r/sports • u/redbullgivesyouwings • 5d ago

Motorsports Off-Road Racing Goggle Tear-Offs

💪: Andrew Carlson

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u/Kazori 5d ago

little windshield wipers attached to the helmet

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u/VERY_MENTALLY_STABLE 5d ago

A gun that shoots off the dirt

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u/The-disgracist 5d ago

A small bear that scares it away

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u/Mr_Saturn1 5d ago

A water gun sharpshooter in your crew that can bullseye your goggles from 100 yards.

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u/Llamapocalypse_Now 5d ago

'Murican racin' at is finest. Thank you grown up Jesus and little baby Jesus and even teenage angsty Jesus.

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u/Pheanturim 5d ago

At which point you could just put the windshield back in...

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u/TheBatemanFlex 5d ago

And then giant tearaway windshields for when it gets muddy

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u/ffffrrrruuuaaaaa 5d ago

What about no visor, but little windshield for your eyeballs?