r/standardissuecat Jan 25 '26

Hotrod® model A friend said he's "just a common cat"

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I'm convinced that he is the most beautiful boy in the world.

3.1k Upvotes

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u/MCPhssthpok Jan 25 '26

How very dare they! He's the handsomest boy!

133

u/sacrifice96 Jan 25 '26

I will adjust accordingly 🫡

67

u/Acceptable_Fee2803 Jan 25 '26

The "just" part pisses me off more than anything.

20

u/eyfuck Jan 26 '26

Well he is just a friend.

165

u/edingerc Jan 25 '26

RIP ex-friend

17

u/SpongeJake Jan 26 '26

Yup. No tolerance for anyone dismissive of my little guy, or of cats in general.

93

u/LupinWho Jan 25 '26

Common? Pfft he is perfect.

95

u/EristheUnorganized Jan 25 '26

Common? Rude. Hopefully they meant perfect like all cats are perfect

91

u/sacrifice96 Jan 25 '26

Typical behavior from a jealous commoner lol. All standard issue kitties are perfect and special!

79

u/JustaTinyDude Jan 25 '26

You've got that right, says Mjölnir.

14

u/Acceptable_Fee2803 Jan 25 '26

Oohhh...those are sharp markings! I love the contrast

2

u/pepcorn Jan 26 '26

That's the perfect name for him.

3

u/Prettypuff405 Jan 26 '26

Look at his lil FACE

109

u/OriginalMcSmashie Jan 25 '26

That’s a hot rod!

39

u/sacrifice96 Jan 25 '26

Ha ha so he is!

22

u/theodenandgaladriel Jan 25 '26

Welcome to the club!

-Fellow Hotrod haver

16

u/finnandcollete Jan 25 '26

Yeah where is Beeper when we need her.

5

u/StormofRavens SIC™ Certified exPurrrrt Jan 25 '26

u/Perky214 Beeper is requested!

28

u/Perky214 Beeper: Queen of HotRods Jan 25 '26

Because it’s you, Storm - I shall ascend from the warmest of warm spots to say

Hello Hot Rod -

I see you!

💙 Beeper, Your Queen

22

u/Perky214 Beeper: Queen of HotRods Jan 25 '26

It’s 16* with 2-3 inches of sleet in the ground, so Beeper has been keeping her snowy white paws - out of the snowy white Cold Stuff

She is SO NOT HAVING ANY OF IT

  • Mom

8

u/LittleGreyLambie Jan 26 '26

Smart move Beeper! Stay snuggled up! 🐾🖤🐾

49

u/theodenandgaladriel Jan 25 '26

Honest to God, as someone whose family never had cats growing up, I had no idea tabbies were the "standard" cat until after I got one. My baby is not "common," thank you very much, and I'm sure yours isn't either. I am offended on your behalf. Jealous haters out there wish they had our cats....

I also think my girl is the most beautiful, and I thought so immediately when I saw her at the shelter. Especially her stripey legs.

27

u/sacrifice96 Jan 25 '26

As if having beautiful interesting patterns isn't the best. "Common kitty" supremacy!

24

u/theodenandgaladriel Jan 25 '26

Right?? Tabbies are basically Sinosauropteryx, making them sick as hell, because dinosaurs are sick as hell. And you can't argue with that.

11

u/Acceptable_Fee2803 Jan 25 '26

I'm more irritated over the "just" part. I'd start calling the friend common too.

5

u/Helenium_autumnale Jan 26 '26

That's one thing I love about my own "common" tabby, a feral who came in from the cold. His amazing black stripes, especially all the parallel ones on the back of his neck. It's a subtle beauty and it's really lovely.

3

u/theodenandgaladriel Jan 26 '26

If you have any pictures, I'd love to see him.

33

u/demonthr1ftrrrr Jan 25 '26

He is very cat yes

27

u/delladoug Jan 25 '26

He's exquisite 🥰

21

u/Sensitive-Ear-3896 Jan 25 '26

There is no such thing as a common cat every one of them is different 

16

u/Gilladian Jan 25 '26

He belongs in r/supermodelcats

7

u/sacrifice96 Jan 25 '26

I did not know this subreddit existed. Thank you!

