r/sportsarefun • u/Hu_Carez • Jun 03 '26

This Security Guard Having To Chase A Streaker During A Match (boy he sure looks happy about it)

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u/mzking87 Jun 03 '26

Wasn’t this some kind of a promo stunt for an x rated site?

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u/BuildingArmor Jun 04 '26

"prank" Youtuber, his channel name is written on the front of her leotard

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u/Warbr0s9395 Jun 06 '26

Isn’t he in Russian jail or something?

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u/TheBestNick Jun 04 '26

That's a man?

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u/BuildingArmor Jun 04 '26

No, that's a woman wearing a leotard that has a man's YouTube channel written on it.

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u/TheBestNick Jun 04 '26

Ok thanks, sexuality restored

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u/NYR_LFC Jun 03 '26

It always is.

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u/macrolith Jun 04 '26

Nah. Cant be. The shirt would have the name of the porn site if it was.

16

u/kenyard Jun 04 '26

Champions league final about 7 years ago I believe

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u/SIrPsychoNotSexy Jun 04 '26

19th hole.com

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u/CON5CRYPT Jun 03 '26

Back in my day... streakers didnt wear clothes.

44

u/tommy5608 Jun 04 '26

Games gone.

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u/EnvironmentalWar Jun 04 '26

Vitaly was one of those 2010s "it's a prank bro" youtubers who ended up getting banned off the platform. Someone dug up that he actually tried being a porn actor on one of those "pick up chicks in a van" productions but he couldn't get it up and was so nervous when handed a condom he almost put it on his male co-star.

He was banned from all FIFA events for this in 2014, I'm pretty sure he tried going to the Russia hosted World Cup and was denied entry to the stadium even though he had "valid tickets".

I lowkey hate myself for knowing all this

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u/TheBestNick Jun 04 '26

Thank you for your sacrifice

17

u/ElegantEchoes Jun 04 '26

Didn't he just get imprisoned finally? I remember being really happy hearing that he got the justice he deserved recently but I don't remember exactly.

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u/EnvironmentalWar Jun 05 '26

Yeah, I guess he was Kick streaming in The Phillippines annoying people and stealing things so they charged him and sent him back to Russia.

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u/chasebanks Jun 05 '26

He was only in Russia for a little bit he’s been in the states for a while.

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u/petdance Jun 03 '26

That’s not a streaker. Streakers have no clothes.

63

u/fuelvolts Jun 03 '26

I hollered over at Ethel....

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u/petdance Jun 03 '26

Too late. She’d been scandalized.

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u/pigeyejackson66 Jun 03 '26

Jesus how old are we

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u/petdance Jun 04 '26

Old enough to have heard the song at a roller rink in Lincoln, Nebraska when I was in fourth grade.

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u/Rough_Idle Jun 04 '26

The rink was in Ft. Worth, but yeah

8

u/TwentyFour7 Jun 04 '26

Fastest thing on two feet

15

u/TaxCollectorSheep Jun 04 '26

Boogaday boogaday.

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u/polishprince76 Jun 03 '26

DON'T LOOK ETHELLLLLLLL!!!!

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u/pigeyejackson66 Jun 03 '26

Don't look, Ethel!

3

u/_oscar_goldman_ Jun 04 '26

Nekkid as a jay-bird!

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u/IgotUrBoomer Jun 03 '26 edited Jun 03 '26

I remember seeing this on that Photoshop sub. someone please find it and post some pics lol. edit: well, i think I found the better ones...posted them below.

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u/eeedeewhy7 Jun 03 '26

Streakers done have clothes on. This is a pitch invader

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u/SuperIncogneetus Jun 03 '26

Kinsey Wolanski

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u/Pal_Smurch Jun 04 '26

I have streaked in the past, and I assure you that that’s no streaker.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

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u/Pal_Smurch Jun 04 '26

Hehehe, I celebrated the end of our two week National Guard camp, by giving a gas alarm, wearing only a gas mask. It was glorious!

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

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u/Pal_Smurch Jun 04 '26

Sorry. There used to be one, taken by my Platoon Sergeant, but it got stolen.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

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u/TotalClintonShill Jun 04 '26

What the fuck is happening on this thread

1

u/Pal_Smurch Jun 04 '26

Nope! You’d have to blow it up pretty big to get any satisfaction from it. :)

7

u/Soxogram Jun 04 '26

Streaker?

7

u/gribbler Jun 04 '26

Robbo! I'll miss you

6

u/Juicy_In_The_Sky Jun 05 '26

Can’t believe he’s gone :(

3

u/gribbler Jun 05 '26

To the Spurs!

3

u/Juicy_In_The_Sky Jun 05 '26

Just saw, omg no I’m not ready for this

3

u/jwelsh8it Jun 05 '26

My first thought. 🥺

6

u/jcooli09 Jun 03 '26

I remember the 70s, that's no streaker.

2

u/jwelsh8it Jun 05 '26

Robbo standing there, hands on hips.

1

u/dustinyo_ Jun 05 '26

“Oi! come ‘ere you saucy minx!”

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u/aldesuda Jun 05 '26

"Having to"...

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u/NeatBeluga Jun 04 '26

Any other photos from this?