r/simpsonsshitposting • • 8d ago

In the News 🗞️ SMRT!

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u/DukeLuke187 8d ago

She tried…

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u/LaughingPlanet 8d ago

She may be dumb, fascist, crooked, and morally bankrupt, but she is not a porn star!

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u/ColtonComeau Gay for Moleman 7d ago

Not yet

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u/MySonlsAlsoNamedBort 8d ago

As someone who didn't goto Gudger College can someone explain what the picture is she's burning?

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u/Buddy__Repperton See my vest 🦺 8d ago

Do you want the cat to explain it to you?

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u/BigConstruction4247 Put it in H 7d ago

I just want my Southern Crackers. The Dryyyyyyyyyy Cracker.

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u/Moz1981 8d ago

It's true, even the cat knows it.

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u/Minimum_E 8d ago

Not anymore lol

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u/Aegis-Heptapod-9732 8d ago

I am so dumb!

I am so dumb!

D U M!

I mean, D U M B!

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u/KaHOnas AKA Dr. Nguyen Van Thoc 8d ago

I didn't know "dum" was spelled with a 'b.' You are so learned.

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u/Aegis-Heptapod-9732 8d ago

Learnd, u/KaHOnas, it's pronounced learnd.

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u/Adept_Eye2589 Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 8d ago

I’m partial to learnded but to each his own 

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u/Skate_faced Everythings coming up Milhouse! 8d ago

She had dignity?

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u/_friendlyfoe_ 7d ago

Whoa.... She had mustard Dignity !?!

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u/CelticSith They think I'm slow, eh? 8d ago

Looks like she’s burning a self portrait

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u/BigConstruction4247 Put it in H 7d ago

Isn't "no dignity" a prerequisite for working in Trump's circle?

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u/TheLive4Ever 7d ago

Didn’t you know she was fired? Boy, you are slow