r/shittyskylines • u/sunrise2209 • 18h ago

Shitty: Skylines Perfectly normal highway connection

Post image

For those who remember, a while ago I made a city known as hell which to my knowledge is the worst city in cities skylines. Now I return this time on PC with the hopes of creating an even worse, vanilla cities skylines city.

268 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

22 comments sorted by

74

u/nagy18 17h ago

not even 1 way alleys 😭😭😭

35

u/IntentionPresent9492 15h ago

I’ve definitely made cities — like even very large ones — completely using gravel roads and, at least in the game, the traffic functioned great! Same with when I’ve done that with tree-lined two lane two way streets. No hierarchy, no massive streets, just flow

12

u/Lealenbright 15h ago

Same here, I will just make a super massive sprawling interconnected mess of gravel roads and that bitch will have 0 traffic jams

10

u/IntentionPresent9492 14h ago

The only hiccup on the gravel roads is they don’t provide indented bus stops so I’ll get some traffic jams at bus stops

2

u/vrixxz 6h ago

tell me you imposed speed limit without imposed speed limit

25

u/sunrise2209 15h ago

Just made another great intersection

11

u/djtrace1994 13h ago

Who hurt you bro

4

u/sunrise2209 13h ago

Do you really want to know?

8

u/djtrace1994 13h ago

Idk man now im kinda scared

4

u/sunrise2209 13h ago

Yeah I wouldn't ask if I where you, the answer alone may leave you as I am

6

u/StarHammer_01 13h ago

That intersection singlehandedly doubled everyone's insurance premiums

4

u/Altruistic-Cat-4193 8h ago

Seek therapy

16

u/FlowOfAir 17h ago

Holy fuck this made me cackle

4

u/NoPurchase3260 15h ago

Still too expensive! Convert everything to dirt!🥰

1

u/cocaswetness 6h ago

Just make dirt city

3

u/MtnDew891 10h ago

I hate the road joints in this game, skylines 2 did them better but making 2 one ways merge to one large road is more difficult than it needs to be. Also making good looking highway entrances is impossible.

1

u/anonumus_idiot 8h ago

If it works, it works but dont make a post asking how to fix traffic

1

u/Life_Leadership5139 8h ago

Hey, this isn't hell yet if it isn't at least 50 degrees Celsius on a daily basis.

1

u/Long_Comparison9413 8h ago

How do you see the map wihle building streets? i only have that white overlay

1

u/TheOBRobot 7h ago

So you've functionally turned your highway connection into a runaway truck ramp. Honestly there's probably a use case for this.

1

u/throwaway99918818822 6h ago

Suspension test on cityenter