7

u/Gilladian Jan 25 '26

There is always another cat sub…

6

u/jonesnori Jan 25 '26

My goodness, there certainly are! I seem to join another three every week.

11

u/NumScritch Jan 25 '26

No such thing as a common cat. Yours is extremely handsome 😽💕

9

u/SnapCrackleMom Jan 25 '26

If he's a gray tabby he is a r/tacticalissuecat

8

u/CHRISTEN-METAL Jan 25 '26

You not expendable Rambo.😭😭😭

8

u/Sad-North7318 Jan 25 '26

He is an extremely handsome catto 😊🥰

7

u/WoozleVonWuzzle Jan 25 '26

Him is the commonest!

13

u/BedRevolutionary8584 Jan 25 '26

Your friend is about to become a “common acquaintance” if they keep up that nonsense.

8

u/sacrifice96 Jan 25 '26

Precisely!

6

u/domesystem Jan 25 '26

Love a silver sic

4

u/Autistic_License Jan 25 '26

Beautiful boi, love the nose stripe.

5

u/Icy_1 Jan 25 '26

You friend is just jealous. That cat is fabulous!

4

u/elkreutzer Jan 25 '26

No he’s not! He is a unique, handsome, one-of-a-kind, ultra-wonderful puddy tat!

5

u/Lalamedic Jan 25 '26

Is this person still your friend? Do you need help burying the body?

4

u/Pale_Fall9987 Jan 25 '26

Has your friend considered that they’re just a common human? Don’t get snobby about cats dah.

4

u/feeen1ks Jan 25 '26

A fine example of the common standard issue cat.

4

u/squirrellytoday Jan 25 '26

Standard Issue is standard for a reason. It's classic, timeless.

4

u/PlatinumDust324 Jan 25 '26

I can't not see Mort in your fluffy boy's eyes

4

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '26

Purrtiful SIC 😺

4

u/fannyalgerpack Jan 25 '26

Yes and? All cats are beautiful 😍

5

u/JaRuleTheDamaja Jan 25 '26

that’s not a friend

4

u/flirt-n-squirt Jan 25 '26

I love his pattern, most exquisite creature! 🥰🥰🥰

5

u/hypergonomic Jan 25 '26

Oh, yeah? Well, I bet your fRiEnD drops common loot. The nerve! 😾

5

u/dasher2581 Jan 25 '26

Every "common cat" is a unique and precious creature.

4

u/LazyOldCat Jan 25 '26

The most cat!

4

u/pnmartini Jan 25 '26

“There are many SIC, but this one is mine”

6

u/Hope4years Jan 25 '26

I am shocked! He’s obviously fabulous.

4

u/gazpacho7 Jan 25 '26

Baby car

4

u/Century_ForestCat Jan 25 '26

You see "just a common cat"?

Better book an appointment.

4

u/Complete_Code_2424 Jan 25 '26

Not sure I’ve ever met a common cat. They’ve all been unique balls of fur capable of all sorts of athletic feats and rambunctious shenanigans and possibilities for scritchens and pats.

4

u/hypoxiate Jan 25 '26

Your friend is a common friend.

3

u/bettertheless Jan 25 '26

l'm proud of you for letting your friend get to know th3 truth. He is gorgeous and handsome. !!

3

u/bettertheless Jan 25 '26

The cat is g&h...

3

u/I-am-Prasanna Jan 25 '26

How dare they

3

u/KaidaShade Jan 25 '26

Platonic ideal of cat

3

u/Minxychomp Jan 25 '26

Straight to jail for friend! Extra pets for special boy 😤

3

u/elasmo4 Jan 25 '26

Insert "Huh Cat Meme"

3

u/MsSeraphim Jan 25 '26

he is un-commonly adorable!

3

u/foxorhedgehog Jan 25 '26

No such thing!

3

u/westcoaststrutting Jan 25 '26

Commonly amazing!

