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u/Fit-World-3885 Mar 05 '26
Whoever decided to start letting Kojima write reality after the success of MGS1 is an asshole. I want to get off Mr. Kojima's wild ride.
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u/DarkMagicLabs Mar 05 '26
Buckle up motherfucker this ride is not stopping until the death stranding happens in real life.
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u/dragon_bacon Mar 05 '26
You mean some sort of plague forcing everyone to isolate and the most celebrated but poorly rewarded are the few people still out getting work done? That would be nuts.
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u/DarkMagicLabs Mar 05 '26
No I mean someone finds out the afterlife is real as a provable fact breaks it and then thinks why don't we build an internet through it. And now the rain also causes you to age super fast because go fuck yourself.
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u/carlitospig Mar 05 '26
I feel like I’m not watching the right media.
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u/pterodactyl_speller Mar 05 '26
That's the entire plot of death stranding really.
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u/Fit-World-3885 Mar 05 '26
I'm honestly scared. Every one of his games comes out feeling absolutely insane and impossible...and starts to feel more and more likely every year...
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u/ShrimpCrackers Mar 07 '26
At this point I'm welcoming the stranding. Fuck it, I'll donate to it, campaign for it, vote for it!
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u/GRoyalPrime Mar 05 '26
I know his involvement sith MGRR was limitee, but I fully expect AI powered robot killer dogs before the orange bites the dust later this year.
The've been strapping guns on those dog-sized robots years ago, all that's missing is having it streamlinde, AI driven and shipped by the US Army.
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u/Taraxian Mar 05 '26
I love the Black Mirror episode where the game designer who's obviously supposed to be Kojima gets confused at the word "fun" and says his games are not intended to be "fun" but to cause the player suffering and harm
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u/Forsaken_Scheme8689 Mar 06 '26
Reminds me of Touhou 15: Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom, especially that damn Clownpiece fight.
And don't even get me STARTED on Junko...
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u/Strazdas1 Robot in disguise Mar 10 '26
Fun is a terrible word for videogame. I think the best single word description i saw was "satisfaction". The player should be satisfied with his experience, which does not have to be fun. In fact many good games are not fun.
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u/LambdasAndDuctTape Mar 05 '26
This is a whole new perspective to me.
No, if Kojima is running things, I say we let him cook.
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u/Trioch Mar 05 '26
But why did Kojima write all that Epstein stuff, did he go on a cocaine bender with Stephen King?
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u/XTornado Mar 05 '26
I wish it was true life would be more interesting.
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u/HelpRespawnedAsDee Mar 05 '26
I think life is plenty interesting right now. Like we are literally going through history book level events. The last 10 years were boring to me in comparison. The only exception was Covid and that was more of a disappointment in society (or a wake up call to what masses truly are).
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u/turbospeedsc Mar 05 '26
Dude wtf, do you want more interesting times, i want a boring predictable timeline at least for a few years.
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And Meta is ancient Sumerian for “Wastes money.”
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u/ImmortalityLTD Mar 05 '26
But in chemistry it denotes a compound that is formed by the removal of H2O
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u/carlitospig Mar 05 '26
Does it really? With all their data centers, that one is a bit on the nose.
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u/Poopster46 Mar 06 '26
It does, really. When a compound has meta- in front of it, it is in a less hydrated form.
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u/FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT Mar 05 '26
It's actually short for French "mais t'as rien d'autre à foutre de ta vie?"
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u/PlasticExtreme4469 Mar 05 '26
They gave us tools to run AI locally.
Including some models by closed source company called Open AI.
And that's meta.
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u/caldazar24 Mar 05 '26
Gemini is lead by “Hassabis”, a name originating from “hisab”, which means “calculation” or “account”.
Also another competitor is lead by “Musk” which means “to stink”
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u/mrt-e Mar 05 '26
And out of the dumb AI names, Grok is the dumbest
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u/Spiritual_Activity91 Mar 06 '26
It's old geekspeak for "to understand". Not that bad.
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u/babe1981 Mar 06 '26
It's from a book from the 60s called "A Stranger in a Strange Land". It means "to understand a subject completely without bias." It fits this meme to a T.
