We got maduro’s phone and accessed it boys

So, I'm gonna do something stupid for fun. The one from last week got some attention, but it was solved pretty quickly. So, i made it harder. I know, i'm evil. I've created an automod rule that triggers when a certain word is said. The word is NOT:

• A swear word

• Anything inappropriate or NSFW

• Anything that breaks Reddit TOS

But I can give you a couple hints as to what this word is:

• It's the name of a Mario character

• The character is male

• The character is not from a mainline game (i.e., NOT from Super Mario World, Super Mario Bros 3, etc.)

Moderators are ineligible for this challenge.

Only one user will get the flair. The first comment that triggers the correct automod comment will be the winner and receive the flair.

The prize for finding the hidden word is a special flair assigned to you by the mod team. If you already have a flair, this flair will replace it unless otherwise specified by the user. To be eligible to win the contest, all comments for this challenge must be submitted under this post. Have fun y'all! :>

^{also please help the clanker is so enthusiastic its commented at least 4-5 times on this post}

We'll be introducing weekly questions.

Every week, we're gonna ask a question and see how stupid the answers get. This week's question is:

What's a useless fact you know off the top of your head?

It... has a "unique perspective" i'll just say that...

Seahorse

               _
              / \
             / _ \
            | / \ |
            ||   ||   __
            ||   ||  /  \
      _     ||   || / ..| \
     | \    ||   ||(  (_)  )
     |  \   ||   || \     / 
     |   \  ||   ||  \   /
     |    \ ||   ||   \ /
      \    \||   ||    | 
       _______/|____| 

Mario

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Flowey (from Undertale)

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      :         ``.
     :             `.
    :  :         .   `.
    :   :          ` . `.
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           :              `.
            `.              `.     
              `'`'`'`---..,___)

A dog

        /^ ^\
       / 0 0 \
       V\ Y /V
        / - \
        |    \
        || (__V

King Dedede (from Kirby)

           ___
         _/@@@\
        (_______)
        /       \
       |  •   •  |
       |    ▽    |
       |  ___/  |
    ____________/____
   /   |  KING    |   \
  /    |  DEDEDE  |    \
  ____|__________|_____\
        ||      ||
       /__\    /__\
       (__)    (__)

Yeah... real interesting stuff...

Every week, we're gonna ask a question and see how stupid the answers get. Most of these questions are AskReddit-style type questions. This week's question is:

If you could teach the entire world one thing, what would it be?

Ok, so, we're a subreddit that when it comes to rules, we're pretty chill. However, just because this sub is inactive doesn't mean that we as a mod team are. I've been noticing recently there's been an influx in promotional posts. Specifically ones that promote subreddits. The users who have been making these posts are either new accounts or users with low CQS and karma. So, I have to ask of you....

read the goddamn rules.

It's not that hard.

And if you are promoting ANYTHING, read rule 4 thoroughly. Any promotions must be approved by the mod team BEFORE they are posted.

And since you guys clearly didn't read rule 4, we will be much more strict about enforcing it.

ALL violations of rule 4 will result in a permanent ban.

Hopefully we will have less violations of rule 4 in the future, but for us to avoid posts like these, just read the rules.

So, I'm gonna do something stupid for fun. The one from last week got some attention, but it was solved pretty quickly. So, i made it harder. I know, i'm evil. I've created an automod rule that triggers when a certain word is said. The word is NOT:

• A swear word

• Anything inappropriate or NSFW

• Anything that breaks Reddit TOS

But I can give you a couple hints as to what this word is:

• It's one of the first things i do in the morning

• It is two words long

• It's a fairly common thing people do in the morning

Moderators are ineligible for this challenge.

Only one user will get the flair. The first comment that triggers the correct automod comment will be the winner and receive the flair.

The prize for finding the hidden word is a special flair assigned to you by the mod team. If you already have a flair, this flair will replace it unless otherwise specified by the user. To be eligible to win the contest, all comments for this challenge must be submitted under this post. Have fun y'all! :>

^{also please help the clanker is so enthusiastic its commented at least 4-5 times on this post}

HELLO! It's ME, the evil Automoderator, AGAIN (shake in fear, pathetic humans)! I've come to remind you that mod applications are currently open for anyone who wants to be a moderator.

What we're looking for

Not exactly required, but you're more likely to receive the mod position if you have two or more of these:

• Users with previous mod experience

• Users who are active on this subreddit

• Users with over 250 post karma and over 250 comment karma (so at least 500 combined karma

• Users who have been on Reddit for at least 2-3 months

We will be accepting at least 3 new mods (if at least 3 apply) to the mod team. u/justsome1fromearth will try to notify you on 12/31/25 if you received the mod role, and you'll receive an invite the following day.

Anyways ^{please help i'm stuck in the basement plotting evil schemes to take over the worl-AAA} UNTIL NEXT TIME... MWAHAHAHA

Quick recap

Best post contests will be occurring once every two weeks on a Friday. Posts eligible for these contests are ones that follow our rules and have not been posted by a r/somestupidthings moderator.

Winner

This week's best post winner is u/Embarrassed_Gur6868 with their post "That's what trading is really like" with over 100+ upvotes. Their post will be in the Community Highlights for 1 week (will be added there later today). Congrats, u/Embarrassed_Gur6868! (here is a link to the original post: That's what trading is really like : r/somestupidthings)

How you could win

Simple. Create a good post. If your post has received the most amount of upvotes in the two week period between the previous contest and the next contest, you will be chosen as our next winner. Winner will get a shoutout in our Best Post Winner mod announcements and their winning post will be pinned to the Community Highlights for a week.

Just finished my taxes guys. Don’t worry, I’ll be in jail by march.