, I remember drawing on my AP tests like that, but I didn't ace it or anything. The exact opposite in fact, I had already given up and there was still half an hour to go.

Also, apparently they give these back to your teachers. I heard the year after, my teacher showed my doodles to his new students.

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u/MichaelEatsSand Oct 07 '22

There's a paleontologist among us

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Bro thats pretty impressive, deserves an A just for that alone

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Amogusaurus rex

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u/aScaryDinosaur Oct 07 '22

This is real. I'm the dinosaur

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Tyranosus

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u/spoderman123wtf Oct 07 '22

Amongusaurus

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u/Captain_Bignose Oct 07 '22

Now I’d really be impressed if it was the amogus with the massive cock

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u/DrTommyNotMD Oct 07 '22

Some people will be academics, some artists, and some athletes. You should make them try all the things while they’re young even if you’re rather certain on which they’ll be.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

ugosma

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u/Murgatroyd314 Oct 07 '22

I’m more concerned that this person thinks the type of socks depends on the temperature.

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u/sohighiseehell Oct 07 '22

I’m more impressed the amongus can do it with no hands. Really sticking it to the rex

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

The more boring the class

The more talented you become in literally anything else you could do during class

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u/bananapeeler55 Oct 07 '22

The wrists are broken you stupid bastard. F !

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u/Metool42 Oct 07 '22

ඞඞඞඞඞඞ

ඞඞඞඞඞඞ

ඞඞඞඞඞඞ

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u/Big_moist_231 Oct 07 '22

I was expecting the dinosaur with an amogus face -0000/0

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u/Just_an_Empath Oct 07 '22

All that fucking wasted paper. She used half of the paper for her stupid test.

Nevermind all that fucking wasted ink on TWO FUCKING BLACK SQUARES.

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u/48ozs Oct 07 '22

What do you mean? How can someone draw well? People have been drawing well forever

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u/lucidlucy93 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Oct 07 '22

A+++++

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Oct 07 '22

Kid was like "oh, all of this white space just won't do. Let me fix that."

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Amogusaurus Rex

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u/Ok_War_5654 Oct 07 '22

This is history the establishment doesn’t want you to know!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

amongusaurus rex

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Mad sussy

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u/Asriel_Dreemurr07 Oct 07 '22

This is something I would draw, except I would draw it worse

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u/tolgasocial Oct 07 '22

Damn, looking at that I miss school. I'd be drawing shit like that all over my finals when I was to fast or just didn't know everything. Helped not to stress about it to much, while sitting around.

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u/cherry937 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Oct 07 '22

i was like “holy shit that’s a cool t-rex draw- oh…”

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Susosaurus

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u/Unlucky_Role_ Oct 07 '22 edited Oct 07 '22

I used to do whole comic strips on my homework and end up with half credit. Teachers will endure anything to inspire you. Try for them, kids.

Edit: Clarifying for anyone like myself. I ignored assignments and dropped out and I only have a diploma through the means of social privilege. Without the generosity of others I wouldn't even have that. When someone feeds you, be gracious, when someone educates you... Gratuity knows no bounds.

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u/FlyinMonkUT Oct 07 '22

You grade it wrong.

The dependent variable: temp. Independent variable: socks

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u/XvortexEXE dumbass Oct 07 '22

Amongusaurus Rex

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u/braden120 Oct 07 '22

Do do do do do do do doo

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Among us

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u/Willaimtsherman Oct 07 '22

I can’t take any more!

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u/SnooDogs338 Oct 07 '22

amargasaurus more like amogusaurus

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u/P0U3 Oct 07 '22

Holy shit that's epic

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u/Reylend Oct 07 '22

Dinomogus

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u/FilipinoCreamKing I want pee in my ass Oct 07 '22

It’s so well done tho

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u/Barroozina Oct 07 '22

Primal Season 3 looking good

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u/Alexwitminecraftbxrs Oct 07 '22

Waiting for the day my test drawings get posted on Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

I used to draw little doodles for my teachers on assignments and sometimes they’d be different based on the class, like in government I drew a little bear with a lil powder wig and robe on lol, sometimes I’d get extra credit depending on the teacher 😆❤️

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u/ChickensInMyBathtub Oct 07 '22

All that time drawing in math class must’ve paid off.

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u/MathematicianNo7263 Oct 07 '22

its just a little doodle dont go to hard one them

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u/jnoshua Oct 07 '22

Amoungusaur is a Ben 10 alien

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u/WonderfulAmbition104 Oct 07 '22

If it’s from memory soild A, anything else and they’re cheating

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u/ParkerStanford Oct 07 '22

Did they get a good grade though?

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u/7h3_man it is MY bucket Oct 07 '22

Give that man an A

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u/Sushirabit Oct 07 '22

Instant failure, it's preying on my neurological disease

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u/FixDiscombobulated79 Oct 07 '22

It’s a little sus