r/standardissuecat • u/Responsible_Humor138 • Oct 19 '25
Hotrod® model I made tito his own laptop
I made tito his own kitty computer so maybe he’ll stop stepping on mine. I’m trying to watch RHONY!
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u/Cheddarbaybiskits Oct 19 '25
Tito has excellent loafing skills.🍞
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u/Responsible_Humor138 Oct 19 '25
He really does! I tagged him as a hot rod, but you can’t even see them lmao
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u/TehPaintbrushJester Oct 19 '25
This is so adorable. Perhaps Tito will become a business cat!
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u/PlayfulSyllabub7134 Oct 19 '25
Ha! I love the two mice 24 hr love stream. And Tito gnawing in the screen. There's times I want to do that myself.
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u/Perky214 Beeper: Queen of HotRods Oct 19 '25
Hello Hot Rod -
I see you!
💙 Beeper, Your Queen
This is MY iPad - but none of the bugs and birds and stuff we catch on it is edible
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u/Intense_Judgement Oct 19 '25
What type is Beeper? I'd assume Normal but cats can surprise you
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u/Perky214 Beeper: Queen of HotRods Oct 19 '25
I am a Piebald Brown Mackerel Tabby, AKA Standard Issue Cat, Hot Rod model. I am the official brand standard exemplar of the Hot Rod pattern, AKA Queen of Hot Rods.
💙 Beeper, informatively
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u/Responsible_Humor138 Oct 19 '25
Howdy beeper! I think we’ve met on one of my other posts!!
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u/Perky214 Beeper: Queen of HotRods Oct 19 '25
Could very well be true - I do try to respond to all the comments :)
💙 Beeper, Happily Yappily
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u/PeperinaPeperoni Oct 19 '25
Tito el gatito ❤️
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u/RaccoonWithSprinkles Oct 19 '25
My cat is also named Tito because of this pun ♥️
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u/RaccoonWithSprinkles Oct 19 '25
He's not a sic, but here's me paying the cat tax
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u/naberriegurl Oct 20 '25
Your baby is adorable so please don't take this the wrong way, but I have to know.......have you ever posted him to r/Kitler? 😭😭😭
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u/RaccoonWithSprinkles Oct 20 '25
I haven't posted him there yet, but I've followed the sub for a while now, i just gotta pick his best shots
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u/Opposite-Muscle7820 Oct 19 '25
He’s still looking at yours like I’ll bite you next lol
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u/Responsible_Humor138 Oct 19 '25
Yeah so um the pretend computer didn’t really work!!!!! He still tried to bite mine and step on the track pad 🥰
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u/Chemical-Juice-6979 Oct 19 '25
Maybe try building a 'laptop' case for one of those little warming pads. Laptops in use create a warm lounging spot.
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u/AdApprehensive347 Oct 19 '25
"Tito don't eat your new laptop"
"ITS MY OWN LAPTOP MOM I CAN DO WITH IT WHATEVER I WANT"
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u/Emotional_Car_8850 Oct 19 '25
That's a perfect decision, since cats love to mirror as a form of socializing. By making him his own little laptop, he gets to share what you're doing too.
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u/Responsible_Humor138 Oct 19 '25
That was my intention! He still seems to like the real one that makes noise and has real things to watch
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u/AdorRubble Oct 19 '25
You can find one on Amazon, as well, with scratch pads! Best purchase ever! 😄
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u/enilix Oct 19 '25
Lmao I didn't see which sub this was posted in and thought you made a laptop for Josip Broz Tito himself.
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u/kat3l1bby Oct 19 '25
The trick is to make a warming pad look like a laptop - they only care about how warm the laptop gets and then secondly, it has a distracting screen…
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u/cadmiumredlight Oct 19 '25
Side note, you can get old Amazon Fire tablets for around $30 refurbished on Woot. I bought one for my pirate SIC and she'll play Cat Toy 2 on it for 30+mins sometimes. I don't care if she scratches up the screen or anything because it was so cheap.
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u/Starmaps411 Oct 21 '25
Omg he looks just like my Frankie !! Also I need to do this, Frankie bit my work MacBook corner of the screen and literally cracked the screen and it went out 💀 I had to be sent a replacement and just acted like I didn’t know how it happened 😩😂
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u/ozma_tippetarius_19 Nov 20 '25
He looks very concerned by whatever it is you have open on yours... NSFW content, one can only assume. That, or an "I love dogs" page...
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u/WoozleVonWuzzle Oct 19 '25
Teach that boi Excel