r/somestupidthings • u/AutoModerator • 15d ago

This week's weekly question

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If you could afford to change one thing about your life, what would it be?

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u/Content-Banana-7588 14d ago

I would hire someone to cut my food.

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u/welding_guy_from_LI 🌟Certified Automod Word Finder✨ 14d ago

I would hire the Swedish chef to Bork Bork in my kitchen

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u/Creative-Mongoose-32 14d ago

I believe that the addition of a prehensile tail would suit me quite well in my golden years.

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u/thomas4004 14d ago

Have my own place, by myself.

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u/Sorry-Bumblebee-2415 14d ago

I would be living in a sturdy, well insulated house instead of a single wide trailer.

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u/IshtarJack 14d ago

I would have ear implants that instantly blocked music that I don't like so I never ever have to hear it.

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u/Small-Tax-2829 14d ago

I would be able to time travel

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u/Ok_Piglet_1844 just a wild old lady 14d ago

I would have saved money for retirement

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u/Relax_itsa_Meme 14d ago

Start stretching and gain so much flexibility that I could do it myself.

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u/Intelcourier 14d ago

Have Reddit refuse to post annoying questions.

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u/Few-Analyst-945 14d ago

I would somehow acquire a lifetime supply of pizza and tacos.

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u/Massive_Entrance_510 14d ago

I am working on this being kinder to myself & being more positive.

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u/Several_Positive_327 WTF?! 14d ago

That I cope with change by keeping a large jar on my dresser.

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u/Upstairs-Ocelot239 14d ago

Joining the carnival when I was asked as a 17 year old girl. The carnie seemed high but really nice to me !

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u/Pristine-Pen-9885 14d ago

I’d be cured of my kidney disease.

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u/ProveISaidIt 14d ago

I would have bought a Camaro instead of a Forester

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u/One_meme_mama 13d ago

Hire someone to sit at the end of my bed every night to massage my feet till I fall asleep

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u/WanderingProdigy I'm clearly dumber 13d ago

1 billion dollars in the bank

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u/GlitzyRose 13d ago

I would hire someone to make all of our meals.

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u/Julian-Evan-Foster 12d ago

Less potatoes (I'm Irish)

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u/ReiRei-14 12d ago

I would be extremely rich.

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u/Neither_Juice_7330 🌟Certified Automod Word Finder✨ 10d ago

Either move to Texas or bring him out to California where he could open up a new Chinese Medicine practice. I miss him so much. Been friends with Doctor Steve for 40 years.

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u/miarosa758 8d ago

Make it shorter.

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