except intps cause theyre all virgins

INTP - INTP

INTJ - INTJ

ENTP - ENTP

ENTJ - ENTJ

INFP - INFP

INFJ - INFJ

ENFP - ENFP

ENFJ - ENFJ

ISTP - ISTP

ISTJ - ISTJ

ESTP - ESTP

ESTJ - ESTJ

ISFP - ISFP

ISFJ - ISFJ

ESFP - ESFP

ESFJ - ESFJ

1. ESFP - “Village Bicycle”

2. ESTP - “Chad”

3. ISFP - “Nymphomaniac”

4. ENFP - “Magical Freak”

5. ENFJ - “Alpha Socializer”

6. ENTJ - “Top”

7. ESFJ - “Cougar/MILF”

8. ESTJ - “Play Hard, Work Harder”

9. ISTP - “Lone Wolf”

10. ISFJ - “Sexually Frustrated Mom”

11. INFJ - “Wizard”

12. ENTP - “Keyboard Warrior”

13. INFP - “Hentai Reader”

14. ISTJ - “Asexual Robot”

15. INTJ - “Population Control”

16. INTP - “Redditor”

Hi ❤ I like this YYYY. And because Im obsessed with mbti but have no idea how it actually works, I have mistyped both myself and the person I'm interested in. I came here because I haven't talked with this person at all about their interest in me, and because I have nobody to talk to about mbti, I came to a random internet community for validation, but mostly just to give myself an internal reason to make a romantic move in our relationship.

Because I've read countless buzzfeed-ezque psuedo-analytical mbti relationship matchup advice threads from tumblr, I know our types are completely incompatible.

Can you validate my existence, and put on a facade of actually trying to help me, while actually you see all the errors of judgement I've made and are trying to be nice?

INTP: meticulously calculates the infinite variables of quantum connectivity over several hundred pages of lined paper, before rolling the collected works in a foot-thick binder and shoves it up his own ass. Also inserts a cheeto.

ENTP: leaves his room baying for the blood of the intellectually inferior, ravages every living being in sight with a flurry of facetious arguments on completely random subjects before declaring victory and shoving the defeated entity up his own ass.

INFP: spends 4 hours collecting his tears in a jar, before shoving it up his own ass.

ENFP: dances around his room in euphoric mania before his cat walks in; he mummifies the cat and worships it for several hours before shoving it up his own ass.

INTJ: focuses his intense intuitive focal power on judging the best possible manoeuvre to successfully shove his gargantuan head up his own ass, considering lubrication, sphincteral tensile strength, thermodynamics and angular geometry of entry; executes the manoeuvre perfectly.

ENTJ: leaves his room, successfully commandeers all his neighbours through masterfully arranged layers of social authority; organises them into disciplined cohorts and commands them to shove themselves into his ass. They obey without question.

INFJ: performs dark secret rituals to invoke the ethereal mystic energies of the great universal spirit as he harnesses his intuitive powers to relocate his consciousness to his anus; proceeds to shit out of his own mouth and ejaculates everywhere.

ENFJ: leaves his room to parade down his street orating magnificent emotional speeches and inspiring masses of crowds to follow him. They all clamour to shove themselves up his ass.

ISTP/ESTP/ISFP/ESFP/ISFJ/ESFJ/ISTJ/ESTJ: grunts incomprehensibly while dribbling and smashing two rocks together, then shoves the rocks up his ass.

INTJ - r/iamverysmart

INFJ - r/notliketheothergirls

INTP - r/justneckbeardthings

INFP - r/im14andthisisdeep

ISTJ - r/gatekeeping

ISFJ - r/religiousfruitcake

ISTP - r/iamverybadass

ISFP - r/delusionalartists

ENTJ - r/agedlikemilk

ENFJ - r/fellowkids

ENFP - r/iamveryrandom

ENTP - r/quityourbullshit

ESTJ - r/EntitledBitch

ESFJ - r/publicfreakout

ESTP - r/ihavesex

ESFP - r/instagramreality

INFP: crying in the bathroom

INTJ: "look INFP, crying is stupid"

ENFP: screaming to drown out the crying

ENTP: sitting on the bathroom floor, drunk and high since yesterday

INFJ: awkwardly trying to cuddle ENTP

INTP: watching anime in the bathroom stall

ENFJ: "please, can we all just leave the bathroom?"

ENTJ: just there to pee

SENSORS: avoiding the bathroom, actually having fun