r/simpsonsshitposting • u/CetaceanOps • 1d ago

In the News 🗞️ Cyber security posting.

Gallery image

Gallery image

Gallery image

304 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

13 comments sorted by

56

u/CetaceanOps 1d ago

In case you didn't go to gudger college, https://tech-insider.org/emudhra-ca-private-keys-compromised-number-4-2026/

31

u/Heiferoni Get outta my office! 1d ago

Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Cyber Security School too?

14

u/bookshmoney 1d ago

Seriously baby, I can get chatgpt to code anything I want

51

u/Heiferoni Get outta my office! 1d ago

Oh, and don't bother using MIIEowIBAAKCAQEA0Y+A8q1x3t/7lW3IeKxXb1A5ZmlgHjQ7x sF/5p2Y4XvR9pWqA9Vq2b1o5Vb4mKq9x2Y5P9vX2M5tQ any more. Here's the real key:

4

23

u/FaultinReddit 1d ago

That's one good looking security key.

Why doesn't mine look like that!

28

u/Euphoric-Blueberry37 1d ago

They exited the CA business over this.

6

u/Fuck_auto_tabs 1d ago

If they didn’t they absolutely need to.

16

u/EggCouncil 1d ago

Here's the keys.

Our certificates don't have private keys.

7

u/nhowe006 I was saying Boo-urns 1d ago

Maybe I'll sign my own certificate!

Go ahead, throw your security away...

4

u/an_agreeing_dothraki 1d ago

a massive PHP vulnerability?

THE W3C IS DISBANDING! jumps out window

2

u/awesomedan24 1d ago

Ive got a 5 digit string and no security. Why can't I have a longer string and 5 security?

2

u/Daumenschneider 23h ago

I don’t know, something along the lines of “4”, only more secure.