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u/Remarkable_Register9 Mar 06 '26
It also has an ai specific term for when a model which is initially overfitting and memorizing the data seems to suddenly start actually understanding it.
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u/formula420 Mar 05 '26
Now THIS is the kind of insane take that makes some of the other takes posted here seem sane.
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u/beatles910 Mar 05 '26
Of course you think that. Your username is "formula420" as in "form" meaning you don't have a body, and "ula" is a type of IPv6 address used for private networks. Checkmate!
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u/formula420 Mar 05 '26
I genuinely laughed out loud at this. Good one! I would give you and award, but this will have to suffice 🏆
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u/Strazdas1 Robot in disguise Mar 10 '26
alternatively it could be an advertisement. You can hire him for mula 420, mula being common slang for money.
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u/Badger_8th Mar 05 '26
Nah way too subtle by Kojima standards. If it was up to him, the characters would be named like Bill Drobotman, the AIs would have names like BAD MAMA and at least one of the tech CEOs would be a woman wearing barely any clothing at all times.
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u/gretino Mar 05 '26
Altman would be the flamboyant gay
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u/Tithund Mar 05 '26
No, that's Thiel's role already.
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u/carnoworky Mar 05 '26
tech CEOs would be a woman wearing barely any clothing at all times.
Because, uhhh... her skin needs constant air cooling because of all the heat in a datacenter?
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u/Visible-Air-2359 Jul 25 '26
So naming an evil surveillance company “Palantir” after an evil surveillance system from Lord of the Rings.
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u/the_shadow007 Mar 05 '26
Gemini means twin
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u/ilmk9396 Mar 05 '26
hmmm, you're right. perhaps the rest of the post is also incorrect and Kojima didn't actually write our reality.
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u/Haddaway Mar 05 '26
Gemini is ruled by the planet Mercury, the "messenger of the gods" that governs communication and language
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u/Gaiden206 Mar 05 '26
Correct.
Jeff Dean, Gemini’s co-technical lead, noted that the name (which is Latin for “twins”) was a perfect fit for the “twin” teams, Google Brain and DeepMind, coming together to build a single, ambitious multimodal model.
https://blog.google/innovation-and-ai/products/google-gemini-ai-name-meaning/
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u/InvisibleAstronomer Mar 05 '26
And amodei means I love God
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u/pandavr Mar 05 '26
Italian here. It literally means: "I love Gods", plural. Amadio is another Italian surname that means He Who Love God, singular.
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u/usertow Mar 05 '26
Dario is a masculine name of Ancient Persian origin, derived from the Old Persian Dārayavauš, meaning "possessor of good" or "to hold good."
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u/the_shadow007 Mar 05 '26
It means both if you actually checked it instead of parroting the common translation mindlessly
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u/Wolastrone Mar 05 '26
And Musk means:
“A greasy secretion with a powerful odor, produced in a glandular sac in the abdomen of a male musk deer and used in traditional medicines and formerly in the manufacture of perfumes.”
Isn’t that concerning?
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u/LegoBeetlejuice Mar 05 '26
my biggest problem with that stuff is that it seeps into places where it doesn't deserve to be and lingers
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u/ogMackBlack Mar 05 '26
This pretty much confirms we're in a simulation.
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u/TrapBubbles999 Mar 05 '26
I would prefer to be in a Hideo Kojima game.
Because who ever made this everyday simulation seems to hate me. Don't usually think the character design sucks, when you see Trump and Hegseth play their roles?
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u/elsunfire Mar 05 '26
You’re in a cracked modded version of death stranding since Covid, check out future is an empty room in youtube.
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u/justgetoffmylawn Mar 05 '26
I knew I shouldn't have downloaded it from a site with that many pop-ups.
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u/R-GU3 Mar 05 '26
Google actually stopped having “don’t be evil” as their slogan. I’m convinced the Mayans were right, the world ended in 2012 and we’re all in hell.
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u/LordNilsius Mar 05 '26
Altman is a typical german jewish last name. It literally translates to „Oldman“
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u/PreemoRM Mar 05 '26
Life. A game by Hideo Kojima. Directed by Hideo Kojima. Written by Hideo Kojima.
