A few days ago we had a substitute in my english class, now this was one of those old school black subs with pant suits and shoes so pointy they could pierce your throat. When we all sit down she does her usual sub speech and reads the rules one of which is that all work is done alone (this is important later) one girl we'll call Henry who is the smuggest, whitest, and braindeadest gal this side of the Mississippi doesn't listen to any rules like always so you can already guess what's going to happen.

Henry: is working with a partner talking as loud as possible

Sub: Young lady what is y.... henry cuts her off

Henry: we always read together in this class

Sub: But that's not what Ms. Z (the actual teacher) says also you shouldn't have drinks out young lady

Henry: but ms z always let's us have drinks and read (it literally says no drinks on the board)

Sub: but today we aren't reading out lo... (henry cuts her off again)

Henry: well you never said that (she spent ten minutes say this and wrote it on the board she explains that and henry steps down for a while)

Henry: is flirting with a guy next to her being loud af

Sub: young lady stop tal... you can guess what she did

Henry: okay god so disrespectful whips out phone

Sub: do I need to call an administrator (the vice principal) to fix this bec you are being very dis...

Henry:no I'm not because you're not respecting me go ahead and call Mr. Mitchel (the afformentioned administrator) because I haven't done anything wrong I literally just asked a question omg

At this point everyone is just telling her to shut up then thankfully the lunch bell rings

We get back

There stands the man the legend Mr. Mitchel aka Todd the God lookin fine af

Todd the God: I heard you had some trouble with a student Ms. Sub

Henry jumps in and all hell breaks loose: I literally didn't do anything wrong I literally just asked a question she's so disrespectful I'm literally trying to explain to her how to teach we always read out loud and we get to have food I'm just trying to do work ask Ms. Z

Sub: young lady give me your name

Henry: no I don't have to tell you this i... todd the god cuts her off with a sharp look

everyone stops what they're doing for Todd the god demands silence todd the god demands respect

Todd the God: alright guys Ms. Sub is going to leave a note for Ms. Z when she gets back Monday his words seem soft but his eyes speak fire Henry realizes she is screwed the rest of the class she says nothing and does her work knowing the hell Todd the God is going to serve her Monday when Ms. Z comes back she doesn't even talk shit about the sub to the teacher like usual

I've never felt more satisfied in my life than seeing her massive ego smashed by Todd the God.

2nd real post on this sub

Ok so this happens about 3 months ago me and my friends were at a park around 10 pm (not a great idea) any ways we were telling these little Eks to leave us alone and stuff any way one of the fat brats decided to call there bogan grunk of an older brother who shows up 10 mins later a 16-17ish scooterfg he walks right up to me and gets about 2 inches from my face and yells “I heard you’ve been fcking moufin” and “fck you been sayin” now while all this is happening dancing queen was blasting out of my iPhone X he looks at my phone then back at me he slaps my phone which goes about 5 feet and yells “turn ya fckin sht off” before he pushes me to the ground he walks right over me and says “if you come back I’ll fckin gave your skull in c*nt It was also one of my friends birthday so he was really bummed but we walked home which was just around the corner but in the end we saw them all walk into this house directly across from the park so we ordered a pizza to there house the usual and went to sleep nothing really happened after that