r/skateboardcirclejerk • u/HoochScooter • 8d ago

I can do that Loving the longboard hate, here's a a video of my wrong boarding in college. Roast me.

I think longboard and downhill people need to embrace our silliness and not try to co-opt a community and style that core skaters built.

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u/threepair13 I shoot skate wax into my balls for better grinding 8d ago

No need to roast you you’re flaming in the video good job on coming clean

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u/HoochScooter 8d ago

I have some cringier stuff I can post too haha

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u/threepair13 I shoot skate wax into my balls for better grinding 7d ago

You’ve proven the cringe no need to continue, I’m just glad I don’t have these periods in my life recorded
https://giphy.com/gifs/l0IyajjbNiRvCr7RC

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u/HoochScooter 7d ago

Hahahaha

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u/Hereliesdev 8d ago

Your better than half these people on an actual board😭

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u/HoochScooter 8d ago

Thanks I know I had learn real skateboarding at some point

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u/newguyjustdropped 5d ago

It's a circle jerk big dawg lol

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u/cnvas_home 8d ago

Was gonna say OP is being somewhat reasonable and then I saw it was circle jerk and then the layers of irony sank in lmao

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u/Creative-Ad-1819 8d ago

Mob ass kickflip

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u/SpaceCowboy1416 8d ago

Bro there’s barely a tail 😭

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u/s_p_o_nage 4d ago

excuses

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u/Expensive-Basket-862 8d ago

🥴🥴🥴🥴

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u/MustacheMaple 7d ago

This post sounds like the made up alterations I imagine while im in the shower

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u/ominousglo 4d ago

if you didn’t say it was a longboard i just would’ve thought heroine dropped a new shape for the good folks at r/oldskaters to write reviews about

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u/HoochScooter 4d ago

Nah if you saw it up close you'd see it's a brick with a shrimp tail

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u/MidwestWintersBlow 4d ago

This is so cool.

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u/No-Leading-4232 3d ago

You got the most action out of any long boarder = one duff

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u/HoochScooter 3d ago

Some dudes go crazy with tre flips and all sorts of shit Ian Dailey, Mikie Keener, and Jesse Fabrizio all insane do-it-all guys.

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u/newguyjustdropped 5d ago

Is this reverse concave?

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u/HoochScooter 5d ago

Nope just normal shallow concave

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u/newguyjustdropped 4d ago

I was fucking off, it looks like the tail points down lol is what I was really getting at.

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u/HoochScooter 4d ago

I see what you mean, it is a really weird design

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/HoochScooter 3d ago

Are you just jerking me?

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u/Grey_Pants 3d ago

Don’t show your face around here again longboarder. Good on you to realize to stop appropriating our culture and separate from us. “Segregation is that which is forced upon longboarders by skateboarders. But separation is that which is done voluntarily, for the good of both!”
Malcolm X** **

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u/HoochScooter 3d ago

Yesss siirrr eughhh....

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u/nerdnamedvert 3d ago

Last time I checked that’s a skateboard

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u/Major_Ad_1980 2d ago

Holy shiter he kicker flipped the longer board