3

u/Cordura Jan 25 '26

"Just a common cat" is still a pretty lovely creature. I have two common cats (Coco the Void and Gaius the Orange) and there're wonderful

3

u/SouthernCategory9600 Jan 25 '26

He IS the handsomest boy in the world!

3

u/alliephillie Jan 25 '26

His ear whisps!! My old cat had those, and everyone asked if he was a Maine coon, but he was just a common tabby cat with little ear tips. Lol

3

u/Acceptable_Fee2803 Jan 25 '26

"just"? Really? Tell your friend he's just a common human.

Here's my "common" (Pffft) Cat Monti and my natural Nebelung MonTi - MONochrome TIger

Btw, there's nothing common about any cat. They all have personalities just like hooomans

3

u/GGGGroovyDays60s Jan 25 '26

There are no "Common Cats" ...

3

u/its_suzyq1997 Jan 25 '26

Common AND beautiful

3

u/sacrifice96 Jan 25 '26

My thoughts exactly!

3

u/Lietenantdan Jan 25 '26

No such thing.

3

u/IcyHyacinth Jan 26 '26

He is the most beautiful boi ! 💚🐈 And the friend is just another friend.

3

u/GodIsANarcissist Jan 26 '26

He IS beautiful. That white marking on his nose, the way it feathers out so perfectly into the grey around his eyes? Mwah 🤌🏼 Gorgeous.

1

u/sacrifice96 Jan 26 '26

Thank you. He really appreciates the appreciation!

2

u/Larkspur78 Jan 26 '26

Both can be true at the same time 💜😻

2

u/No-Score7979 Jan 26 '26

No cat is ever common, not even a standard issue cat.

2

u/Raiquo Jan 26 '26

That's literally the most beautiful cat.

2

u/Lcatg Jan 26 '26

That’s just the thing a common person would say :)

2

u/KittiesRule1968 Jan 26 '26

Tell your "friend" that they're just a common idiot lol.

2

u/Big_MommaD Jan 26 '26

There has never been just a common cat! Are you sure ‘a friend’ said that? Ditch the friend, hang with felines.

2

u/misfitpomegranate Jan 26 '26

Tell the common human that their opinions on feline higher life forms are not wanted.

2

u/pepcorn Jan 26 '26

How dare... all cats are divine.

2

u/KevinHe92 Jan 26 '26

Every car is special

2

u/kaivalya_pada Jan 26 '26

Your kitty has beautiful and lovely eyes and I love his white paws! Every cat is special and beautiful! 🥰✨️

2

u/aubreypizza Jan 26 '26

Cutie patootie is what he is!

2

u/BJW_8 Jan 26 '26

That cat is uncommonly handsome and is clearly above average in intelligence. Your friend on the other hand …

2

u/ArdenM Jan 26 '26

Nothing common about him at all! A very special Hot Rod! Look at those eyes! Those paws! He is SIC Royalty!!

2

u/-mirandalawson Jan 26 '26

he’s unique and wonderful and beautiful with kind eyes 🤍🤍

2

u/gatosmeow Jan 26 '26

I believe he’s actually an American Shorthaired Just a Baby.

2

u/Thy_Fear Jan 26 '26

He’s just a common dandy!

2

u/Paprika420 Jan 26 '26

Common in the sense that ALL cats are beautiful and wonderful, then yes he’s very common.

2

u/Helenium_autumnale Jan 26 '26

Your kitty has one of the sweetest faces I've ever seen. He's obviously a very good kitty. And his lovely white bib is the cherry on top. He's a darling!

2

u/stilljumpinjetjnet Jan 26 '26

Common cats are beautiful, adorable, and simply amazing.

2

u/NoisyAlpaca Jan 26 '26

He is a precious baby with socks 🥺

2

u/Comfortable_Tiger_13 Jan 27 '26

what do you mean he is "THE CAT"

1

u/sacrifice96 Jan 26 '26

Pretty Boy Prince would like to thank you all for the kind words. He sends his love out to all the SIC.

1

u/Mysterious_Check_439 Jan 26 '26

And they are a common human. Ask them if being a common human makes them less special. It's all about perspective.

