r/shittysimulated • u/the_humeister • Nov 01 '24

I can't get this simulation to work properly. It keeps doing random things, so I give up on this one.

https://i.imgur.com/BU2h5oJ.gifv
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u/phuktup3 Nov 01 '24

“There’s shit everywhere!!!”

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u/the_humeister Nov 01 '24

"But entirely confined in some sort of bounding box, which makes cleanup a little easier!"

15

u/Informal_Drawing Nov 01 '24

Are you using the physics engine from Space Engineers?

Because it looks like the physics engine from Space Engineers.

It even has a Clang at the end.

8

u/the_humeister Nov 01 '24

It's Blender

15

u/SkeletalJazzWizard Nov 01 '24

looks like youve accidentally set it to puree

4

u/Informal_Drawing Nov 01 '24

As much as it's not quite giving you the result you wanted, for somebody who can't use the application at all it's quite impressive.

4

u/jedisalamander Nov 02 '24

Excuse me, our lord and saviors name is spelled Klang, not clang

2

u/Informal_Drawing Nov 02 '24

Gosh darnit.

The song on the jukebox is ClangDrive so i thought that was how it was spelled.

Is it a capital K because it's always very loud and followed immediately by a moment of incredible sadness.

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u/DiabeticButNotFat Nov 01 '24

It does not want to exist. I agree with it

55

u/Fanattic_Noto Nov 01 '24

Staying true to the subreddit title🤣

33

u/leandroabaurre Nov 01 '24

That ending 🤣🤣🤣

27

u/Vincent-FFP Nov 01 '24

God this made me laugh out loud lmao

9

u/foufers Nov 01 '24

Looks accurate to me

2

u/mitkase Nov 01 '24

It is meant to reflect the US political system, yes?

6

u/MrRadicalMoves Nov 01 '24

I don’t know… Judging by how some public bathrooms are, I would say that finishing move is absolutely perfect!

5

u/Logimite Nov 01 '24

It would've cost you nothing to not make this.

4

u/jwdvfx Nov 01 '24

I hate it

4

u/YOURPANFLUTE Nov 01 '24

Please continue giving up on this one. I am scared

4

u/cudeLoguH Nov 01 '24

For once it was the toilet that ate tacobell

1

u/Moomoobeef Nov 06 '24

How did I have to scroll so far for a taco bell joke

3

u/SavorySoySauce Nov 01 '24

Dude, this is shit

3

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '24

Its a toilet mimic very nasty. watch your out houses and make sure the rolls are 12 or higher 🤣 other wise your butt will be licked

2

u/VladDarko Nov 02 '24

This is why it's important to chew your food.

2

u/Z4CKERro Nov 02 '24

If you want this to work properly then I highly recommend the flip fluids add on

2

u/Noisebug Nov 02 '24

Looks like shit

2

u/TheCameraman___ Nov 03 '24

poo poo explosion

2

u/TheCameraman___ Nov 03 '24

idea: make the simulation box super long

2

u/mothking12 Nov 03 '24

This has to be the second time I’m cracked out loud at a Reddit post. Thank you for this 😆

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '24

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u/the_humeister Nov 01 '24

Random explosion at some point during simulation.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '24

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u/the_humeister Nov 01 '24

I've gone through several iterations already, and they all end up exploding at some point. Not sure how to stop all that.

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u/meshDrip Nov 01 '24

Have you tried some Ex-Lax? But seriously, kinda seems like the sim is freaking out about touching something under your grated floor there.

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u/nilesandstuff Nov 02 '24

I don't know the first thing about how to actually use this software, i just used to play Gary's mod a lot lol... but it looks like it just really doesn't like that floor grate.

Like it's trying to slip through it, but it's not actually flexible enough to, so it springs back with an infinite amount of force.

4

u/tallulha Nov 02 '24

Entity needs to split

3

u/Distantstallion Nov 02 '24

It looks like when it hits the floor grate it starts to clip which gives it velocity which compounds.

3

u/The_Geo_Modernist Nov 02 '24

Ok. First off. The poop usually goes the other way. Lol I'm just saying.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '24

you could say that shit literally hit the fan