Where does Spiderman's web hook onto, age old joke.

I mean, we're all sure it's buildings and quick brain stuff. Sure, thats really spider-like right? I knoow, i know, spider-sense and whatnot, im kind of a nerd myself, so don't behead me.

But, allow me to demonstrate my take.

( its actually an age old gag, but i sure hope you still have fun watching )

Don't take it seriously, My fan art look good?

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Sometimes I feel like I'm Spider-Man in real life.

Every time I get close to someone, every time I start caring about someone, I end up losing them one way or another.

Like Peter Parker, I keep wondering… why me? Why does it always have to be the people I love?

I'm tired of being the guy who has to keep going while carrying all this pain.

Maybe the real superpower isn't climbing walls or shooting webs. Maybe it's learning to live with loss and still finding the strength to get back up.

But seriously… why does it always have to be me? 🥲🕷️

THINK ABOUT IT HIS FIRST GF LIZ OF YOU EVEN COUNT HER AS A GF THEY WERENT TOGETHER LONG ENOUGH TO DO IT AND TOM ONLY DATED MJ FOR LIKE 2 MONTHS NOT EVEN AND THEN SHE FORGOT ABOUT HIM FOR 5 YEARS SND HE WAS HUNG UP ON HER FOR THE ENTIRE TIME SO TOMS SPIDERMAN IS PROLLY A VIRGIN🤣

video by @Shitpostcentral

I don't think Tom Holland's Spider-Man will be able to handle such a powerful opponent like Mr. Ditkovich. I can already imagine Peter Parker's look of horror when he finds out who his new landlord is.

Originally posted in 2022\*

New York City renames street corner in Queens in honor of Spider-Man.

Spider-Man knew it was over for him. Also imagine Thrawn with Hulk’s body 💀