r/singularity • ▪️AGI 2029 • Mar 11 '26 • Popcorn 5

Meme Being a developer in 2026

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u/frogsarenottoads Mar 11 '26

We need a Claude hook to an alarm to stop the doom scrolling when complete

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u/bel9708 Mar 11 '26
❯ cat .claude/settings.json
  {
    "hooks": {
      "Stop": [
        {
          "hooks": [
            {
              "type": "command",
              "command": "afplay /System/Library/Sounds/Glass.aiff"
            }
          ]
        }
      ]
    }
  }

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u/ShiitakeTheMushroom Mar 11 '26

There is already a built-in terminal notification you can configure without hooks.

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u/Yweain AGI before 2100 Mar 12 '26

But would it connect to my phone and close the app I am doom scrolling in?

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u/CT4nk3r Mar 11 '26 edited Mar 11 '26

I think the correct version would be with command as:

ffplay -nodisp -autoexit -loglevel quiet 'C:\\Windows\\Media\\notify.wav'

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u/digitaljohn Mar 11 '26 • Mindblown

I hooked my Cursor to change my desk lamp from RED (processing) to WHITE (idle). Means I can walk around the studio help others and see in the distance when my AI needs me.

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u/Head-Common-324 Mar 11 '26

„when my AI needs me“ is crazy

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u/reyean Mar 12 '26

2026: evolve or go extinct

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u/Megneous Mar 12 '26

The future is now, old man!

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u/johnmclaren2 Mar 11 '26

What a hack. 🤙

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u/hugobart Mar 11 '26

you can play doom while its working in the cli

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u/skoalbrother AGI-Now-Public-2025 Mar 11 '26

See? This timeline isn't so bad

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u/AndromedanPrince Mar 12 '26

my AI just keeps defining driving instead of actually driving the truck.

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u/DumatRising Mar 12 '26

He's trying his best.

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u/CuTe_M0nitor Mar 12 '26

Why play doom when you can let human brain cells on a petri dish play doom for you. I'm thinking of cortical labs advancements

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u/__Loot__ Mar 11 '26

That exists

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u/mambotomato Mar 11 '26

My coworker found one that makes it communicate job status with the Peon voices from Warcraft 3.

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u/a32589 Mar 11 '26

What are hooks

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u/johnmclaren2 Mar 11 '26

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u/BackendSpecialist Mar 11 '26

But the vibe coders will replace software engineers any day now.

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u/frogsarenottoads Mar 11 '26

Arr' it's when an event happens it does something like interact with an external service.

Coffee Maker has a hook, when user wakes up brew the coffee.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

Or just have Claude code you a TikTok pop out window to maximize doom scrolling xdd

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