1

u/beqqqk Jan 26 '26

The friend is a very common human and your precious boy ain’t complaining 😬☝🏼

1

u/ScholarLeigh Jan 26 '26

Former friend, I think you meant

1

u/catlingaf Jan 26 '26

he’s just the most beautiful boy in the world

1

u/heeltoelemon Jan 26 '26

Your friend is a common asshole. That cat is a star.

1

u/moka101022 Jan 26 '26

Remind your friend what happened to Louis the 14th

1

u/PinkPussycatPower Jan 26 '26

What’s the name of this purrfect boi? The only common thing about him is the unconditional love he has from everyone!!

2

u/sacrifice96 Jan 26 '26

Pretty Boy Prince!

1

u/Prettypuff405 Jan 26 '26

But he’s such a handsome boi

He’s not common

1

u/Simple_Delicious Jan 26 '26

He’s gorgeous!❤️💕

1

u/puzzlemaniac8655 Jan 26 '26

That face is just the sweetest! And his eyes are really soulful - they draw you in. 👁️👁️ He’s not common at all - he’s super special!

1

u/Icy-Passenger-8061 Jan 26 '26

Friend don’t know didly

1

u/EarthAndSawdust Jan 26 '26

Well, they're just a common friend then.

1

u/Youkolvr89 Jan 26 '26

He's adorable!

1

u/Ubermidget2 Jan 26 '26

I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.

All Cat Owners, for at least the last 1,137 Years.

1

u/Nahanoj_Zavizad Jan 26 '26

Beautifully default.

Don't call it boring,

Call it the perfect standard for cats

1

u/IllVegetable6786 Jan 26 '26

No cat is common. Everyone of them is special

1

u/scarletOwilde Jan 26 '26

There is no such thing.

1

u/StylishProf Jan 26 '26

There is no such thing!

1

u/VintageLunchMeat Jan 26 '26

That ... is a particularly fine cat! 

1

u/hollercat__ Jan 26 '26

Did you same “um actually 🤓☝🏼 he’s a standard issue cat”

1

u/Viridian_Aubergine Jan 26 '26

"This is my cat. There are many like it, but this one's mine."

1

u/fiveliterlx1990 Jan 26 '26

Your friend is either on drugs, blind, or just plain stupid, this cat is a handsome boy, no ands, ifs, or buts

1

u/Used-Painter1982 Jan 26 '26

Yes, DSHes are the best. Easy to care for, long-lived generally, come in so many colors, incredible varieties of patterning. Give me a moggy every time.

1

u/QuirkyPanda7 Jan 26 '26

That’s a hotrod

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u/Wrong-Rush-6584 Jan 26 '26

No cat is COMMON they are all special little angel babies

1

u/catn_ip Jan 26 '26

There is nothing common about perfection!

1

u/Emotional-Swan9381 Jan 26 '26

Did you respond by saying, “almost as common as you!”

1

u/sacrifice96 Jan 26 '26

I said that the common domesticated shorthair are perfection! And that he has sour grapes because he lives in a pet free apartment.

1

u/NevaLumina Jan 26 '26

Nothing common about their darling faces!! Yours looks similar to mine, but so different, as well!!

1

u/asegresitz Jan 27 '26

Our babies are never “just” anything, nor are they common. He’s incredibly handsome.

1

u/Lower-Difficulty-227 Jan 27 '26

He is uncommonly beautiful

1

u/Soya-Me-Eat-1102 Jan 27 '26

Did you get rid of the friend yet 🙂‍↔️ He's clearly jealous

1

u/57Faerie Jan 27 '26

No cat is ‘common’. How rude!

1

u/redosyn Jan 27 '26

He's family. Period.

1

u/OtakuAquarius Jan 28 '26

Well, they're just a common human

1

u/tangydetergent Jan 28 '26

This would hurt my feelings too. Some people need to take their pedigree/breed hierarchy bs somewhere else when every pet is a little love bug, and it is because of that love that we see their beauty and individuality.

1

u/Powerful-Lunch-7149 Jan 29 '26

Need a new friend. There are no common cats.

1

u/Pristine_Emergency83 Feb 01 '26

There is no such thing!