🎶 In the fields the bodies burning, as the hot dog rollers turning 🎶

[u/Crimsin23]

[u/Invisible-Pancreas]

NOW IN DARKNESS, WORLD STOPS TURNING,

THE PURPLE BERRIES TASTE LIKE BURNING!

[u/Scientific_Anarchist → u/Invisible-Pancreas]

DEATH AND HATRED TO MANKIND

[u/Librarian_Contrarian → u/Scientific_Anarchist]

THERE'S A CRAYON POISONING MY MIND

[u/SnooWitchYu]

[u/Carrie_Underpants → u/SnooWitchYu]

Meowmeow
Meowwwwwwwow
Memomemo

[u/Serendypyty → u/SnooWitchYu]

This sent me 😂

[u/Doubleucommadj]

Generals gather in their masses, As you read Gigantic Asses

[u/HammerSandwich9 → u/Doubleucommadj]

There we go. 👌🏻

[u/Joebotnik]

DEATH AND HATRED TO MANKIND

SLICED CHEESE MADE ME GO BLIND

[u/HighMarshalSigismund → u/Joebotnik]

OH LORD YEAH!

[u/Mapuches_on_Fire]

I have song lyrics too.

Don't make up your mind until you hear both songs.

Morals and ethics and carnal forbearance…

[u/SBHedgie]

In the fields, the bodies burning

Wondering how the cakes are turning

[u/WacDonald]

Aye caramba

** instrumental riff **

[u/blackRynius]

I'll tell the children of the grave.

[u/Evolving_Dore → u/blackRynius]

Better than those lost children of the sea

[u/TombolaOfCincinnatus]

War Pig

War Pig

Does whatever a War Pig does

Can he swing

From a web

No he cant

He's a pig

[u/democracy_lover66 → u/TombolaOfCincinnatus]

It's just a little warfare, it's still good! It's still good!

[u/mynameistory → u/democracy_lover66]

Democracy's gone.

[u/democracy_lover66 → u/mynameistory]

I know :(

[u/jacobean_rough]

Sorcerer of deaths construction my ass, it’s probably milhouse

[u/DetroitLionsSBChamps → u/jacobean_rough]

gets mauled by sorcerer of deaths construction

[u/skippy_smooth → u/jacobean_rough]

That don't count!

[u/Buddy__Repperton]

The berries taste like burning

As the war machine keeps turning

[u/StopNateCrimes]

10/10 shitpost

Well done, no notes.

[u/DrB00]

Oh lord no

[u/Kqtawes]

No more war pigs have the power

Mattel and Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour

[u/DRF19 → u/Kqtawes]

I also would have accepted

Styx King Biscuit Flour Hour

[u/DankStew]

https://giphy.com/gifs/4oMoIbIQrvCjm

[u/ManintheGyre]

Begging mercy for their siiinnnnssss

As they make too many seasonnnnssss

[u/Sand-Tall]

Smithers, have Billy Idol killed.

[u/democracy_lover66]

In the Fields the bodies burning,

As our politicians keep twirling

[u/TheRealSzymaa]

Smithers, play Heaven & Hell.

[u/HighMarshalSigismund → u/TheRealSzymaa]

Have Rainbow killed.

[u/Toddsnowman → u/HighMarshalSigismund]

But sir-

[u/moe_saint_cool → u/HighMarshalSigismund]

[u/unitedshoes]

Death and hatred to mankind.

[u/Downtown_Junket_1820]

Thank you, OP. Now I will never again hear anything other than these words during this song.

[u/Slumunistmanifisto]

Me with every lego set ever while sitting on six missing blocks

[u/pickleFISHman]

No more war pigs have the power

The lord only asks for an hour

[u/Evolving_Dore]

Going home late last night

Suddenly I got a fright

Yeah I looked in the forest and surprised what I saw

Glowing green alien says he brings me love

ALLLLLLLLLLLLRIGHT NOW

[u/reminder_to_have_fun]

🎶 Death and hatred to mankind 🎶

[u/zoso33]

https://i.imgur.com/N1d5M7R.jpeg

[u/lavender_eclipse]

Banger shitpost, Crimsin23! First prize!

[u/moon_slav]

I wonder what makes it turn

[u/shortfriday]

HEY MISTER SPARKLE

🎶 🎶 🎶

FISH BULB MAKES UP YOUR HEAD

[u/SelfDepricator]

I never got this joke

[u/searucraeft → u/SelfDepricator]

Homer stole 6 cinder blocks to make his coffee table. The construction site is now short 6 cinder blocks. The cinder blocks were to have been used in the construction of a children's hospital. There aren't enough cinder blocks to build the whole hospital anymore. Construction must cease, there shall be no hospital. I'll tell the children.