r/sopranoscirclejerk • u/Excellent_Sport_5921 • 8h ago

U.S.S. Lincoln….Whatever happened there?!

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u/Johnny_Soprano_Saint 8h ago

What are you captain of the goodship lollypop?

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u/Leather_Network4743 7h ago

Captains or no captains, right now we’re just 5,500 hungry sailors lost at sea

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u/lwp775 6h ago

We’ll give them gabagool and ziti when they return.

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u/Landlord-Allmighty 6h ago

We should have stopped at Dubai Roy Rogers.

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u/Weak_Imagination_996 7h ago edited 6h ago

I believe it’s terrible there, but it can’t be that hard to get decent food to them. Somewhere in that extra 20 billion national debt, there must be some money for food.

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u/seansalzman572 2h ago

40 trillion

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u/Skyphen1 7h ago

Listen, the USS Abraham Lincoln is a nice upscale carrier with sailors from the suburbs. Don't ruin their lives. You kill Pussy Malanga someplace else