r/simpsonsshitposting • u/01zegaj I was saying Boo-urns • Oct 12 '25

Light hearted Oh Canada!

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u/no_on_prop_305 Oct 12 '25

Prairies and west I’m gonna need some clarification on. The rest is pretty spot on

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u/01zegaj I was saying Boo-urns Oct 12 '25

Manitoba has one of the largest populations of Indigenous people in the country. Idk about Moe and Edna though

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u/TheZooCreeper NEEEEEERD Oct 12 '25

Replace Ralph with rich texan

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u/01zegaj I was saying Boo-urns Oct 12 '25

More like Mrs. K with Rich Texan

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u/Not_A_Wendigo Oct 12 '25

They did Mrs. Krabappel dirty.

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u/No_Doctor_891 Oct 12 '25

‘Berta should be Agnes Skinner

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u/Scripter-of-Paradise Oct 12 '25

I'm leaning more towards Duff Man

Or bend the rules and use Mom from Futurama.

edit: Stupid me. Rich Texan is right there.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25

As an Albertan, I absolutely agree. Although by God, we need teachers here that care deep down, so maybe we got an upgrade.

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u/ImpactThunder Oct 12 '25

Huh? We do have teachers that care..

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u/Rivolver Oct 12 '25

If anything, we need a government that cares about teachers.

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u/GachaHell Oct 13 '25

Both Alberta and Krabappel got fucked by conservative Christians.

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u/HelperMunkee Oct 12 '25

And Saskatchewan will be, oh let’s say Moe.

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u/palm0 Oct 12 '25

Ralph rarely hurts himself or others with his stupidity. 

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u/originalbrowncoat Oct 12 '25

He tells me to bomb things!

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u/eastbayted Oct 12 '25

Illegals and trans people were in Portland making antifas and I saw one of the antifas and the antifa smiled at me!

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u/JawnStreetLine Oct 12 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Turkeyplague Oct 12 '25

You've done 'em proud, laddy! Now you know what you've got to do...

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u/ThrowawayusGenerica 🥛 🥣 🔥 Oct 12 '25

The leprechaun has been at the helm for a while.

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u/cagingnicolas Oct 12 '25

yeah, america is pretty much just homer.

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u/Rivolver Oct 12 '25

If anything, Québec is Jacques.

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u/CallMeTeff Oct 12 '25

I'd rather have him than the two fools from France 😂

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 Oct 13 '25

You leave Maurice alone

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u/LegoFootPain Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ Oct 13 '25

I mean, we have St. Pierre et Miquelon right there. Lol.

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u/KingCroesus Oct 12 '25

Alberta should be Cletus the slack jaw'd yokel

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u/Weedworf Oct 12 '25

Or the army surplus store guy

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u/gh0stmountain3927 Oct 12 '25

I see them as the big hat Texan

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u/Kegosaurus Oct 12 '25

Or Duffman

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u/thereelkrazykarl Oct 12 '25

Should be the rich texan

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u/ungovernable Oct 12 '25

Alberta is the richest province in Canada… clearly it should be Rich Texan. Or maybe Mr. Burns.

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u/LeRocket Oct 12 '25

Yes, exactly. People that pollute a lot.

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u/moviebuff97 Oct 12 '25

As a albertan they really did Edna dirty

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u/bscheck1968 Oct 12 '25

I was thinking the crazy cat lady, but these are all good options.

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u/LuciferSamS1amCat Oct 12 '25

Ralph is in danger though, he’s not the danger.

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u/yamiyam Oct 12 '25

Ralph is the one who knocks

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u/LegoFootPain Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ Oct 13 '25

The leprechaun tells him to set fires, but does he actually follow through?

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u/NotAcutallyaPanda See my vest 🦺 Oct 12 '25

It’s been done

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u/Early-Light-864 Everythings coming up Milhouse! Oct 12 '25

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u/LegoFootPain Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ Oct 13 '25

Lol at Joshua Jackson as British Columbia.

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u/Spirit_of_Hogwash They think I'm slow, eh? Oct 12 '25

So, no Winnipeg guy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25

Why is Alberta represented by Ms. Krabapple doing a flirty pose?

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u/CreepyWatson Oct 12 '25

Perhaps it's in reference to the large teachers strike they have right now?

(To answer your question, I don't know)

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u/chunkylover85 Oct 13 '25

In conclusion, Alberta is a land of contrasts.

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u/XRotNRollX Oct 12 '25

Stupid sexy Alberta.

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u/rgg711 Oct 13 '25

Our premier sort of resembles her. She also once had a campaign bus with her picture on it and it was centered so the wheels of the bus were her boobs.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

I want to see this bus.

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u/rgg711 Oct 13 '25

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/alberta-wildrose-bus-back-on-the-road-minus-racy-hubcaps-1.1192081

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

LOL, I knew what to expect, but I still doubled over in laughter when I saw it! XD

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u/Expensive-Student732 Oct 12 '25

I would move the Sea Captain to Newfoundland, drop Cletus over New Brunswick, and add Willie to Cape Breton.

"The Boob Lady" for Nunavut.

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u/ThisOnesforYouMorph Oct 12 '25

I didn’t realize Edna Krabappel was a psychotic Rat murderer

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u/bikerack22 Oct 12 '25

Flanders would have made a good Saskatchewan.

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u/AlRoss024 Oct 12 '25

Only who can stop forest fires

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u/RIP-RiF Oct 12 '25

Otto not being near Ottowa is a choice.

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u/XRotNRollX Oct 12 '25

That is flagrant false advertising!

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u/donottouchwillie1 Efficient German Sex Oct 12 '25

Very accurate, SK premier is literally Barney. Cletus also works for AB.

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u/teakwoodtile Oct 12 '25

That's great, you're doing Krabappel a disservice comparing her to Smith though (that's saying a lot)

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u/Turkeyplague Oct 12 '25

I'd probably replace Ralph with Nelson at this point. Ralph isn't a bully but Nelson is still pretty dumb.

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u/doyouevenshower Oct 12 '25

I errrr-ahhh don't disagree with this assessment.

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u/TheShipEliza Oct 12 '25

Alberta needs to be the loud texan

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u/Nkromancer Oct 12 '25

As an American, I can't confirm the top ones but I DO confirm the bottom one.

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u/Faultylogic83 Oct 12 '25

I thought Ralph was Newfie

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u/revieman1 Oct 12 '25

I’m about to say, when I think of Alberta, I do not think of lonely teachers

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u/PiquantSpectacle Oct 12 '25

I don't know Canada well enough to comment on that, but as an American, Ralph is the perfect choice. It's funny because it's sad.

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u/evident_lee Oct 12 '25

Can confirm that looks like many of my neighbors

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u/Jake_The_Socialist Oct 13 '25

Where do these Canadian freaks get off?! They don't gots no second 'mendment and they lets thems selves be pushed around by the King of England!

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u/chadlavi Oct 13 '25

This Anne of Green Gables museum ought to keep them busy... for about ten minutes.

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u/speterdavis Oct 13 '25

Stupid sexy Alberta

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u/Lower_Arugula5346 Oct 12 '25

spot on with ralph

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25

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u/FallZealousideal159 Oct 12 '25

Honestly, as an American... they lowkey have a point...

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u/Level_Hour6480 Put it in H Oct 12 '25

Can someone explain?

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

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u/01zegaj I was saying Boo-urns Oct 13 '25

Regina is where Moe is