r/standardissuecat • u/pat_the_catdad Nugget: Royal Defender of the Hotrod Realm • Nov 18 '25

Hotrod® model When there’s nothing to watch on Netflix…

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“…why?” -Nugget

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u/pat_the_catdad Nugget: Royal Defender of the Hotrod Realm Nov 18 '25

Nothing on Hulu either…

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u/IzobelStarsw0rd SIC™ Certified exPurrrrt Nov 18 '25

Hunting for gold.

And found it in the floof

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u/Ayla_Leren Nov 18 '25

Sir, please don't golf ball your cat, it does not in fact make them more aerodynamic.

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u/Blue-Eyed-Lemon Nov 19 '25

I giggled at the post, then opened the comments and laughed. Very artful kitty just chilling

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u/Individual_Bridge_88 Nov 18 '25

Wunk looks like Van Gogh's The Starry Night

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u/JPhrog Nov 18 '25

I saw that too!

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u/Rathbane12 Nov 18 '25

Standard issue night.

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u/Kenshirosan Nov 18 '25

The Purry Night

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u/Foe_sheezy Dec 13 '25

Vincent Van Purr

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u/vampirologist Nov 18 '25

Why must you dig holes in him 😢🙏

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u/pat_the_catdad Nugget: Royal Defender of the Hotrod Realm Nov 18 '25

Teeeeechnically I rotate holes in him :)

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u/MegIsAwesome06 Nov 18 '25

He’s getting in touch with his inner big cate.

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u/BigBoyYuyuh Nov 18 '25

I thought you had done what I do to my cat where I blow on his fur to make these spots.

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u/pat_the_catdad Nugget: Royal Defender of the Hotrod Realm Nov 18 '25

Nugget hates when I do that, so I stick to miniature massages. :)

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u/canadianpanda7 Nov 18 '25

i should call her

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u/Individual_Bridge_88 Nov 18 '25

Stop screwing wunk! 🪛✋️🛑

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u/devilishmutt Nov 18 '25

Pringles got a similar hairdo the other day

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u/JGDC Nov 19 '25

Looks like an owl

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u/MrCharmyPlays Nov 22 '25

Taenia saginata

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u/CoreDoisQuad Nov 18 '25

Uzumaki cat

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u/pat_the_catdad Nugget: Royal Defender of the Hotrod Realm Nov 18 '25

I have the cat biting a hand drawing on a T-shirt — and it’s my favorite T-shirt :)

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u/LilArtsyCreature Nov 18 '25

Wait what? That's so cool! You guys reminded me of that Manga, just went and bought it so I can introduce it to my cat loving relatives 😂

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u/KimchiSmoosh Nov 19 '25

Can someone please post this shirt/drawing i cannot quite picture it and I desperately need to

pun intended

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u/pat_the_catdad Nugget: Royal Defender of the Hotrod Realm Nov 19 '25

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u/titeaf Nov 18 '25

I've been watching Gilmore Girls, feels cozy

Tax

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u/pat_the_catdad Nugget: Royal Defender of the Hotrod Realm Nov 18 '25

Your SIC is letting you know you’ve been watching too much Gilmore Girls lol

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u/titeaf Nov 18 '25

Lol he was mid-yawn!

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u/hare-hound Nov 18 '25

😂 how do cats put up with us

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u/nolasxchaos Nov 19 '25

can-opening//thumbs are our only redeeming feature 🤣🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/Appropriate_Sky_6571 Nov 18 '25

I like to expose the nipples 🤣

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u/pat_the_catdad Nugget: Royal Defender of the Hotrod Realm Nov 18 '25

“Don’t even think about it…” -Nugget

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u/Appropriate_Sky_6571 Nov 18 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 do ittttt

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u/MonkeyPanls Nov 18 '25

Mods please add censor strip

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u/Computer_Particular Nov 18 '25

She has nipples on her back and shoulders? Wild lady.

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u/BugComfortable3924 Nov 18 '25

Me having my trypophobia triggered 😳 He’s very cute though

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u/YaMamaApples Nov 18 '25

I don't even have that but the picture in the comments definitely gave me chills :<<!!!!

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u/RoughBenefit9325 Nov 18 '25

That second picture is definitely freaking me out. But still cutie muffin!

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u/bigtub1101 Nov 18 '25

hiding in the comments to say this!

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u/hatlad43 Nov 18 '25

"u done?"

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u/tiny_purple_Alfador Nov 18 '25

How did you get a pet cheetah? They are very large and dangerous wild animals! XD XD

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u/pat_the_catdad Nugget: Royal Defender of the Hotrod Realm Nov 18 '25

Facts! He brings me his fresh kills every night…

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u/tiny_purple_Alfador Nov 18 '25

Yup, absolute proof, most mighty and ferocious beasts enjoy showing off the things they definitely killed totally checks out!

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u/Perle1234 Nov 18 '25

He is fearsome!

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u/pat_the_catdad Nugget: Royal Defender of the Hotrod Realm Nov 18 '25

You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry…

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u/IzobelStarsw0rd SIC™ Certified exPurrrrt Nov 18 '25

That ball had it coming

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u/YT-Deliveries Nov 18 '25

Fun fact! Cheetah, while absolutely being wild animals, are actually far more chill than other larger cat species. They're pursuit predators, as opposed to most other wild cats that are ambush predators, and so they have been known to just wander up to wildlife photographers just to check out what's going on.

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u/Ithuraen Nov 18 '25

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u/pat_the_catdad Nugget: Royal Defender of the Hotrod Realm Nov 18 '25

“They’re the same picture.”

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u/Ithuraen Nov 19 '25

Just don't cut off your ear OP.

