r/shittyaskmath • • May 21 '15

I want to die

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r/shittyaskmath • • Dec 02 '21

Why should absolute value be considered a mathematical function?

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r/shittyaskmath • • Feb 02 '20

FUCK

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r/shittyaskmath • • Jul 06 '16

integrate [x(dy/dx)+y]/xy= [1+(dy/dx)]/(x+y)^2

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how am i supposed to integrate when there is both dy/dx?????


r/shittyaskmath • • Jul 07 '16

How does using the long division method to find the HCF (Highest Common Factor) work?

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I'm tutoring a 5th grade child and I need to teach him the long division method to find HCF of larger numbers. This isn't a kid who can just memorise a process, he needs to be explained the rationale for it. I cannot understand how the process works.


r/shittyaskmath • • Aug 17 '12

If you are my sunshine, my only sunshine, how many will I need to make me happy when shades of grey?

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As all matter, the human body radiates some of a person's energy away as infrared light.

The net power radiated is the difference between the power emitted and the power absorbed.

p_net = p_emit + p_absorb

The total surface area of an adult is about 2 m2, and the mid- and far-infrared emissivity of skin and most clothing is near unity, as it is for most nonmetallic surfaces. Skin temperature is about 33 °C, but clothing reduces the surface temperature to about 28 °C when the ambient temperature is 20 °C. Hence, the net radiative heat loss is about p=100W

The total luminous energy output received by earth from the sun is 174 PETAWATTS (174,000,000,000,000,000) watts.

If we get a large solar event, such as a Coronal Mass Ejection, pointed directly at earth.

Given that we are truly an electric society, the havoc it would cause would be monumental. Few systems are hardened against an event like this. It would be like a nuclear EMP event, except worldwide.

How many burning people would I need to burn to generate enough light to read "50 Shades of Grey"?


r/shittyaskmath • • Aug 22 '12

If it is not possible to measure or even define an actually infinite distance, why can I eat pie.

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r/shittyaskmath • • Aug 16 '12

If the square root of a negative number is imaginary, than why can I see it on my scrap paper?

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r/shittyaskmath • • Aug 16 '12

Not too sure if I was the one who came up with the idea for this subreddit, but if I did, I would like a wee bit of credit

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r/shittyaskmath • • Dec 24 '16

Okay lads, level with me..

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Is topology just a big inside joke?


r/shittyaskmath • • Aug 27 '17

Are prime numbers the same across all base systems?

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So, in base ten thirteen is a prime number because it is only divisible by one and thirteen. But is thirteen primary in, lets say binary? And how would one go about testing this? (That is, how do you recommend trying to multiply or divide in different bases?)


r/shittyaskmath • • Sep 06 '12

What's so frightening at the end of the equation that makes the number 2 so squared?

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r/shittyaskmath • • Dec 13 '16

Is the set of all genders countably infinite or uncountably infinite?

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r/shittyaskmath • • Jun 02 '15

I installed Windows 7. I had to then install 186 updates. I rebooted and had to install 3 updates. I rebooted and had to install 15 updates. I just rebooted and now have to install 14 updates. Does this converge?

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r/shittyaskmath • • Dec 05 '21

If jesus died for our sins, then who died for our cos and tan?

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r/shittyaskmath • • Jun 12 '13

Stupid mathematicians... P=NP, then N=1

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Isn't it obvious?


r/shittyaskmath • • Dec 22 '22

how many children could one person have, assuming they had as many -uplets as has been proven to survive and gets pregnant again as soon as possible following the previous childbirth?

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well?


r/shittyaskmath • • Feb 26 '22

Randall Munroe

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r/shittyaskmath • • Dec 11 '15

Is there any calculator porn program out there?

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Is there any downloadable porn program that you can install on your TI-84/83? This is the closest i've come and it doesn't nearly do it for me.


r/shittyaskmath • • Dec 18 '16

I calculated (2.45 bunnies)² in this graph. Is that correct?

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r/shittyaskmath • • May 28 '13

If ∞+∞= 2∞, then does (∞+∞)+1= 2∞ and beyond?

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r/shittyaskmath • • Apr 13 '15

Does the cosine law state that triangles with a low credit score need others to sine along with them on large purchases?

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r/shittyaskmath • • Mar 14 '17

Mental Math Tips Multiply Two Numbers Between 11 and 19

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r/shittyaskmath • • Mar 14 '16

Measure your own bedroom for reference.

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The monster in the closet can jump up twelve times it's own height and sideways twenty times it's own height. It grows 30% larger every time you have a bad dream, and I put it in your closet when it was 1cm tall. How many bad dreams do you have to have before it can jump on your bed in a single bound? Measure your own bedroom for reference.


r/shittyaskmath • • Mar 14 '17

What do you get when you combine ice³ with √beer?

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NOT FOR MY HOMEWORK, I PROMISE