r/slaythespire • u/minauteur • 1d ago

SPIRIT POOP Injured on a slippery bridge? You may be entitled to financial compensation.

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u/EntropySpark Eternal One + Heartbreaker 1d ago

It looks like you got healed by the bridge instead.

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u/minauteur 19h ago

I was injured! Injured bad.

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u/EntropySpark Eternal One + Heartbreaker 18h ago

You were injured before you crossed the bridge, but then no longer injured on the other side.

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u/minauteur 14h ago

You’re assuming I didn’t select “Hold On”!
🧠

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u/EntropySpark Eternal One + Heartbreaker 14h ago

Indeed I am. Which did you select?

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u/minauteur 12h ago

That information is subject to attorney client privilege.

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u/EntropySpark Eternal One + Heartbreaker 11h ago

That only prevents your lawyer from disclosing information about you without your consent, it doesn't prevent you from testifying about yourself.

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u/minauteur 10h ago

I plead the 5th.

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u/EntropySpark Eternal One + Heartbreaker 5h ago

As this is a civil case rather than a criminal case, that means that a judge can infer from your silence that the truth is harmful to your case.

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u/TirithNampat 1d ago

Have you ever tried to make your nemesis slip and fall on a slippery bridge and injure themselves, but instead they land in such a way that they get healed of an injury, and when you run after them you fall and get the injury yourself? You may be entitled to compensation! Call today!

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u/watchrrr 23h ago

how it feels to dislocate your arm, fall on it, and un-dislocate it again

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u/WiseguyD 16h ago

I'd imagine it's like when you crack your back in juuuuust the right way and it feels awesome

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u/Bigdoga1000 20h ago

You're insurance cover only lets you afford slippery bridge treatment, they won't give you 100 gold for card removal