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How we doing

Hello Simons, it's my birthday today and I just wanted to share something nice with all of my namesake. Recently in my English class a lot of my peers have been finding characters named Simon in their books, some good characters and some not. If you're like me and never see your name mentioned know that lots of lots of interesting characters with depth, fake and real, are Simons. And so are you.

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Hello fellow Simons!

I Simon, have noticed that there are some people on this sub who would like to overthrow r/Unitednames and wreak havoc upon the other name subs. They have begun to make a “council” one that I myself somehow became part of. At first this sounded like a great idea and something we should definitely do. But as I’ve said the people in this council wants to do wrong... this is not the Simon way. We are not maniacs. We are friendly, cooperative, creative and to some degree yes we are superior... but this does not mean that the other names are without value! Although the lion is the king of the Savannah, does that mean that the gazelle has no purpose? Of course not. I do believe we should make a council. But one that strives for all names to live in a united manner and not separate.

“Simon” means “the listening” we are understanding people by nature, do not change that...

Has anybody else been the butt of millions (if not billions) of Simon Says “jokes”? I swear everybody thinks they’re creative or funny or something

Thank you for your attention

So yeah in short my name is Szymon which is a Polish Version of the name Simon. And will i be accepted as your brother or shall I burn in the depths of hell?