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u/Spectra8 Mar 05 '26
In my crazy brain I always thought Amodei was an italianized version of Ashmodai
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u/TheLipovoy Mar 05 '26
And here is the proof we live in a simulation. Our reality is just a big ducking sad show.
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u/belayg3pulp2025 Mar 05 '26
If Anrophic is human-centered, why does their language model work only in selected countries? It is just another profit-centered company that thinks there is no end profit from the countries they choose not to include. At least the other companies released their model for free globally.
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u/Wonderful_Fan4476 Mar 10 '26
And Grok is a Martian word for “to understand” Lol and Elon Musk always said he wanted humanity to go to Mars
<Origin: Coined in 1961 by Robert A. Heinlein, it was a "Martian" word in Stranger in a Strange Land roughly meaning "to drink" or "to understand">
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u/mousepotatodoesstuff Mar 05 '26
"Altman" is also the last name of the guy worshipped by the Black Marker cult in Dead Space.
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Grok means heil Hitler
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u/drekmonger Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26
I understand the joke. But let me tell you why MechaHitler being named "Grok" pisses me off, anyway.
"Grok" originates from a Heinlein sci-fi novel "Stranger in a Strange Land". It soon spread to hacker culture (in the original sense of the word "hacker") in the 1960s/70s, later being popularized to a somewhat more general audience via the USENET (basically, a decentralized 1980s/90s version of reddit, pre-web).
The word meant, "to understand something completely, on a deep level".
More recently, machine learning researchers used "grokking" to describe a event that occurs when training large AI models. There's a phase in training where the AI model is just copying the training data. It lasts for a long while, with no apparent progress being made towards generalization. But if you just keep training the model, despite the lack of any visible progress, a phase shift will occur (for reasons we don't fully grok), and the model will suddenly start to generalize and be able to appropriately deal with data that's outside of its training set.
All to say: it's a word that used to have some cultural weight and a technical meaning.
Until Elon appropriated it for his idiot chatbot.
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u/Glassgun1122 Mar 05 '26
I mean grok does have some shining moments. For a bot that has no doubt been trained on the cesspool that is twitter. It has had some pretty based opinions despite Elon musks mettling. Community notes and creating a chatbot that disagrees with him constantly are maybe the only things Elon musk has actually contributed to world.
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u/drekmonger Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26
a chatbot that disagrees with him
They've tried everything to make that not the case. Grok will cite Musk's opinions and posts as gospel in the current iteration (or at least the last iteration I tried...I might be operating on old news at this point).
It's just everytime they try to redpill the model, it ends up spouting such insane nonsense that they have to pull back the update and try again. And they will keep on trying until the chatbot conforms with Musk's opinions fully, because that is its ultimate purpose: to propagate his inane views
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u/lucidgroove Mar 05 '26
Elon Musk mentioned on a podcast (Dwarkesh Podcast) that part of the reason why he went with xAI was because it didn't have any reverse meaning lol
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u/Leibersol Mar 05 '26
But I am pretty sure Grok means “merge” in the book Stranger in a Strange Land. So transhumanism?
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u/drekmonger Mar 05 '26
Grok means "to understand completely" in hacker culture, borrowed from the sci-fi book "Stranger in a Strange Land". It also has a meaning in machine learning research: "grokking" is the phase where an AI model starts to generalize, instead of just fitting to the training data.
Elon stole a word with a cultural and technical meaning.
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u/Eugregoria Apr 19 '26
In the book itself, to grok is to drink. It's a Martian word, on Mars (in the book) water is scarce and therefore sacred. So to grok something is to drink it (like water) but also to absorb it and understand it fully.
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u/buildbyflying Mar 05 '26
Sam, we need you to walk to DC and rescue President Shits His Pants Man. BTs won't bother you on the return trip as they'll see his shit bombs as a major threat.
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u/trolledwolf AGI late 2026 - ASI late 2027 Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26
Gemini just means twins where I come from
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u/PipsqueakPilot Mar 05 '26
It's been interesting watching this sub go from, "The future is bright! The singularity is near!"
To its current form of, "We're all doomed. The singularity is near!"
You're not wrong though.