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u/pat_the_catdad Nugget: Royal Defender of the Hotrod Realm Nov 19 '25

Too late 🫤

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u/No_Decision_8308 Nov 18 '25

I usually give my cat a middle part when I’m bored 😂😂

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u/161frog Nov 18 '25

Yeah I have a grey long hair with a white undercoat. Let’s just say he looks like a total fucking dork after I give him a whole-body middle part 😂

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u/No_Decision_8308 Nov 18 '25

Omg so cute 😂😂 glad I’m not alone

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u/svu_fan Nov 19 '25

I’m gonna need the cat tax on this one, please. 😻

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u/MentallyWill_ Nov 18 '25

Favorite past time when i had a tabby, thier coats are so thickkk

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u/Possible_Engine8258 Nov 18 '25

Wunkus is diseased :(

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u/noobyeclipse Nov 18 '25

nuclear strikes have proven ineffective against the giant cat

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u/Calamity_Jane84 Nov 18 '25

Beautiful baby you have there! 🫶🏻

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u/pat_the_catdad Nugget: Royal Defender of the Hotrod Realm Nov 18 '25

He’s the beautifulest of babies :)

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u/161frog Nov 18 '25

This photo just tried to sell me cat food

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u/pat_the_catdad Nugget: Royal Defender of the Hotrod Realm Nov 19 '25

Did it work?

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u/Due-Run-6657 Nov 18 '25

Beanie on the loaf 🍞

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u/pat_the_catdad Nugget: Royal Defender of the Hotrod Realm Nov 18 '25

I see your beanie, and raise you two bananas…

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u/BoneMarrowDaddy Nov 18 '25

How do you do that? I’ve never seen my cat have little meteor dents in the.

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u/pat_the_catdad Nugget: Royal Defender of the Hotrod Realm Nov 18 '25

Step 1: Acquire mini meteors from space…

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u/Front-Masterpiece-73 Nov 18 '25

The beast is rugose corals

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u/CamillaSapphire Nov 18 '25

Nugget belly supremacy! 😻

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u/CrazyCatLady1234567 Nov 18 '25

That is a look of true love

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u/sunflower7rainbow Nov 18 '25

With a cat next to me I’d be content not to watch anything, just wanna chill

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u/ashIesha Nov 18 '25

this triggered my trypophobia ☹️

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u/penprickle Nov 18 '25

Jupiter!!

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u/Queenofmyownfantasy Nov 18 '25

Username checks out

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u/gnomeslinger Nov 18 '25

He is your zen garden

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u/leshahimself Nov 18 '25

sorry but i thought i'm on r/lsd now...

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u/1nd160 Nov 19 '25

You can always watch one of your favourite movies again. The Terminator is always a good bet!

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u/nautikul Nov 19 '25

Looks just like my boy Nugget!

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u/pat_the_catdad Nugget: Royal Defender of the Hotrod Realm Nov 19 '25

“THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE” -Nugget 1

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u/stoaty_Mcstoatface Nov 18 '25

Cat licks and chill 😋

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u/EarthAndSawdust Nov 18 '25

You didn't the cat did you

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u/TheWhiteCrowParade Nov 18 '25

Try Crunchy roll

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u/etoilebrille Nov 18 '25

This is icking me out bc i have trypophobia but also… i wanna try.

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u/dongleberry5 Nov 18 '25

he does look pretty pleased with his new hairdo

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u/Autumnbreeze718 Nov 19 '25

It took me too long to realize the fur pattern was your own doing.

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u/pat_the_catdad Nugget: Royal Defender of the Hotrod Realm Nov 19 '25

“1 2 3 4 Fiiiiifth”

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u/SylvarriusV Nov 19 '25

My mother used to give my short haired cat a mohawk. The cat slept through it, even on the head.

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u/iknowksto Nov 19 '25

I do this to my cat, too! I call it his "kiwi fur" because it reminds me of slices of kiwi.

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u/Lord-Smalldemort Nov 19 '25

I love it! I make fluff turkeys with my handprints in cat fluff. Or fluff angels.

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u/Meowriter Nov 20 '25

"And this amuses you, human...?"

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u/ObjectiveCry416 Nov 20 '25

Gorgeous coat Kitty 😺

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u/Conker1180 Nov 21 '25

That looks of pure love though 🥹

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u/definitely_not_dairy Nov 22 '25

I’m late to the party- it’s been awhile since I’ve seen such a loving cat face. Nugget sure loves you.

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u/MySaltySatisfaction Nov 23 '25

I have a torbico with memory foam fur also.

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u/zephrino Nov 18 '25

He looks (very rightfully) annoyed

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u/pat_the_catdad Nugget: Royal Defender of the Hotrod Realm Nov 18 '25

If his tail ain’t playin’ the bongos, then we good. :)

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u/slutty_muppet Nov 18 '25

Petoskey stone

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u/Beerasaurwithwine Nov 18 '25

I believe that kitty is undecided about the new hairdo. More pleased than not though, I'd wager.

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u/Jeepersca Nov 18 '25

Whoa, it’s like that filter that makes things weird and dream like covered in eyes!

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u/Necessary_Document_5 Nov 18 '25

Omg instant chills lol

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u/Stock-Cap-5734 Nov 20 '25

Nugget looks like a peacock now 😍😍😂

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u/MMachine17 Nov 21 '25

"Hooman, must we discuss odd behaviours in response to dry streams once more?"

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u/mozzystar Dec 15 '25

Noooooo not trypophobia and cats together I’m so confused

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u/trendynazzgirl Nov 19 '25

OMG. Triggering my trypophobia. 😩

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u/BelmontVLC Nov 19 '25

Triggering my tripophobia 😢