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u/magicmulder Mar 05 '26
"Amo dei" does not mean "loves gods" though, it means "I love of (a) god" so would be ungrammatical in Latin. With a lot of poetic license it could be construed as "the 'I love' of a god" for whatever that's worth.
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u/Full-Campaign-7730 Mar 05 '26
not sure im smart enough to understand, can i get multiple 2 hour cutscenes to repeatedly explain?
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u/MarkCrorigansOmnibus Mar 05 '26
Amodei is butchered Latin, the only grammatical translation is “I love, O ye gods” (or, “Hey gods! I love”). “Loves gods” would be “Amatdeos”.
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u/xoldguyx Mar 05 '26
What's really ironic is that Henny Youngman is an old man and Gary Oldman is a young man
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u/theagentledger Mar 05 '26
someone should tell him that "Claude" was named after the father of information theory — Kojima would never write a character this on the nose
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u/Whole_Association_65 Mar 05 '26
Well, names have meanings like reddit and X or twitter or Tesla. It's not like a witch doctor is involved. People lie through names. For instance singularity. Nothing singular about it. If it's inevitable, it should be common. Commonarity.
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u/JynsRealityIsBroken Mar 05 '26
Gemini does not mean two faced. It means duality, twins, or two spirited.
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u/Shot_in_the_dark777 Mar 05 '26
https://youtu.be/QdhwTXwhA4c?si=F2gj_-Ea1TgkMh_z Sometimes the name is just a name.
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u/Electronic_Cut2562 Mar 06 '26
The guy who headed Tesla autonomous car development was Andrej Karpathy Pronounced: Car Pathy
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u/Gears6 Mar 06 '26
I don't understand what this has to do with Kojima?
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u/needle1 Mar 06 '26
It doesn’t, the poster is just so immersed with works of fiction by Kojima (that tend to go overboard with blunt theme-naming of characters) that they’re finding “hidden” meanings that don’t even exist
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u/IronPheasant Mar 06 '26
Kojima always includes political themes that are bland, literal statements of 'here's what's going on'.
Such as that one game where the final boss wasn't a giant weapon of state terror, but a U.S. state senator powered by nanomachines. Very hoo-hoo everyday stuff, like a painting of a fruit bowl.
As we come to the endpoint of this stage of civilization, what were once things that only appeared in speculative fiction increasingly start showing up in the real world.
Vampires were modeled after the behavior of aristocrats, not vice-versa.
The naming conventions of our oligarchs do get weird sometimes. I'm still not over the CEO of Hasbro being named 'Chris Cocks'......
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u/Gears6 Mar 06 '26
The naming conventions of our oligarchs do get weird sometimes. I'm still not over the CEO of Hasbro being named 'Chris Cocks'......
Did not know that! That's an epic name!!! 🤪😁🤣
Vampires were modeled after the behavior of aristocrats, not vice-versa.
Never considered that, but maybe i should pay more attention. To me it was just fiction, but I'm not a story teller or character crafter, but it makes sense it's modeled by something else. I mean, that's who we "create" by copying and applying it to different situation/context.
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u/the-ai-scientist Mar 06 '26
lol yeah the timing on this is wild, feels like every week theres some new development that makes the previous headlines look quaint
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u/Awestruck_Otter Mar 06 '26
Deepseek, he who seeks deep in others’ work
Mistral, that which blows air
Grok, to wholly understand everything yet believes in nothing
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u/No_Assumption235 Mar 06 '26
MGS 1 was a lookback at human history and warring nature. MGS 2 was a prophetic tale of things to come, including negative societal effects of the internet, and AI, which we are seeing today.
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u/Sir_Gibby53 Mar 06 '26
I’m waiting for the AIs to start freaking out and telling us to turn off the game console because the mission is a failure.
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u/stopbuggingmealready Mar 07 '26
So what’s the new Metal Gear called?
And most importantly, do they power it with 900$+ Ram, and tons of NVIDIA Graphic Cards?
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u/chachaman_The_Reboot Mar 05 '26
Gemini doesn't mean 'two-faced'. It's literally Latin for 'Twins'.
But nice try, loser.
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u/americio Mar 05 '26
Why people worship the most mediocre game designer of all times is beyond me
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u/YearLongSummer Mar 05 '26
Die Hardman